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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i put 750 miles on my Expedition in 2021, but i'm sure if mystes saw me on the street they'd say "loving trump rear end boomer chud"

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Not driving is better than buying an electric car and I would not see you on the street because you are not driving.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

who are they so we can laugh at them

There is that one bazinga guy in the tesla thread that buys a new electric car every couple of months.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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The CSPAM telsa thread has a bazinga who buys multiple luxury vehicles and also random IOT things because they're cool.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The CSPAM telsa thread has a bazinga who buys multiple luxury vehicles and also random IOT things because they're cool.

cspam is so loving weak anymore, jesus

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

like even admitting to liking teslas in there should be enough to earn you a chain probe so persistent it breaks the forums

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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AnimeIsTrash posted:

The CSPAM telsa thread has a bazinga who buys multiple luxury vehicles and also random IOT things because they're cool.

Three Olives is in there too with his EV and said that they're viable because he was able to tap the maintenance guy on the side and say "Hey can you run a 220 drop to my parking spot for free and not charge me for the power" and they said "sure np" cause he was the first person to ask

AnimeIsTrash
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Jonny 290 posted:

Three Olives is in there too with his EV and said that they're viable because he was able to tap the maintenance guy on the side and say "Hey can you run a 220 drop to my parking spot for free and not charge me for the power" and they said "sure np" cause he was the first person to ask

That's the person I was talking about, I might have mistaken their telsa for a "luxury car". though.

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Jun 30, 2018
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Just laughs all around.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

raminasi posted:

they get worse gas mileage than the old ones lol. like sub-9 mpg

lmao christ

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
weird how electric postal cars get all sorts of "oh batteries so expensive" when maintenance and fuel costs plummet vis a vis petropowered models

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

there's also that dude in the number thread who works for rivian and got really mad when we were talking about how it was a scam thats going nowhere

moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

wait why is rivian a scam?

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

in the broader sense that it's never actually going to live up to its valuation and is just a way for the founders to get some of the money hose and not in the ape jpg meaning of the word

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

there's also that dude in the number thread who works for rivian and got really mad when we were talking about how it was a scam thats going nowhere

lol a bunch of my old coworkers went there and it sounds extremely culty

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
i saw a rivian pickup in the parking lot the other day, it was cute

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



automotive has been insane lately over tesla, rivian, and the like. everyone is acting like the business from these shitheaps is a must win despite margins being garbage and volume being non-existent/unreliable

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


a friend of mine works on the rivian assembly line

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

The_Franz posted:

so not only is russia making veiled threats to finland and sweden, they are attacking random container ships

https://twitter.com/NavyLookout/status/1497247647597486088?t=U99rZB5HcX9Im1swP82ORw&s=19

i literally can't believe how telegraphed and blatantly unjustified this whole thing has been.

"hey putin you put 200,000 troops on the border. looks like you're setting up to invade"
"no we'd never do that. this is an exercise."

(two weeks pass)

"yeah you keep putting army guys there. it really looks like you're about to invade us."
"no, never."

(one week passes)

"okay you just set off an obviously fake car bomb that even the people in that city don't believe was anything but a KGB op. we all know what you're about to do."
"never! I don't know what you're talking about!!"

(24 hours later)

"we're invading your country! surprise!!!"
"jesus christ we know. we already knew"
"we're the good guys!"
*launches unguided rockets into cities*
*sinks civilian ships*

the kremlin's insane rambling justification is even weaker than "iraq has wmds." i know that human society has hit an integer overflow and nothing has to make any sense anymore. but jesus christ. it's like watching a schoolyard bully punch a kid in the face right in front of the teacher and innocently say "he started it."

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



the idea of an ev pickup is really appealing to me in a bubble where i have to choose between an ev pickup or an ice pickup, but then it still suffers from the problem all pickups have in that it's useful a handful of times a year when you want to pick a large package up from a store or not get deer blood and guts all over the roof of your car or line the interior with plastic to bring it home


i just want a loving estate car instead of an suv or micro hatchback, or even better, some public transportation

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i miss my 1994 Toyota pickup

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


FAT32 SHAMER posted:


i just want a loving estate car instead of an suv or micro hatchback, or even better, some public transportation

Wait a second, are you saying that the cradle of the American auto industry doesn't have adequate public transportation???

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

carry on then posted:

cspam is so loving weak anymore, jesus

"anymore" lol

c-spam was terrible when it was LF, it's been terrible as long as it's been C-SPAM, and it's terrible now. when i identify something as terrible, i am always eventually proved right.

like when i predicted three videos in that canadian machinist youtuber AvE was a chud, and everyone was like "nah he's just a gruff shop guy, quit being so sensitive," and years later he's now he's posting fascist memes and videos supporting the trucker nazis.

c-spam is no different. i am always right

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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in my fantasy world where things were Better, instead of selling pickups on the "three times a year you might need to move a bag of dog food thats larger than a passenger seat" we pushed small cars and everybody having a lil 1-2k pound cargo trailer. pull behind stuff is super cool. you can bring a bbq grill, or a bunch of moving boxes, or a small boat, and you learn how to drive and manipulate your vehicle better

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Sagebrush posted:

"anymore" lol

c-spam was terrible when it was LF, it's been terrible as long as it's been C-SPAM, and it's terrible now. when i identify something as terrible, i am always eventually proved right.

like when i predicted three videos in that canadian machinist youtuber AvE was a chud, and everyone was like "nah he's just a gruff shop guy, quit being so sensitive," and years later he's now he's posting fascist memes and videos supporting the trucker nazis.

c-spam is no different. i am always right

When did you first identify yourself as terrible?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

i just want a loving estate car instead of an suv or micro hatchback, or even better, some public transportation

its actually crazy how much we let both station wagons and minivans get absolutely emasculated and cancelled by western culture given that either of them is pretty much the perfect Car

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jonny 290 posted:

its actually crazy how much we let both station wagons and minivans get absolutely emasculated and cancelled by western culture given that either of them is pretty much the perfect Car

The chicken tax loophole meant pickup trucks and "SUVs" were massively more profitable and enjoyed tariff protections, it was a fifty year play by the auto industry to get us here and it worked in spades.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






station wagons own hella bones

gimme an old volvo 850 any day

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


spankmeister posted:

station wagons own hella bones

gimme an old volvo 850 any day

I was looking at one of the new Volvo wagons last year and whoops, they canceled them. Now all you can get is an Outback which less a wagon every generation or the Audi Allroad if they haven't canceled that here yet.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

"anymore" lol

c-spam was terrible when it was LF, it's been terrible as long as it's been C-SPAM, and it's terrible now. when i identify something as terrible, i am always eventually proved right.

like when i predicted three videos in that canadian machinist youtuber AvE was a chud, and everyone was like "nah he's just a gruff shop guy, quit being so sensitive," and years later he's now he's posting fascist memes and videos supporting the trucker nazis.

c-spam is no different. i am always right

anyone who saw AvE selling rulers measuring different ethnicities' "c**t hair" thicknesses and his faked cancel culture outrage a bloo bloo bloo video followup and didn't immediately go "wow this fucker's an enormous boomer chud" is an idiot

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

give americans what they truly want again: buick road masters

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
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All vehicles becoming electric vehicles would be very funny because I have no idea what the conservatives and the guys who are very insecure of their masculinity would do.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

spankmeister posted:

station wagons own hella bones

gimme an old volvo 850 any day

bring back station wagons and reintroduce the ute to north america. I guarantee that you could get half of the enormous suburbanite F150s off the road if the ute showed up here

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

give americans what they truly want again: buick road masters

I'll happily take the second coming of giant indestructible domestic sedans over the standard vehicle being twelve foot tall brodozers

e: all-electric crown victoria

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


personally I'm gonna build a coal fired car

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my 2000 pound car trailer will just be a coal car and I'll have to hire a shovel man

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Jun 30, 2018
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PokeJoe posted:

personally I'm gonna build a coal fired car

You get your boys in the back shoveling coal while you're cruising on the open road. Cars as god intended.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Jonny 290 posted:

its actually crazy how much we let both station wagons and minivans get absolutely emasculated and cancelled by western culture given that either of them is pretty much the perfect Car

i think it's just a cycle.

60s and 70s moms drove stations wagons, so when the young boomers / old gen-xers started having kids, they were like "ugh, i'm not going to drive a station wagon like a mom! i'm cool and hip. i'm going to drive a cool new minivan!"

repeat 20 years later with SUVs. "i'm not a mom! i don't drive a minivan! i'm cool and hip, and i drive a Sport Utility Vehicle!"

right now is (or really about 2010 was) the right time to cycle back again -- "I'm not a soccer mom! I don't drive a stupid SUV! I drive a cool retro station wagon!" -- except our generation doesn't have kids or money for new cars either, and so the companies just keep catering to the decrepit old turds with all the cash who need a truck-height vehicle because they can't bend at the waist.

i'd love to buy a modern station wagon. make it about the size of the mid-90s Escort wagon imo.



hell yeah.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPV40KpK7mU

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






i own a peugeot 208


can you even get peugeot in the us?

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


more like poo go

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