funeral home DJ posted:“Convoy at the Truck Stop Shower” sounds like the name of the next Ram Ranch album. "We're for guns, freedom, and the heterosexual, Christian way of life! Now lemme just soap up with a bunch of guys. Hey Bill, you missed a spot there. Lemme help you out."
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The Last Call posted:A bunch of poo poo about reddit I will never read Oh, word?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:As a Star Wars fan, I really have to say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT COMPARE ACTUAL HISTORICAL WARS TO FICTION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU the people who cite 24 in legal precedents. or expect "the storm" any day now because tv shows and movies have climaxes who think biden is a green screen clone because, this one time, they saw a movie where... they aren't talking to you.
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# ? Feb 25, 2022 18:29 |
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Lol remember when Trump said he'd personally take down an active shooter if he'd been at a school shooting? https://twitter.com/walterlekh/status/1497256780107333636 Zelenskydo what Trumpdon't.
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The Last Call posted:/r/conspiracy – Reddit’s conspiracy subreddit is owned by the alt-right.
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Dynastocles posted:Pictured: The CO2 Coalition If you combine that middle row you get Trump
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Data Graham posted:LOUD MAJORITY "loud majority" *loses popular vote every election*
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1497263371745472514?s=20&t=eJVRNUQwcoTxT9UUZyRVMw
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A Fancy Hat posted:lol that the tough truckers convoy has to stress the fact that they will NOT be showering together, oh no, that would be gay and possibly cause a cooties outbreak I don't think that's really it. Being the insecure children they are the guys figure all the other guys will see just how tiny their wang is and make fun of it. Chud 1 "Haha Frank, you got a tiny dick!" Chud 2 "Yeah, well yours is tiny too!" Chud 1 *gasp* "No it isn't, it's perfectly normal sized!" 10 minutes pass and there's a fist fight
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Steadiman posted:Lol remember when Trump said he'd personally take down an active shooter if he'd been at a school shooting?
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Chernobyl: Radiation spike at nuclear plant seized by Russian forces https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60528828 A radiation spike has been recorded near Chernobyl's nuclear power plant which has been seized by Russian forces, monitoring data shows. Invading Russian troops took control of the plant - the site of the world's worst nuclear disaster in 1986 - on Thursday, Ukraine said. Radiation levels increased about 20-fold on Thursday, monitoring stations there reported. But experts say another major nuclear disaster there is "extremely unlikely". The rise was caused by heavy military vehicles stirring contaminated soil in the 4,000-sq-km (2,485 sq-mile) exclusion zone surrounding the abandoned plant, Ukraine's State Nuclear Regulatory Inspectorate reported . The biggest spike was recorded close to the damaged reactor. Radiation levels are continuously monitored there - measured as a dose that you would receive per hour in a location. Prof Claire Corkhill, a nuclear materials expert from Sheffield University, told the BBC the spike was "quite localised" and there had been increases along the main routes in and out of the zone around the reactor. "The increased movement of people and vehicles in and around the Chernobyl zone will have kicked up radioactive dust that's on the ground," Prof Corkhill said. "Provided there's no further movement, it should decrease again over the next couple of days." But any military activity in the zone is concerning. Russian troops captured the plant, about 130km (80 miles) north of the capital, Kyiv, after a fierce battle with Ukrainian forces, according to Ukrainian officials. Nuclear policy expert Prof James Acton wrote on Thursday: "Chernobyl is inside a large uninhabited space. Ukraine's other reactors are not similarly isolated. "Nuclear power plants," he added, "are not designed for war zones." The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) said Ukraine informed it on Friday that the country's nuclear power reactors were continuing to operate "safely and securely".
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1497263371745472514?s=20&t=eJVRNUQwcoTxT9UUZyRVMw Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds
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flashy_mcflash posted:Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds Worked for Jed Clampett!
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I have found my calling
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The Last Call posted:/r/conspiracy – Reddit’s conspiracy subreddit is owned by the alt-right. Oh word? Beaten
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Wait, Lance Storm is cool? 2022 is wild.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Worked for Jed Clampett! They never show the part where the Clampetts are dismembered by the Saudi government for screwing with supply
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do people get hyped to go to whatever the Democrat equivalent to CPAC is? I just don't understand Americans. Why would they spend their weekend at one of these things? They could do many things or even just stay at home and relax. American conservatism and/or the Republican party is a cult at this point. CPAC isn't about ideas or governance or learning anything new for these people. For them it's purely their identity and the highs and hate boners they get from hearing all the right-wing buzzwords out loud on a stage and the confirmation they get from equally poo poo people telling them it's not their fault nobody likes them anymore. "Democrat" is just the default political party for the 2/3 or us that aren't thoroughly rotten, sociopathic, misinformed assholes or dead-eyed conspiracy nuts. There's no left-leaning equivalent to CPAC because we're just a fundamentally different category of people and oftentimes very different from one another and don't need the same misguided sense of affirmation that they do. When you hear Republicans talking about Democrats, it's best to keep in mind that they think we're just as much a cult as they are when the reality of it is just that we're, above all else, simply not Republicans and not really unified in some grand way. If LiberalPAC Convention existed, as a liberal I'd probably just point and laugh at it because my politics aren't my identity the way it is for a Republican. tek79 fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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Jeffrey please implement the collapse tag thabks
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flashy_mcflash posted:Hahaha yeah definitely go start digging random holes in your yard looking for that Texas tea, chuds Remember, Patriots: Calling 811 before you dig is for commies. Use those sharp tools with reckless abandon. You know most oil is directly beneath high voltage power and gas lines.
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CPAC is like going to a pop culture convention, but instead of getting to hear Chris Sarandon talk about The Princess Bride, you get to hear Ted Cruz say "woke" and "communism" a bunch. I have to imaging the hookup scene is much more deranged, too.
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Wasn’t CPAC supposed to be held in Hungary? Or was that some other chud convention
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A Fancy Hat posted:I have to imaging the hookup scene is much more deranged, too. Imagine I posted “img-boner-garage.jpg” from a few pages back (I won’t post it as I’m about to eat lunch and I don’t want to lose my appetite). That’s about the hookup scene right there.
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No one at CPAC is looking for that flavor of hookup.
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The Last Call posted:Chernobyl: Radiation spike at nuclear plant seized by Russian forces Not great, not terrible
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A Fancy Hat posted:CPAC is like going to a pop culture convention, but instead of getting to hear Chris Sarandon talk about The Princess Bride, you get to hear Ted Cruz say "woke" and "communism" a bunch. Grndr usage also spikes for some reason wherever CPAC is held.
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Getting word that the great big convoy is rolling through Albuquerque currently, which really puts them behind schedule, based on their own schedule. Wish I could be at an overpass with a CONVOY gently caress OFF banner but unlike these convoy welfare queens, I have to work.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Jeffrey please implement the collapse tag thabks Anyone quoting that should get a probe
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Regrettable posted:Wait, Lance Storm is cool? 2022 is wild. He always was.
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Cartoonishly lightly NSFW images 'live' from the convy stop.
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Another things I am wondering is what do you think the convoy smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs I would like to smell them
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withak posted:No one at CPAC is looking for that flavor of hookup. They're more about this:
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Trump grift spammers have completely spaced on (or are ignoring) the fact that "Truth Social" "exists" Same as it's been for months Guess nobody turned off the cron job
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MrMojok posted:I am sorry to bomb this thread with tweets but there is just too many LOLs flying around right now. https://twitter.com/dear_maga/status/1496935954736562177?t=NnA6N0Dd3hhvlybsk6JJeQ&s=1 Why is literally every female chud in existence on that website
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It's hilarious to me that both the Beautiful Truckers and trump's truth have been practically forgotten, even by their own side, within hours of them starting up. Has anyone at cpac even mentioned either of them?
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Why is literally every female chud in existence on that website most of the grifters are people who couldn't make it showbiz but found dumb people will give them money to say what they want to hear
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Stink Billyums posted:most of the grifters are people who couldn't make it showbiz but found dumb people will give them money to say what they want to hear water finds its own level
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no no, I'm sure it's actually a ~*~cOnSpIrAcY~*~
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1497263371745472514?s=20&t=eJVRNUQwcoTxT9UUZyRVMw Rednecks got that name because they wore a red bandanna in solidarity with other members of the union. Oh….not that kind of redneck?
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