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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Hulk Hogan wheat shoes.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Sir Lemming posted:

At a glance, I thought this post said something about Meatless Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.

Meat Shoes, never opened

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Motronic posted:

I just found the thing that got me banned from r/relationships a couple years ago in an old text file. I started responding with this:


Yes, people are told to break up/get divorced a lot here. It's probably what you should do too because when someone thinks the most logical course of action is to ask for relationship advice on an anonymous social media platform one or both people in that relationship are often:

[ ] incapable of meaningful communication
[ ] lack basic problem solving skills
[ ] physically, [ ] emotionally or [ ] financially abusive
[ ] cheating or [ ] the side piece
[ ] have an untenable age and life experience gap
[ ] still enmeshed with [ ] mommy [ ] daddy
[ ] checked out of the relationship
[ ] too immature to be in a relationship
-[ ] and doesn't know how to clean a house
-[ ] and doesn't know how to wash their own rear end
[ ] too emotionally unhealthy to be in a relationship

Reddit relationship response template v2.41 (C)2020, no rights reserved

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
Banned4Truth

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Sir Lemming posted:

At a glance, I thought this post said something about Meatless Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.

Hulk Hogan Beyond Meat Shoes look about as good, but cost 2x as much. Still, I think it's a good option for the vegetarian/vegan Hulkamaniac.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Hulk Hogan's Neat Shoes

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait, are sevenheads a thing now? I'm so lost

Humpty Dumpty with downs

Big egg head lookin' rear end

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




goddamnedtwisto posted:

None of this is a funny picture though, so have this random pic from my saved files:



(which is admittedly probably only funny to me and anyone as 90s-poisoned as me, but it was the first one that come up, sue me)

Elissimpark posted:

"...see, Jerry, I realised that if man if five, then the devil is six."
"The devil is six?"
"The devil is six."

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
George busts in with "She only LOOKS six! She's really 2000 years old!"

I realize that's an entirely different joke, but I lack the referent for the original one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Schmoopie, I think you're tame.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Dareon posted:

George busts in with "She only LOOKS six! She's really 2000 years old!"

I realize that's an entirely different joke, but I lack the referent for the original one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHC9HE7vazI

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Adolf Glitter posted:

I once did an all time best Mario Kart time while very, very high on mdma. I was at one with the kart
I was never able to come even withing 5 seconds of it while sober
The fact that I sold my snes for more mdma didn't help I guess

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Lobok posted:

If only he always kept his politics close to his chest.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
With apologies to those of you not from NZ:

SuperiorColliculus posted:

He has a podcast with a National party terf, a libertarian, and a columnist for the herald.

avoid doorways posted:

Could they not find a third host

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


muscles like this! posted:

Wasn't there something about a guy who ate a slug for a dare/internet points and it ended up killing him?

Trollologist posted:

Pretty sure Lowtax at a slug

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Buncha cars on fire in the Atlantic

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/02/17/tech/ship-fire-luxury-cars/index.html

VWs, Porsches, Bentleys...rumors are that another bunch of the restarted production of limited Porsches is on the ship, which is fun, because a whole bunch of GT2 RS already sank on a ship in 2019.

Kesper North posted:

Too bad it's not full of old Crown Victorias...

Then we could say a taxi ship's on fire off the shoulder of Éireann :dadjoke:

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Robobot posted:

Not to take away from the land war in Europe or anything, but me finding out that my idea of ninjas were basically the equivalent of a kabuki roadie and sais were basically dumb looking clubs is just the cherry on top of a pretty crappy day.

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

endlessmonotony posted:

Can I simply not gently caress the minotaur?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe….maybe you shouldn’t have…turned on your Minotaur :grin:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









crepeface posted:

guys I think

I think I've fallen out of love with the claymore.

it's just a bit too slow and the range/stagger isn't enough. in the faster speed of a modern souls-game it just doesn't seem to be doing the job it did

its one saving grace is the somersault attack that hits hard, does tons of stagger and looks cool as hell.

Zvahl posted:

clay less then

:dadjoke:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Sucrose posted:

We usually think of it as a bad thing, but I wonder if morbid fascination with death and especially violent death comes at least in part from a basic impulse to identify threats. Supposedly even crows will gather around and show a fascination with dead crows, and animal researchers theorize that they do this in order to observe how the other crow died and learn to avoid it.

girl dick energy posted:

Don't elephants do the same thing?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah the fat fucks love ogling dead crows.

Angry Salami posted:

So would you say they conduct a... murder investigation? :imunfunny:

Marcade has a new favorite as of 20:59 on Mar 1, 2022

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Holy poo poo that's a lot of psychic damage contained in 3 posts

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



I'm a paronomasiac, so I live and breathe for that poo poo.

Bust Rodd posted:

For sale: used sex wedge

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
A bunch of elephants trash-talking a dead crow has some real GBS energy.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Outrail posted:

A bunch of elephants trash-talking a dead crow has some real GBS energy.

"That crow look like a dishrag" and the corpse croaking out "drat"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I'm a paronomasiac, so I live and breathe for that poo poo.

Bust Rodd

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



I'm clearly not in on whatever joke this is, because it wooshed so far over my head I didn't even feel the breeze.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I'm clearly not in on whatever joke this is, because it wooshed so far over my head I didn't even feel the breeze.

If that did actually happen there's a high probability you are in fact bust rodd

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Kingo Ligma posted:

If that did actually happen there's a high probability you are in fact bust rodd
Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
That escalated very quickly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Outrail posted:

A bunch of elephants trash-talking a dead crow has some real GBS energy.

Funny quote.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.
Bust Rodd's profile. Clicking "posts by this user" and "rap sheet" will lead to nearly the same thing presented in different ways.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=142496

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.

Crikey

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.
Well at least you don't have chemobrain.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

axolotl farmer posted:

please stop David Cronenberg from designing adult toys

Rust Martialis posted:

Long live the new fleshlight

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Or I have chemobrain and big problems remembering even what happened a week ago, let alone things like my childhood which are almost entirely gone.

this means you have no way of knowing for sure that you are not Bust Rodd

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

this means you have no way of knowing for sure that you are not Bust Rodd
:ohdear:

Wait, no! If I was Bust Rodd, I wouldn't have an accidental permaban on my rapsheet!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
some posters' usernames end up becoming epithets for their own posting style.

it's kind of like all the different ways someone could exclaim "Jesus Christ," but leaning towards wherever tubgirl and resigned exasperation would show up on that emotional map.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Wizard Master

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I never read usernames so I never know who is posting unless that are really terrible posters. I used to recognize PCOS Bill posting. Then I noticed Jerry Cotton’s tiresome poo poo. Now I’m starting to remember the guy that was quadrupling down on defending British food that is dumb as a loving rock but thinks he is right all the time. The people he responds to aren’t even being earnest usually.

I mean, I’m not smart either, but hooo wee that guy is a rough read

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

freeedr posted:

I never read usernames so I never know who is posting unless that are really terrible posters. I used to recognize PCOS Bill posting. Then I noticed Jerry Cotton’s tiresome poo poo. Now I’m starting to remember the guy that was quadrupling down on defending British food that is dumb as a loving rock but thinks he is right all the time. The people he responds to aren’t even being earnest usually.

I mean, I’m not smart either, but hooo wee that guy is a rough read

I keep hearing about British food poster, and am honestly really hoping to see him in the wild one day.

I love meltdowns over bizarre poo poo

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