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Holy poo poo, the scene with the box.
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Winterbeast gives me "bad adventure game" vibes, like a lost Alone in the Dark or Dark Seed or something. Just the random mishmash of a bestiary, things happening for no discernible reason, terrible acting and justifications for the action (such as it is)... maybe something of a feedback loop since titles like that are new enough to be influenced by Z movies of yore but it's still just that kind of strange to me.
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Jan 30, 2022 03:45
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Hogama posted:Winterbeast gives me "bad adventure game" vibes, like a lost Alone in the Dark or Dark Seed or something. Just the random mishmash of a bestiary, things happening for no discernible reason, terrible acting and justifications for the action (such as it is)... maybe something of a feedback loop since titles like that are new enough to be influenced by Z movies of yore but it's still just that kind of strange to me. Lol, I thought the exact same thing at the scene when the head ranger finds the dead lady in the lodge. It feels like someone strung together a bunch of shots from an FMV game.
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Jan 30, 2022 03:47
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Replica is an hour and seven minutes that could’ve been five.
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Jan 30, 2022 06:35
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Absolutely not, You need at least 5 minutes of Dr.G moving his hands like he has a mild seizure .
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Jan 30, 2022 06:40
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muscles like this! posted:Holy poo poo, the scene with the box. I'm loving dead. That scene killed me.
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Jan 31, 2022 15:19
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Want a Dune edit where Paul asks "what's in the box?" and it cuts to the box from Winterbeast.
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Feb 1, 2022 01:09
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quote:Want a
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Feb 1, 2022 15:56
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Was watching the Cinematic Titanic ep "Blood of the Vampires". Soooooo much blackface.
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Feb 2, 2022 02:54
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Do you like physical media? Sure, we all do. https://www.rifftrax.com/toxic-box
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Feb 3, 2022 01:34
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Honestly a pretty good set of movies
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Feb 4, 2022 18:45
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Bridget and Mary Jo have gone backwards in time and done a riff of the first "Of the Bride" movies, "Children of the Bride." This one has Patrick Duffy!
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Feb 5, 2022 00:40
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muscles like this! posted:Bridget and Mary Jo have gone backwards in time and done a riff of the first "Of the Bride" movies, "Children of the Bride." This one has Patrick Duffy! I just watched their riff of "Lucky Day". Holy crap that scene at the funeral.
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Feb 6, 2022 04:18
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Their latest Mary Higgins Clark release "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" is also a real banger. Despite the Santa-y name the movie is about a jerk yuppie who dies and has to do a good deed to go to heaven.
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Feb 6, 2022 04:26
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I just can't stand the "Of the Bride" movies. There's just nothing stand-out or memorable about them other than the occasional appearance of An Actor You've Heard Of, the characters are paper-thin archetypes, most of the male characters are interchangeable nonentities -- nothing about them feels like an actual family other than getting a bunch of C-listers together who are roughly all the same age as a framework to force hackneyed domestic drama onto. OK so one of the kids is a nun despite the family never demonstrating any religious tendency in any other context, but the "pregnant nun" drama was too good to resist (Children of the Bride of Christ). There's a daughter who's the "rebel" and you know she's a rebel because she says so in tedious expository speeches, smokes(!), and occasionally wears a black mesh top. One of the sons hits on people a lot, another one, like, works on cars and lovingly calls his wife a "bitch", whatever. The only saving grace is hearing Bridget and Mary Jo crack each other up. Anyway someone needs to unearth the other Teen-Agers movies.
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usenet celeb 1992 posted:Anyway someone needs to unearth the other Teen-Agers movies. I recall they found some, but in super-lovely quality.
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Feb 8, 2022 01:53
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Oh nooo, the next full riff release is Things
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Feb 17, 2022 20:26
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What is that and why should I be scared?
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Feb 18, 2022 21:40
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Microbudget Canadian SOV horror film. Though I hope they don’t cut the opening scene of a woman silently stripping all her clothes off in the gnarliest looking basement in cinema history while you’re thinking “oh honey no, not for Things.”
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Feb 18, 2022 21:47
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God bless the Canadian government and its domestic film and tv production grants
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Lumbermouth posted:Microbudget Canadian SOV horror film. Oh no. So "What If Final Sacrifice But Grindhouse?"
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Dawgstar posted:Oh no. So "What If Final Sacrifice But Grindhouse?" More like "What if Evil Dead met Shivers/They Came From Within, with an even dumber version of Bob and Doug McKenzie"
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Getting Things makes me think we're probably also going to get Wicked World which was the next movie from the same director.
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muscles like this! posted:Also there was no budget Now you know that's now true, how else did they manage to lure pornstar Amber Lynn away from her lucrative tour of Alberta's finest strip clubs
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Sydney Bottocks posted:More like "What if Evil Dead met Shivers/They Came From Within, with an even dumber version of Bob and Doug McKenzie" Don't think I care for that sentence at all!
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Dawgstar posted:Don't think I care for that sentence at all! Trust me, you haven't lived until you've seen two greasy Canucks watching Amber Lynn "acting" as a news reporter, in between channel surfing for porn and drinking watery beer (quite literally, as in they watered their beer down with water from the sink)
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Feb 20, 2022 22:53
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Yeah Things is quite the experience 
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I'm pretty excited for Things ngl
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Another Bill posted:I'm pretty excited for Things ngl Me too, that's gonna be a Day 1 purchase for me. I haven't seen it in a couple of years so I'll be interested to see how the guys handle it.
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I've been using the Roku app to watch stuff but then today when I was putting the MST3K app on my Fire that they have an Amazon Rifftrax app too and it is so much better. More responsive and has a better library as it separates shorts from full films.
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Feb 21, 2022 23:53
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My Toxic Box showed up today!
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Feb 22, 2022 22:47
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Canned Panda posted:My Toxic Box showed up today! Me, too!
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Feb 23, 2022 01:24
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The RiffTrax app FINALLY supports Bluetooth!
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Looks like Things is still in works as this week's release is The Retrievers, a terrible action movie with loving racist credits as it lists a group of characters under the heading "Wetbacks" Also includes an incredibly stupid main character who joins a secret government wetworks team and then is surprised when it turns out he's tasked with doing some shady poo poo.
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 LIVE SHOW HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED: The Return of Swamp Thing!!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2022-the-return-of-swamp-thing-and-more
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Oh heck yes. That's perfect.
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Several Kickstarters out of nowhere today wtf. Stupid Brandon Sanderson.... I was really tempted to get a sequel jingle for Rexie, but thought better of it despite how amazing Kevin is. I got one of the three signed scripts instead 
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Mar 1, 2022 23:21
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Things has just appeared!
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GeneralZod posted:Things has just appeared! IMDB posted:Trivia I mean, huh.
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