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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

funeral home DJ posted:

“Convoy at the Truck Stop Shower” sounds like the name of the next Ram Ranch album.

"We're for guns, freedom, and the heterosexual, Christian way of life! Now lemme just soap up with a bunch of guys. Hey Bill, you missed a spot there. Lemme help you out."

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Last Call posted:

A bunch of poo poo about reddit I will never read

Oh, word?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Seth Pecksniff posted:

As a Star Wars fan, I really have to say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT COMPARE ACTUAL HISTORICAL WARS TO FICTION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

"Yeah, this is just like the time The Empire (slytherin) was beaten up by the rebels (gryffindor) with the help of Ewoks (Hufflepuff) and mercenaries like Han Solo (Ravenclaw)"
they're not talking to you. they are talking to the roughly 1/3 of the country that can't tell fantasy from reality
the people who cite 24 in legal precedents.
or expect "the storm" any day now because tv shows and movies have climaxes
who think biden is a green screen clone because, this one time, they saw a movie where...
they aren't talking to you.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Lol remember when Trump said he'd personally take down an active shooter if he'd been at a school shooting?
https://twitter.com/walterlekh/status/1497256780107333636
Zelenskydo what Trumpdon't.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Last Call posted:

/r/conspiracy – Reddit’s conspiracy subreddit is owned by the alt-right.

.....

That's a shortened version btw, check the link for more.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Dynastocles posted:

Pictured: The CO2 Coalition



If you combine that middle row you get Trump

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Data Graham posted:

LOUD MAJORITY

These people are just so over playing nice with others. gently caress "America", gently caress "other people", gently caress the entire concept of living in a civil society. The biggest lesson they learned was WINNING IS EVERYTHING, to the extent that even if you lose, just shout louder that you won and eventually you WILL win.

loving Facebook coming around just in time to convince all these idiots that they don't have to spend their lives just watching Fox News and grousing to their extended families, now they can go to CHUDCON '22 in the state of their choice and be part of the winning team!!!

"loud majority" *loses popular vote every election*

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1497263371745472514?s=20&t=eJVRNUQwcoTxT9UUZyRVMw

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

A Fancy Hat posted:

lol that the tough truckers convoy has to stress the fact that they will NOT be showering together, oh no, that would be gay and possibly cause a cooties outbreak

I don't think that's really it. Being the insecure children they are the guys figure all the other guys will see just how tiny their wang is and make fun of it.

Chud 1 "Haha Frank, you got a tiny dick!"
Chud 2 "Yeah, well yours is tiny too!"
Chud 1 *gasp* "No it isn't, it's perfectly normal sized!"

10 minutes pass and there's a fist fight

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Steadiman posted:

Lol remember when Trump said he'd personally take down an active shooter if he'd been at a school shooting?
https://twitter.com/walterlekh/status/1497256780107333636
Zelenskydo what Trumpdon't.
and yet he wouldn't stand up to trump's blackmail *wank*. hilarious that these people are less afraid of death than one pissy catty 70 year old rich queen

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Chernobyl: Radiation spike at nuclear plant seized by Russian forces


https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60528828

A radiation spike has been recorded near Chernobyl's nuclear power plant which has been seized by Russian forces, monitoring data shows.

Invading Russian troops took control of the plant - the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster in 1986 - on Thursday, Ukraine said.

Radiation levels increased about 20-fold on Thursday, monitoring stations there reported.

But experts say another major nuclear disaster there is "extremely unlikely".

The rise was caused by heavy military vehicles stirring contaminated soil in the 4,000-sq-km (2,485 sq-mile) exclusion zone surrounding the abandoned plant, Ukraine's State Nuclear Regulatory Inspectorate reported .

The biggest spike was recorded close to the damaged reactor.

Radiation levels are continuously monitored there - measured as a dose that you would receive per hour in a location.

Prof Claire Corkhill, a nuclear materials expert from Sheffield University, told the BBC the spike was "quite localised" and there had been increases along the main routes in and out of the zone around the reactor.

"The increased movement of people and vehicles in and around the Chernobyl zone will have kicked up radioactive dust that's on the ground," Prof Corkhill said.

"Provided there's no further movement, it should decrease again over the next couple of days."

But any military activity in the zone is concerning.

Russian troops captured the plant, about 130km (80 miles) north of the capital, Kyiv, after a fierce battle with Ukrainian forces, according to Ukrainian officials.

Nuclear policy expert Prof James Acton wrote on Thursday: "Chernobyl is inside a large uninhabited space. Ukraine's other reactors are not similarly isolated.

"Nuclear power plants," he added, "are not designed for war zones."

The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said Ukraine informed it on Friday that the country's nuclear power reactors were continuing to operate "safely and securely".

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds

Worked for Jed Clampett!

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

I have found my calling

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

The Last Call posted:

/r/conspiracy – Reddit’s conspiracy subreddit is owned by the alt-right.

On Saturday, the 24th of March, 2018, a Reddit user called afooltobesure posted the following question on Reddit’s /r/conspiracy subreddit:

Why exactly was the_donald invited here?


https://thisinterestsme.com/r-conspiracy-reddit/

Essentially, afooltobesure was questioning why a /r/conspiracy moderator called Flytape had officially welcomed in “refugees” from the Trump community after their subreddit had been temporarily set to private.

Not long after, afooltobesure’s post was removed for violating Rule 10.
/r/conspiracy and Rule 10.

Rule 10 is one of those flaky rules that is purposely left open to interpretation. It states the following:

Posts that attack this sub, users or mods thereof, will be removed. Accusing another user of being a troll or shill can be viewed as an attack, depending on context. First violations will usually result in a warning but bans are at the mods’ discretion.

The rule sounds OK in theory, but is it fairly enforced?

Take a look at the following post by Reddit user yellowsnow2, in which he decried how bad /r/conspiracy had become:



The post above could have been easily interpreted as a violation of Rule 10. However, because it pushed the narrative that CNN’s optional syndicate content was just as bad as Sinclair Broadcast Group’s mandatory content, it was allowed to stand.

His argument fell in line with the political views of the /r/conspiracy moderators as it attempted to lessen the impact of claims that a large telecommunications company with a known conservative slant was forcing local stations to repeat opinion pieces.

However, what if you were to make a similar post, but from a more left-wing / anti-Sinclair perspective?



The post above was removed by moderator Sabremesh and the user who created the post was banned from the subreddit.

This blatant double-standard was highlighted by a number of users, who asked why yellowsnow2’s attack on the subreddit was allowed to stand if a similar post expressing the opposite viewpoint had been removed a day earlier:



Note that this double-standard was also pointed out to the /r/conspiracy moderation team directly via mod mail. In response, they muted the person who brought it up and refused to take any action.

PS: It is worth noting that in the past, Sabremesh has had no problem approving posts that could be interpreted as breaking Rule 10.
Sabremesh.

Sabremesh is the moderator that decided to invoke Rule 10 and remove the post in question.

Despite stating otherwise, Sabremesh basically argued that users with anti-Trump sentiments should be labelled as “persona non grata” – A Latin term that translates into “an unacceptable or unwelcome person.”

It is worth noting that this moderator recently used Rule 10 to ban somebody for calling a Holocaust denier a racist.

In August of 2018, Sabremesh approved a post by somebody who used the phrase “Jew savages”. This is despite the fact that the submission clearly broke Rule 1, which states: “Bigoted slurs are not tolerated.” When a user replied to the post with “Go f yourself, Nazi” – Sabremesh removed the reply and immediately banned them. Eventually, another moderator had to step in and remove the post.

axolotl_peyotl

axolotl_peyotl is the top active moderator on /r/conspiracy. A quick summary of him and his post history:

axolotl_peyotl believes that the Trump-Russia conspiracy theory is propaganda and that the CIA and the mainstream media have successfully weaponized an ‘irrational fear and hatred’ of Donald Trump in the hopes of galvanizing support for a coup and subsequent police state.
He believes in QAnon, which is a right-wing fantasy character that continuously makes vague predictions about how Hillary Clinton and other leading members of the DNC are going to be arrested. On the 14th of May, axolotl_peyotl submitted a post about QAnon. Because his submission was downvoted, he decided to create another post a couple of hours later. This time, however, he used his moderator powers to sticky the post so that it would remain at the top of the subreddit. He also made sure to use a [No Meta] tag so that he could remove any comments that pointed this out.
In the past, he has gone on banning sprees whenever his partisanship has been questioned.
He is known to return to his posts days later and silently ban those who disagreed with him. In one case, he banned a person who disagreed with his pro-Trump post two days later, labeling them as an “anti conspiracy troll”. This ban occurred less than an hour after he approved a comment from somebody calling people “Libtards”.
After the poisoning of Sergei and Yulia Skripal, he used his moderator powers to sticky multiple posts that “proved” Russia’s innocence.
He attempted to pour doubt on a news that Flight MH17 was downed by a Russian missile. He referred to this news story as a conspiracy to fuel “anti-Russian hysteria.”
In regards to the poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2003, axolotl_peyotl doesn’t believe that the case is closed. i.e. He doesn’t believe that the Russians were behind it.
After news broke that Ukraine had stopped a Russian plot to assassinate journalist Arkady Babchenko, axolotl_peyotl claimed that it was “fake news” and that it was designed to scapegoat Russia.
To create an “Us vs Them” siege mentality, he routinely accuses “outsiders” of “brigading” submissions and downvoting comments. This behavior stretches back years.
When Democrat candidate Doug Moore defeated Roy Moore, axolotl_peyotl removed the submission about it because the title was editorialized. That would be OK if it weren’t for the fact that dozens of editorialized titles are submitted to /r/conspiracy on a daily basis.
He has submitted anti-semitic posts in the past.
He routinely stickies any post that is made in Russia’s defense.

The Selective Skepticism of /r/conspiracy.

When conspiracy theories about the Trump-Russia connection are posted to /r/conspiracy, they are often met a heavy amount of “skepticism”. That would be perfectly OK if this “skepticism” didn’t come from the same conspiracy theorists who believe that QAnon is real and that a powerful pedophile ring operated in the basement of a pizza place that didn’t actually have a basement.

If a theory casts right-wing conservatives in a negative light, then the news agency that reported the story will be attacked and their motives will be heavily questioned. If the article in question uses anonymous sources, commentators will be extremely quick to point it out. However, if a conspiracy theory casts the DNC in a negative light, then anonymous posts on 4chan and articles from the likes of Zero Hedge will do just fine.

Unverified allegations.

When a news story broke about the Trump’s ties to Russia, the /r/conspiracy moderators reacted by tagging the submission with the phrase unverified allegations. This raised a lot of eyebrows, as conspiracy theories about Pizzagate, 9/11, vaccines causing autism and the Flat Earth theory had never received such a tag. Let it be known that up until that point no other submission in the entire history of /r/conspiracy had ever been tagged with the phrase “unverified allegations”.
Former /r/conspiracy moderator Flytape.

At the beginning of this post, I mentioned how a former moderator called Flytape had swung open the doors and publicly welcomed members of Reddit’s Trump community to /r/conspiracy.

A few months later, Flytape was forced to step down from his position after the Reddit administrators intervened and prevented him from staging a coup against some of the other moderators.

In the immediate aftermath of his “retirement”, he bemoaned how the subreddit was being run by “a bunch of liberals”. He even complained to Reddit’s Trump community about it.

Flytape is also a member of the super secret “conspiracy conclave” that was mentioned above. There, he and the alt-right moderators of /r/conspiracy privately discuss how to “improve” the subreddit.

Here is a leaked screenshot of Flytape complaining about the fact that Trump-Russia theories can be discussed on /r/conspiracy. In his opinion, the subreddit should just ban them:


aleister.

Two months ago, a user called aleister was also promoted to a moderator position on /r/conspiracy. Here are a few basic facts about this user:

He also moderates a subreddit called “The Great Awakening”, which is a community for QAnon supporters. As mentioned above, QAnon is a popular alt-right conspiracy theory.
He has locked threads and banned users for posting conspiracy theories that paint Trump in a negative light.
aleister is critical of Robert Mueller and his investigation.
This moderator believes that Seth Rich was the source of the DNC email hacks. He also believes that the DNC had him murdered as a result.
aleister consistently removes anything that is could be seen as anti-Trump.
He has submitted QAnon-related material to /r/conspiracy.
There is a huge gap in this user’s submission history. Between May 2011 and August 2016, this user did not submit anything. The account “came back alive” two months before the US Presidential Election with submissions that were critical of Hillary Clinton.
It is highly likely that aleister also owns another moderator account called JamesColesPardon. In a private mod conversation, it seems as though aleister forgot to sign out of his main account before replying. When aleister was removed as a mod in August of 2018, it was JamesColesPardon that added him back to the position.

kit8642.

This is another user that the Conspiracy Conclave chose to become a moderator on /r/conspiracy. A quick overview of their political leanings:

kit8642 does not believe that the Russians had anything to do with the DNC email hack.
This user believes that the DNC rigged their primary elections.
He has questioned whether “Russia Gate” is a ploy to start a war with Russia.
kit8642 felt that the MSM was smearing the Green Party’s presidential nominee Jill Stein for having dinner with Vladimar Putin.
He once wrote: “the MSM would love to feed you hours for BS russia-trump story.”
This user believes that the Clintons should be investigated, despite the fact that they already have been – multiple times.
He is extremely quick to post anything that could be seen as damaging to the Democratic Party.
kit8642 doesn’t believe in the “Russia narrative”.
Previously, he has floated the idea that Russian bots are actually being controlled by the CIA.
He believes in the Clinton Uranium One theory, which is a popular right-wing conspiracy theory that has been tirelessly debunked.
In the lead up to the 2016 presidential election, he posted a number of anti-Clinton submissions.

MissType.

MissType is a one-year-old account that was recently promoted by top moderator axolotl_peyotl.

According to their post history, they are a Trump supporter that has repeatedly posted to /r/the_donald in the past.
Their user account history is filled with conspiracy theories about the DNC, Imran Awan, Hillary Clinton and Seth Rich.
This account rarely submitted anything to /r/conspiracy until August, 2017. Before that, the account posted almost exclusively to /r/the_donald.
Like most alt-right users, they are highly critical of “the left”, SJWs, CNN and liberals.

Wiki notes on users.

According to the public mod log, /r/conspiracy moderators are also keeping notes on certain users. Although we cannot see what has been written in these notes, we can make an educated guess based on Sabremesh’s “persona non grata” post in Conspiracy Conclave.

After reviewing the accounts that had notes added to them, I noticed that most of them had posted anti-Trump content.

Former “Great Awakening” mod aleister created a Wiki note about user mjshoe on the 2nd of May, 2018. Strangely enough, when I looked at mjshoe’s account history, I could see that he hadn’t posted anything to /r/conspiracy in over 2 months. So why did aleister create a Wiki note about him? Well, it turns out that mjshoe is highly critical of Trump and he has also complained about how “pro government” /r/conspiracy has become.

aleister also created a note on Reddit user schoolydee after he posted the following comment:

clinton did not disappear for four months while running for president. but the rubles disappeared from the vodka fueled roulette tables in your black sea troll farm dacha.

He created a note on user BirbWorld after he used the phrase “Stupid F*cking Trump C*ck Holsters.”

He created a note on user ATXNYCESQ after he made comments such as:

PS, are you just going to ignore the examples of disastrous decisions made by Trump with respect to our economy—examples I provided at your request?

Moderator User_Name13 created a note about hurtsdonut_ after he questioned Melania Trump’s whereabouts.

I reviewed six accounts that had Wiki notes added against them in a 12 hour period. Out of those six accounts, five had posted anti-Trump content.

Coincidental, no doubt.
Obama’s Satanic outfit.

In June of 2018, right-wingers claimed to have found a photograph of Obama wearing some sort of satanic head dress. This grainy unconfirmed photograph was submitted to /r/conspiracy twice in less than 24 hours.

The moderators of /r/conspiracy were perfectly OK with the reposts.

However, when somebody posted proof that it was NOT Obama, axolotl_peyotl decided to remove the post under Rule 11, which states:

Misleading, fabricated or sensationalist headlines are subject to removal.

Afterwards, the person who created the post was banned for “trolling” by /r/conspiracy moderator mastigia. Note that when the mod team were asked to point out which comments were considered to be “trolling”, they “muted” the conversation.

Muted.

The moderators of /r/conspiracy have a habit of muting anyone who points out inconsistencies in how they apply the rules.

Take the following example, which was basically an attack on Trump-critic John McCain.

Note that the submission:

Lacked context and provided zero answers to any of the questions that were being asked.
It was not accompanied by a submission statement, which breaks Rule 13 (a rule that is usually heavily-enforced).

When a user called SouthernJeb pointed this out to the /r/conspiracy moderator team, he was immediately muted.

Who muted SouthernJeb? Well, it was none other than axolotl_peyotl of course!
The_Donald.

In July of 2018, a Reddit user discovered that Trump supporters were brigading other subreddits. Their goal was to push manufactured outrage about Rick and Morty creator Dan Harmon. Essentially, Harmon had been criticizing Trump on Twitter, which made him a target for the alt-right.

A post was created explaining how Trump supporters were intentionally swarming other subreddits to push this “outrage” and control discourse on the subject.

Unfortunately, moderator aleister of “Great Awakening” fame removed the post and locked it because he felt that it was “targeted harrassment”. He didn’t state what specific rule it broke or why he thought that it was “targeted harrasment”. He just removed it.

A week or two later, aleister approved a “call to arms” post that encouraged /r/conspiracy users to brigade another anti-conspiracy subreddit. Eventually, another mod had to step in and remove the thread.
aleister strikes again.

In July of 2018, Reddit user alleganysmallmouth submitted a news story about how the White House had removed Putin’s support for Trump from a transcript. An hour or so later, aleister removed the post and banned him.

A few hours later, another mod was forced to step in and reverse the decision.
aleister is also JamesColesPardon.

A leaked modmail screenshot showed aleister replying to his own message. If you look at the discussion, it is pretty obvious that aleister was having a fake conversation with himself and that he forgot to switch back to his JamesColesPardon account before replying.

/r/conspiracy moderator IntellisaurDinoAlien noticed this and removed aleister from his position.

Shortly afterwards, aleister was added back to his position by JamesColesPardon. i.e. He invited himself back.

All of this led to a large internal discussion between the /r/conspiracy moderators. To sum this discussion up:

The other moderators accepted aleister’s explanation that he was just drunk. i.e. A team of people who are naturally suspicious of everything decided to take his word for it, despite it being blatantly obvious to everyone that aleister had forgotten to switch back to his JamesColesPardon account before replying.
A number of moderators said that they were more concerned about who took a screenshot of the conversation than the allegation that aleister was operating multiple mod accounts.
IntellisaurDinoAlien admitted that he leaked the screenshot. He was naturally bemused that his fellow moderators were more concerned about the screenshot than alesiter’s obvious sockpuppetry.
IntellisaurDinoAlien expressed his belief that alesiter and JamesColesPardon belonged to flytape – the pro-Trump moderator that was removed in the past. “All of the signs point to a flytape op, IMO.”
After telling everyone that they needed to pick a less “biased” and “corrupt” mod, IntellisaurDinoAlien said his goodbyes and deleted his account.

After the discussion had ended, /r/conspiracy moderator AssuredlyAThrowAway made an announcement and pushed the line that aleister was simply drunk and that there was no foul play. Unsurprisingly, most people were skeptical of this explanation.
axolotl_peyotl takes control.

In September of 2018, axolotl_peyotl successfully lobbied the Reddit administrators to remove illuminatedwax as the top moderator of /r/conspiracy.

In his words, “having an inactive mod at the top of a 700k-strong sub just isn’t necessary”.

Most people saw through this facade, however, as it was pretty clear to everyone involved that his main motive was to assume complete control of the subreddit.

The takeover had been complete.

Update: October, 2020.

Over the past few days, this article has been receiving traffic from several different places on Reddit. However, it was first posted in the comments section of thread on /r/conspiracy on October 2nd. On the exact same day, the article received a hit from a very interesting source:



In case you didn’t already know, action.donaldjtrump.com is the official campaign website of President Trump. And this “referral” basically means that a link to this article was shared on that site. Most likely, it was sent via a private message or it appeared in a custom feed.

An hour or so after this article received a visitor from donaldjtrump.com, the comment section on /r/conspiracy was essentially “nuked” by top mod axolotl_peyotl. Multiple users were also banned.

At the very least, this shows that people who are heavily involved in Trump’s campaign are visiting /r/conspiracy. And that they pay attention to the comments section.


That's a shortened version btw, check the link for more.

Oh word? Beaten

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




Wait, Lance Storm is cool? 2022 is wild.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Worked for Jed Clampett!

They never show the part where the Clampetts are dismembered by the Saudi government for screwing with supply

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do people get hyped to go to whatever the Democrat equivalent to CPAC is? I just don't understand Americans. Why would they spend their weekend at one of these things? They could do many things or even just stay at home and relax.

American conservatism and/or the Republican party is a cult at this point. CPAC isn't about ideas or governance or learning anything new for these people. For them it's purely their identity and the highs and hate boners they get from hearing all the right-wing buzzwords out loud on a stage and the confirmation they get from equally poo poo people telling them it's not their fault nobody likes them anymore. "Democrat" is just the default political party for the 2/3 or us that aren't thoroughly rotten, sociopathic, misinformed assholes or dead-eyed conspiracy nuts. There's no left-leaning equivalent to CPAC because we're just a fundamentally different category of people and oftentimes very different from one another and don't need the same misguided sense of affirmation that they do. When you hear Republicans talking about Democrats, it's best to keep in mind that they think we're just as much a cult as they are when the reality of it is just that we're, above all else, simply not Republicans and not really unified in some grand way. If LiberalPAC Convention existed, as a liberal I'd probably just point and laugh at it because my politics aren't my identity the way it is for a Republican.

tek79 fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 25, 2022

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Jeffrey please implement the collapse tag thabks

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds

Remember, Patriots: Calling 811 before you dig is for commies. Use those sharp tools with reckless abandon. You know most oil is directly beneath high voltage power and gas lines.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

CPAC is like going to a pop culture convention, but instead of getting to hear Chris Sarandon talk about The Princess Bride, you get to hear Ted Cruz say "woke" and "communism" a bunch.

I have to imaging the hookup scene is much more deranged, too.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Wasn’t CPAC supposed to be held in Hungary? Or was that some other chud convention

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

A Fancy Hat posted:

I have to imaging the hookup scene is much more deranged, too.

Imagine I posted “img-boner-garage.jpg” from a few pages back (I won’t post it as I’m about to eat lunch and I don’t want to lose my appetite). That’s about the hookup scene right there.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
No one at CPAC is looking for that flavor of hookup.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

The Last Call posted:

Chernobyl: Radiation spike at nuclear plant seized by Russian forces


https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60528828

A radiation spike has been recorded near Chernobyl's nuclear power plant which has been seized by Russian forces, monitoring data shows.
...

Not great, not terrible

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


A Fancy Hat posted:

CPAC is like going to a pop culture convention, but instead of getting to hear Chris Sarandon talk about The Princess Bride, you get to hear Ted Cruz say "woke" and "communism" a bunch.

I have to imaging the hookup scene is much more deranged, too.

Grndr usage also spikes for some reason wherever CPAC is held.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Getting word that the great big convoy is rolling through Albuquerque currently, which really puts them behind schedule, based on their own schedule.

Wish I could be at an overpass with a CONVOY gently caress OFF banner but unlike these convoy welfare queens, I have to work.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Jeffrey please implement the collapse tag thabks

Anyone quoting that should get a probe

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Regrettable posted:

Wait, Lance Storm is cool? 2022 is wild.

He always was.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Cartoonishly lightly NSFW images 'live' from the convy stop.


Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Another things I am wondering is what do you think the convoy smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs I would like to smell them

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

withak posted:

No one at CPAC is looking for that flavor of hookup.

They're more about this:



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trump grift spammers have completely spaced on (or are ignoring) the fact that "Truth Social" "exists"





Same as it's been for months

Guess nobody turned off the cron job

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

MrMojok posted:

I am sorry to bomb this thread with tweets but there is just too many LOLs flying around right now.

This seems like satire, like in Dr. Strangelove when Buck Turgidson says it's beginning to look like General Ripper has exceeded his authority, but it's not. It's Candace Owens, hot on the case.

https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1496705294419779584?s=21

https://twitter.com/dear_maga/status/1496935954736562177?t=NnA6N0Dd3hhvlybsk6JJeQ&s=1

Why is literally every female chud in existence on that website

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
It's hilarious to me that both the Beautiful Truckers and trump's truth have been practically forgotten, even by their own side, within hours of them starting up. Has anyone at cpac even mentioned either of them?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Why is literally every female chud in existence on that website

most of the grifters are people who couldn't make it showbiz but found dumb people will give them money to say what they want to hear

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Stink Billyums posted:

most of the grifters are people who couldn't make it showbiz but found dumb people will give them money to say what they want to hear

water finds its own level

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

no no, I'm sure it's actually a ~*~cOnSpIrAcY~*~

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1497281989463973894?s=20&t=T32kisHdVG_ZX5aXkha3PA

https://twitter.com/PatriotMobile/status/1497282169655500802?s=20&t=T32kisHdVG_ZX5aXkha3PA

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Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Rednecks got that name because they wore a red bandanna in solidarity with other members of the union.

Oh….not that kind of redneck?

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