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Scythe
Jan 26, 2004
145 or 165 would both be fine, assuming it’s already cooked and you’re just warming it up. I wouldn’t bother with 203.

But honestly slap it in a hot skillet and get it crispy, it’ll be better that way.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Scythe posted:

145 or 165 would both be fine, assuming it’s already cooked and you’re just warming it up. I wouldn’t bother with 203.

But honestly slap it in a hot skillet and get it crispy, it’ll be better that way.

Unfortunately this stupid apartment doesn't allow BBQ in any form. I can't wait to move out.

I could do a hot grill pan on the stovetop though.

Scythe
Jan 26, 2004
Yeah, that’s what I’m suggesting. You end up crisping it like making carnitas, it rules.

Edit to be clear: you pull it first, and only crisp what you’ll eat in that meal. And not even a grill pan, since you want pan contact, just a hot non-nonstick pan and a little oil.

Scythe fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 26, 2022

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Scythe posted:

Yeah, that’s what I’m suggesting. You end up crisping it like making carnitas, it rules.

Edit to be clear: you pull it first, and only crisp what you’ll eat in that meal. And not even a grill pan, since you want pan contact, just a hot non-nonstick pan and a little oil.

That or under a broiler to get those crispy edges and points. Makes fantastic tacos.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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Sweet, thanks for the ideas!

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

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:rant:

Scythe posted:

Yeah, that’s what I’m suggesting. You end up crisping it like making carnitas, it rules.

Edit to be clear: you pull it first, and only crisp what you’ll eat in that meal. And not even a grill pan, since you want pan contact, just a hot non-nonstick pan and a little oil.

:circlefap: Next weekend when we get a porn shoulder to smoke, i am reserving a cup or two to try this with.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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D34THROW posted:

:circlefap: Next weekend when we get a porn shoulder to smoke, i am reserving a cup or two to try this with.

:corrupt:

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
Okay I lied. We got the pork shoulder. And a new Pit Boss Lexington. :getin:

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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D34THROW posted:

:circlefap: Next weekend when we get a porn shoulder to smoke, i am reserving a cup or two to try this with.

Crispy pulled pork is great in a breakfast taco. Throw some jalapenos, poblanos, and onions on the smoker to make a smokey Pico de Gallo to go with it.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I wanna eat a porn shoulder

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


it must be pron shoulder week, I'm making one up this weekend without even having visited this thread first.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





:circlefap: indeed

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
We're right around the end of cheap porn season. You should start seeing prices pick back up. Chicken season is coming next.

Slow Smoking Meat: It's the end of cheap porn season.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.
I just picked up a porn belly from Costco and will be making some Porn Belly Burnt Ends tomorrow. Usually I make 3 or 4 different flavors but I think this time I am just going to do Teriyaki as that one is almost always my favorite. I might also do some with just rub and not do the final sauce/glaze part then freeze. I can then glaze with whatever when I reheat.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
i don't wanna be a thread title like that :gonk:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Did a brisket flat overnight Saturday and a little annoyed at my PitmasterIQ. It often disconnects from the monitoring app on my phone, so I slept through the period where pit temp went from 230 to 150. Had to go so far as to start a new chimney to get it going again.

It came out decently. Bark was great (I used ghost pepper powder in my rub so it was nice and spicy), but it was still pretty dry with a few moist spots. Vacuum sealed and froze most of the slices, but will use the dry bits for tacos/eggs/sandwiches.



Pork and chicken are so much easier and generally tastier, but for some reason I keep throwing myself at brisket with mediocre results.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Me, a goon: I’m eating butt

You, a refined person: I’m eating porn shoulder

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Me, a goon: I’m eating butt

You, a refined person: I’m eating porn shoulder

I walked past a restaurant this weekend with a marquee that read "WE EAT ASADA ON THE FIRST DATE"

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I hope you went in and immediately made a purchase.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Me, a goon: I’m eating butt

You, a refined person: I’m eating porn shoulder

:five:

HEB curbside order set for Wed evening with 2 racks of ribs and a bunch of seasoning. Getting off a 10 day work week, grabbing the dogs, and hitting the ranch for a solo weekend of beer and BBQ.

sinburger
Sep 10, 2006

*hurk*

Has anyone smoked beef fingers before (basically the rib meat from between the bones, roughly 1" thick strips of meat)?

I'm thinking an hour at 250 to get some smoke on them, then wrapping with foil and cooking for another 2-3 hours

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:
Jesus, that reminds me of "hog wings" from the lovely place my parents and I used to go. They took smoked ribs sliced between, ribs, took off about a third of the meat to leave a handle like a drumstick, rolled them in BBQ sauce, and sold them for 6/$10 or something insane like that.

They were good, but not $1.16 each good.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

um excuse me posted:

I hope you went in and immediately made a purchase.

I didn't since I was actually on a first date myself ha.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


D34THROW posted:

Jesus, that reminds me of "hog wings" from the lovely place my parents and I used to go. They took smoked ribs sliced between, ribs, took off about a third of the meat to leave a handle like a drumstick, rolled them in BBQ sauce, and sold them for 6/$10 or something insane like that.

They were good, but not $1.16 each good.

like a tomahawk steak but for ribs?


Slow Smoking Meat: it's Porn shoulder season

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

I didn't since I was actually on a first date myself ha.

And were you like, "Mmm. I love asada, how about you?" *WINK*

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

tater_salad posted:

like a tomahawk steak but for ribs?

More or less. Dumbest loving thing at that place, and that's including the giant chicken nuggets they called "nubs" and assorted other dumb poo poo I can't remember, but they sold. :shrug:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

So... I have a 20 lb turkey left over from Thanksgiving.

I'm gonna smoke this mother fucker up. I'm hopeful it'll fit into my smoker but I haven't measured yet.

I know there's a billion recipes online but I was gonna reach out to see if anyone had any prep/ingredient ideas that I might pursue rather than going with a google recipe.


Pictures of smoking will be included, plan is this Thursday

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


spatchcock

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Or just break it up completely if fitting it is genuinely a concern. A little easier to cook the different pieces to ideal temp too.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


I'm on the app and forgot about the turkey post. Thought this was just more in the line of porn shoulder puns.

Frankly, it fits :hmmyes:

Also, seconding spatchcocking as long as you have the s space for it. I was able to squeeze a 22lb bird on my 18.5" WSM last Thanksgiving.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


slow smoking meat: spatchcocking our porn shoulders

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Chad Sexington posted:

Or just break it up completely if fitting it is genuinely a concern. A little easier to cook the different pieces to ideal temp too.

Yep. I've done it spatchcocked and in quarters. Both ways worked great and made fantastic turkey. That and a bunch of spatchcocked Cornish game hens are my favorite poultry smokes.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Enos Cabell posted:

slow smoking meat: spatchcocking our porn shoulders

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Dango Bango posted:

Also, seconding spatchcocking as long as you have the s space for it. I was able to squeeze a 22lb bird on my 18.5" WSM last Thanksgiving.

I barely fit it on my PK360 but it worked. It was just a bit closer to the coals than i was hoping, so I spun it around to point the fattest bit toward that edge and put up a foil shield for the whole cook. Worked brilliantly, no burning.

My turkey from a little while back, also a leftover from November:

BaronVonVaderham posted:



Holy poo poo this is the best turkey I've ever eaten in my life. It's somehow even juicier than any of the ones I've roasted in the oven. The skin is so nice and crispy, and the pecan smoke flavor soaked into the meat so well.

It was so tender the thighs just pulled out when I tried to move it off the grill. I basted it with butter a couple times during the smoke and the skin was phenomenal. Otherwise it was the same brine I use for Thanksgiving for 2 days, spatchcock, smoke. I think it took about 5 hours, sadly just long enough that I had to add another half chimney of coals at the end.

If I did it again, I'd just quarter it so I could use my extra rack insert to put the leg quarters above the breasts and keep everything centered over the drip pan and further away from the coals to avoid that direct heat.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Umm so this (and all) porn shoulder from the store says Use by Today.. I'm not smoking until Friday night I'm fine right? I wont die?

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Yeah you'll be fine as long as you don't open it and it smells like rear end.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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tater_salad posted:

Umm so this (and all) porn shoulder from the store says Use by Today.. I'm not smoking until Friday night I'm fine right? I wont die?

How long has it been in the fridge? Or are you freezing it?

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Nice and hot piss posted:

So... I have a 20 lb turkey left over from Thanksgiving.

I'm gonna smoke this mother fucker up. I'm hopeful it'll fit into my smoker but I haven't measured yet.

I know there's a billion recipes online but I was gonna reach out to see if anyone had any prep/ingredient ideas that I might pursue rather than going with a google recipe.


Pictures of smoking will be included, plan is this Thursday

Spatchcock and dry brine for 2 days, it'll be incredibly moist and delicious. I don't have specific recipe suggestions past that, because I've done a ton and all were pretty good, the key thing that really made a difference was just doing a full 2 day brine on that sucker.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yeah. I smoked a turkey for thanksgiving and the flavor was good but I only dry brined for about 12-16 hours and the skin was kind of rubbery.

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Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf
Oh yeah, use some baking powder in your brine on the skin to help it get real crispy.

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