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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Gumball Gumption posted:

He can't read it

How do you know

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Huntman posted:

How do you know

he’s the baby

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Johnny ain't *that* short come on

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Kid looks like Johnny’s weird little smiley face

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
you should tell Johnny that I don’t think he noticed

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/AustinCreedWins/status/1496968085374332937

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Who’s the guy on the left?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Jonny Nox posted:

Who’s the guy on the left?

Tyler Breeze, who is also gone.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




rare Magic card l00k posted:

Tyler Breeze, who is also gone.

What’s his wrestling name?


Actually I’ll google it, nvm.


Edit: Oh, cell phone guy

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/MadKing1981/status/1497036893049036802

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
2 weeks later we're gonna get another "Eddie Kingston addresses his Enemies" promo

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Kid looks like Johnny’s weird little smiley face

Yes, that is what Johnny literally says in the tweet.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Gaz-L posted:

Yes, that is what Johnny literally says in the tweet.

Oh yeah i fully ignored the end of the tweet

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
edit: ugh nm doesn't work

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Drakkel posted:

2 weeks later we're gonna get another "Eddie Kingston addresses his Enemies" promo

Should just be a weekly segment at this point

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Literally give Eddie and Taz grievances shows on Dark and Elevation.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Davros1 posted:

Should just be a weekly segment at this point

"What Grinds Eddie Kingston's Gears"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



He says this about Tim Donst every hour on the hour.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1497050501950713868?s=20&t=VjvIBggQrmbmXC4oa9KV5w

Burned a signed mint on card 1-2-3 Kid Hasbro for a match, what a heel

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tato posted:

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1497050501950713868?s=20&t=VjvIBggQrmbmXC4oa9KV5w

Burned a signed mint on card 1-2-3 Kid Hasbro for a match, what a heel

Could be one of the most violent things to happen in a Ukranian Cultural Centre all week

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i like when it pops and he flinches

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Tato posted:

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1497050501950713868?s=20&t=VjvIBggQrmbmXC4oa9KV5w

Burned a signed mint on card 1-2-3 Kid Hasbro for a match, what a heel

lol 1,500 dollars down the drain for 253 likes, 10 quote tweets and 33 retweets and 8,000 views

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

fez_machine posted:

lol 1,500 dollars down the drain for 253 likes, 10 quote tweets and 33 retweets and 8,000 views

I doubt 1.5k is that much to Matt Cardona

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

fez_machine posted:

lol 1,500 dollars down the drain for 253 likes, 10 quote tweets and 33 retweets and 8,000 views

Did you see his pool behind him he's fine. Also can probably write it off as a business expense

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Shard posted:

Did you see his pool behind him he's fine. Also can probably write it off as a business expense

His pool is so awesome WWE wanted to use it even after they fired him

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1497000599870660608?s=20&t=1ahlX1zNk01drNZ0qg4ltw
Very Dustin response.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Chuck Taylor laying out an exact thought process I have had on more than one occasion.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1496932063295025162

https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1496946064162803717

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1496955103063863296

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Over in Japan Okada opens up a package in confusion as he wonders why someone FedEx'd him a white tracksuit

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Yuta got a cult coat.

Sooper Gila
Apr 23, 2014

Love
Peace
and Harmony

Tato posted:

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1497050501950713868?s=20&t=VjvIBggQrmbmXC4oa9KV5w

Burned a signed mint on card 1-2-3 Kid Hasbro for a match, what a heel

This is a more hardcore devotion to Kayfabe than anything the Wrestlers Court generation ever did.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/tjpw2013/status/1497156921723437057

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

That looks like a fun day out :3:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Sternly tapping the "No Horseplay" sign.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Tato posted:

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1497050501950713868?s=20&t=VjvIBggQrmbmXC4oa9KV5w

Burned a signed mint on card 1-2-3 Kid Hasbro for a match, what a heel

What a little fucker

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Rarity posted:

That looks like a fun day out :3:
When DDT did it, it was very fun and I doubt TJPW will not be the same.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

frankenfreak posted:

When DDT did it, it was very fun and I doubt TJPW will not be the same.

I was about to say, last time we saw this we got Chris Brookes going down a water slide while locked in a figure-four. I'm for it

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Rarity posted:

Over in Japan Okada opens up a package in confusion as he wonders why someone FedEx'd him a white tracksuit

He's already got one: https://www.reddit.com/r/njpw/comments/gz1f3m/okadas_entrance_at_wrestle_kingdom_14_night_1/

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I loving hate the way he talks so much goddammit I want to pull my hair out

https://twitter.com/RealKeithLee/status/1496954442054537216

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Keith Lee talking like he's perpetually wearing a fedora is the best and he should do it more

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