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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Platystemon posted:

It’s peanut butter and jelly.

hth

I've seen grease thats red like the jelly, but yeah. Its PB and J

Splicer posted:

I would assume an unfrozen bird shot out of a cannon is indistinguishable from unfrozen ground beef shot out of a cannon.

My guess is that maybe a frozen chicken is more likely to not self destruct on the way down the cannon barrel, or in the air before hitting the engine than a non-frozen one.

Ror posted:

new genre just dropped: rappers treefuckling

https://twitter.com/ddotomen/status/1497623215329275911

The newest trend in hiphop is now going to emerge. Instead of rims, gold chains, donks, and bling its going to be chainsaws with gold plated bars, tractors with spinners, and power tools.

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ukrainians are goddamn hardcore:

https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1497931328322514947?s=20&t=GyzDVxuRjr-_atUNIP2L1Q

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

wesleywillis posted:

My guess is that maybe a frozen chicken is more likely to not self destruct on the way down the cannon barrel, or in the air before hitting the engine than a non-frozen one.
That's what I was trying to get at yeah. Unmodified bird carcasses do not make for good bullets.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Discarding sabot, though.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017


the lit cigarette kills me

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




punishedkissinger posted:

the lit cigarette kills me

Can't have the nicotine shakes while moving a mine.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Platystemon posted:

Discarding sabot, though.

Yeah, iirc mythbusters puzzled over this for a bit and devised a sabot of some kind.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

depending on why he's cutting that tree down it could be a violation of tree law

https://fayettecountyga.gov/engineering/pdf/Art6TreeRetentionProtectionReplacement.pdf

doing construction without a permit and cutting down trees? that's a problem. rick ross is most probably the richest person in fayette county so its not gonna be a thing but still, Tree Law

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


plz don't doxx me

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Some say he's still carrying that mine, to this day

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Yeah, iirc mythbusters puzzled over this for a bit and devised a sabot of some kind.

Yeah, they had to use a foam plug behind it

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

I've seen grease thats red like the jelly, but yeah. Its PB and J

My guess is that maybe a frozen chicken is more likely to not self destruct on the way down the cannon barrel, or in the air before hitting the engine than a non-frozen one.

The newest trend in hiphop is now going to emerge. Instead of rims, gold chains, donks, and bling its going to be chainsaws with gold plated bars, tractors with spinners, and power tools.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7059244555383753986

India beat you to it.

E: Found spinners.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7029227081804565806

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



towards ENEMY

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Is that an light-up AK sign, or an icon added through the app?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

That's an anti-tank mine (probably a TM-62) that would require the pressure of +150kg to detonate. He could just throw it like a discus and it wouldn't blow up.

OTOH if 7.5 kg of TNT did blow up in his hands then he'd still be better off than everyone else having to continue living in a warzone. So either way nothing to worry.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Nenonen posted:

That's an anti-tank mine (probably a TM-62) that would require the pressure of +150kg to detonate. He could just throw it like a discus and it wouldn't blow up.

OTOH if 7.5 kg of TNT did blow up in his hands then he'd still be better off than everyone else having to continue living in a warzone. So either way nothing to worry.

Sometimes mines include anti-tamper devices to prevent that.

Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

Reminds me of Gone with the Bastwave

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Nenonen posted:

OTOH if 7.5 kg of TNT did blow up in his hands then he'd still be better off than everyone else having to continue living in a warzone. So either way nothing to worry.

What the gently caress

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

This war in Ukraine has brought out some incredibly vile people on the forums.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's an occupational hazard around here.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/XCoiMSh.mp4

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

By popular demand posted:

That's an occupational hazard around here.

There are lots of hazards for occupiers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Nenonen posted:

That's an anti-tank mine (probably a TM-62) that would require the pressure of +150kg to detonate. He could just throw it like a discus and it wouldn't blow up.

OTOH if 7.5 kg of TNT did blow up in his hands then he'd still be better off than everyone else having to continue living in a warzone. So either way nothing to worry.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I don't recognize that specific mine, but if it's that big and taken from under a bridge then this statement is probably completely accurate, which that man is probably well aware of, as evidenced by the fact that he's carrying it off with a swagger smoking a ciggie.

Also there's that story where they asked the bomb tech about his stress at work, to which he said what stress? Either I'm right and then there's no problem, or I'm not, and then it's no longer my problem. That's the vibe I get from that guy.

Osha af.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Feb 27, 2022

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1493708520084197379?s=21

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r7ti4mT9Vm1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r7wik4Znbd1r0uzl6.mp4

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Don't pull AT mines out of the ground, here's why:


AT mines might need a vehicle to set them off, but they often have a secondary optional fuze hole which can have an anti-tamper fuze added. Sometimes they just get a regular grenade wedged underneath.

Edit for anecdote - I knew a guy who was in the legion. While he was somewhere in [ redacted ], North Africa, he was pulling out AT mines like this stacked three deep, with chained anti-tampers and more.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Feb 27, 2022

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

So someone on the LAPD has half a brain. Shame they are going to poo poo can him.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

wesleywillis posted:

The newest trend in hiphop is now going to emerge. Instead of rims, gold chains, donks, and bling its going to be chainsaws with gold plated bars, tractors with spinners, and power tools.

My dude this happened 2 decades ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7dbKNTz0Q

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3kkKGbe.mp4

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How did that bag not rip?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cojawfee posted:

How did that bag not rip?

it's a bean bag

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's a bean bag

nice

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Where are their GODDAMN

NON.
SLIPS?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Wasabi the J posted:

Where are their GODDAMN

NON.
SLIPS?


I don't think non-slip soles are the issue here.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
No excuses.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

Hey, it's my cousin Copernicus! I knew he would do very well in his occupation!

LOVE,
VITALIS

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
It's me, the ghost of 30 pages ago, died of being triggered about the Tappan Zee!

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Phanatic posted:

Update on that Italian guy who set himself on fire:

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-142875864206

He wasn't protesting vax mandates.
He was vaccinated.
He's still employed. Which means he's still alive. So that's surprising.

Wow. This dude said being on fire was "not that bad". Tough cookie.

Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009
https://twitter.com/noraneus/status/1498258017585934339

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

"let's move away from that" walks 3 feet back and camera man is now standing on top of it.

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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Loot drop!

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