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haveblue posted:You don't even have to piss, just come out in a swimsuit and do a cannonball Give 'em the ol Caddyshack and slip some Baby Ruths into the pool
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Beyond that, she definitely would have been the subject of "sleeping with the boss" rumors because people are idiots I wouldn't call them idiots for believing that.
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haveblue posted:You don't even have to piss, just come out in edgeman83 posted:I wouldn't call them idiots for believing that. But she is sleeping with her boss. This kind of thing is the reasons places with enough employees to have an HR department don't allow you to do that.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Saunter out while they're loving and piss in the pool. This may be the correct action based on our old favorite "Hot Tub Piss Girl" , that went full nuclear
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Split the difference, make like little Johnny and piss off the diving board.quantumwell posted:This may be the correct action based on our old favorite "Hot Tub Piss Girl" , that went full nuclear Was this "piss tub divorce machine" that was our thread title for a while?
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edgeman83 posted:I wouldn't call them idiots for believing that. Yeah I guess I worded it wrong because I was trying to tiptoe around the inherent sexism (wherein a guy would be lauded for it and a woman would be shamed)
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Feb 28, 2022 22:45
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for not splitting my Hershey’s bar ESH
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I know you are just taking a shot at Hershey's but lol that we made it to both sidesing stealing candy from a baby
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Feb 28, 2022 22:59
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Isn't loving in your neighbors pool public indecency, or something?
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Despite his inability to unwrap a vomit chocolate bar, I don't think OP's colleague is an actual baby.Nebrilos posted:Isn't loving in your neighbors pool public indecency, or something? Yes, but OP's neighborhood has an HOA, and his neighbors are boomers so they are probably wealthy and white, so cops just tell OP "sounds like a civil matter" and will not help them despite this being a violation of many laws (trespassing, breaking and entering, lewd behavior, indecent exposure, etc)
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Nebrilos posted:Isn't loving in your neighbors pool public indecency, or something? If the cops won't prosecute it, does it matter?
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Feb 28, 2022 23:08
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Cthulu Carl posted:Saunter out while they're loving and piss in the pool. I mean I understand not wanting to confront someone but holy poo poo grow a spine and humiliate them or start having nighttime swims when they are in it or just do anything except post meekly about it on Reddit.
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Feb 28, 2022 23:14
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You know a couple of pages back when there was post about doxxing a band member over an old tattoo? The old Johnny Dick Swastika story? Well... Neighborhood Brats drop off PEARS tour due to doxxing of Bass Player Probably just a funny coincidence, but they refuse to say what the tattoo this guy has actually is so it's 100% a swastika tattoo off some kind.
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Feb 28, 2022 23:21
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B-Rock452 posted:Lol this person rocks so hard. Loving that the shithead coach just completely torched his life by being a sexist racist rear end in a top hat I award him the 'hosed around, found out' trophy, to be his until we find someone more deserving.
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I didn’t see the word “tour” in this headline the first time I read it and assumed this was someone angrily ranting about how the local kids found out they were a racist who doxxed someone and put a ton of pears on their front step. Glad to be wrong, but also a tiny bit disappointed.
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:I didn’t see the word “tour” in this headline the first time I read it and assumed this was someone angrily ranting about how the local kids found out they were a racist who doxxed someone and put a ton of pears on their front step. Yeah, sounds like someone has a swastika tattoo they won't own up to. We were all young but we didn't all get a swastika tattoo, so there is some comeuppance to be had for your decision.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Split the difference, make like little Johnny and piss off the diving board. Yes, indeed it was. A classic, don't have a group pee session on your new wife.
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teen witch posted:Neighbors keep sneaking into my pool to have sex.  However the solution imo is to put bright security lights that shine on the pool.
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AITA for telling my wife she should get a nose job?quote:I (31 M) love my (30 F) wife, we’ve been married for 3 years and there’s nothing I would change about her except that she’s really insecure about her nose and that she get aggressive over it when I try to comfort her. 
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my wife she should get a nose job? Laffo, Ive dated a person like this. Key suffix is -ed!
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my wife she should get a nose job? Reminds me of a joke. A rabbit goes to a bar, and asks: "do you have any carrot cake?" The bartender says "no." The rabbit leaves. The next day, the rabbit again goes to the same bar, and asks: "do you have any carrot cake?" The bartender, annoyed, says "no." The rabbit leaves. The day after that, rabbit once more goes to the same exact bar, and asks, again: "do you have any carrot cake?" The bartender again says "no." The rabbit leaves. This goes on, until, when the rabbit comes the next weekend and asks, "do you have any carrot cake?", the bartender says "yes! We just got some fresh from the bakery!" And the rabbit says: "isn't it gross?"
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my wife she should get a nose job? Change the locks and don’t look back.
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odiv posted:Your wife of any amount of time! I mean unless she asks you to and it's your thing. But not on your unwilling wife, no.
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AITA for eating junk food in the morning?quote:I(F19) work nights. I usually go to sleep around 10 in the morning and wake up at 6:30. So obviously my sleep schedule is the opposite of my family. This has been causing issues. quote:Lol my father drinks an 8-pack of beer 5/6 nights a week and is unemployed
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Father's right for the wrong reasons. Third shift work is bad for your physical, mental, social, and career health in most cases.
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People who don't understand night shift work and berate you for living out of synch should be awoken at 3am every night to see how they loving feel.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Father's right for the wrong reasons. Third shift work is bad for your physical, mental, social, and career health in most cases. It owns if you're a night owl, or so I'm told.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It owns if you're a night owl, or so I'm told. It does not. The one that does own though is the shift that ends between 12am - 2 -3 am though. Thats the sweet spot.
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edgeman83 posted:Yeah, sounds like someone has a swastika tattoo they won't own up to. We were all young but we didn't all get a swastika tattoo, so there is some comeuppance to be had for your decision. I was really hoping the comeuppance involved a truckload of actual pears being dumped on this person’s doorstep and driveway so they couldn’t leave without having to wade through a ton of fruit. Fruit-based acts of spite own
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I work 11pm to 7am and my natural sleep schedule matches this. It is, in fact, pretty nice as long as I don't need to get to, like, a doctors appointment or anything.
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Mx. posted:AITA for eating junk food in the morning? My parents were very keen on there being Appropriate Times to eat certain foods and would get pretty upset when I deviated from them. Like eating eggs at breakfast was okay, because Eggs Are Breakfast. Eating toast alongside them was okay for the same reason. They would get upset if I put my eggs on the toast and turned it into a sandwich, because SANDWICH IS LUNCH! I have now moved far away into a country that eats sandwiches for breakfast.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Okay, so I know you said didn't like the show after about seven hours of watching it, but I promise the next seven hours will change your mind. Has this, in the history of the world, like dick pics, ever ever loving worked? I mean I am guilty as gently caress of being the person who hated watching the poo poo my friend wouldn't shut up about, and I kept on watching it because she insisted it was the best ever, but no, another few episodes of Death Note or Legend of Korra will not make me love this poo poo. No, neither will yammering on and on about the plots and names of characters and switching between the English and Japanese versions of names before laughing and saying how you are learning Japanese from this Super Cool Anime that is not like any other anime or show ever! AITA for calling out someone for getting fast food delivered for his kids to eat during a wedding? quote:My friend A (30sF) got married last week. She and her husband M are both mixed and their families are of different races and religions, and so to honour everyone, they planned to have 3 ceremonies. Needless to say, it took forever to plan and then the panini threw a wrench in the works. By the time of the last wedding, she'd already gotten married and had gone through 2 long, multi-day ceremonies, so she and her husband were really eager to be done with it all.
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Cowslips Warren posted:Has this, in the history of the world, like dick pics, ever ever loving worked? Usually for anything that has some pretty weak early episodes/1st season then basically completely changes. At that point its more like "yeah, you need context for the rest of the series if you really want to watch this" Also works in reverse, like how many people pretend Dexter doesn't exist past season 4, and for some people even season 2.
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Propaniac posted:From AAM: The kinky dude who sat in a dog bed when his family unexpectedly dropped by got a new job. Good for him!
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Cowslips Warren posted:Has this, in the history of the world, like dick pics, ever ever loving worked? It's not supposed to "work" as in change the target's mind about a show, it's a derailing strategy. We saw it a lot in the old  mock threads. "I don't like [show.]" troper: "But how can you know if you ever even triiiiiied it?" "I've heard about it and it doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd like/this or that specific aspect of it sounds bad/ I don't really like works in that genre or medium at all even if they are the best examples in their field so I don't want to watch it." troper"Try it and you may!" "Fine since you won't shut the gently caress up about it." (after x episodes) "As I surmised, I do not like this show." troper"Well, of course not, the first x episodes aren't good. It doesn't start to get good until y episodes in, you HAVE to watch it until then!" "Fine" (after y episodes) "Nothing has substantially changed, or if it has, it has not changed the fundamental traits I dislike about this show." troper"Well if you think it was so awful, why did you watch so much of it then? You must have secretly liked this objectively good thing all along but you're too stubborn to admit you were wrong. My work here is done  " Empty people who conflate media consumption with personal identity tend to take a rejection of their otaku poo poo as an attack against them individually, so this kind of thing will happen regardless of what someone who doesn't like anime/video games/baseball/whatever does as a defense. What sucks is when people have these attitudes about things that are actually good and end up driving away people who would've actually enjoyed the product in the first place. If people like this hound me to watch whatever the global entertainment monopoly shat out this month, my body reflexively avoids it out of spite. I think of it a lot like food, where a lot of the same kinds of people espouse really similar attitudes. If an acquaintance is a vegetarian, it does not affect your life in any way. No, they haven't just failed to try meat from this specific restaurant. No, them being a vegetarian isn't an assault on you saying they're better than you. Some people have tried meat and don't like it. They do not want you to stop eating meat. Really, no one cares. pentyne posted:Usually for anything that has some pretty weak early episodes/1st season then basically completely changes. At that point its more like "yeah, you need context for the rest of the series if you really want to watch this" This is always annoying too. If a self-professed fan of something acknowledges the first x episodes (or even whole seasons!) of a product are not good, why can't they ever just suggest a new viewer skip them and either catch them up on what transpires in them if it's a plot-focused show or suggest a good wiki that covers this information? When recommending jojo to people, I'm aware a lot of people find "phantom blood" boring. Even if I personally don't feel that way, I'll usually give them a quick logline of "phantom blood" and say they can watch it if it sounds like something they'd enjoy but if it doesn't, they can skip ahead and just start with "battle tendency" and either give them the rundown of the 2 or 3 important plot points to know from "phantom blood" or link them to the wikipedia page. It's ok to acknowledge things you like have flaws. It's kind of important, actually. The latter is really helpful. If you can find fans who know some parts of a show are bad and after the fact can tell you what to skip, it's a real time saver, plus it means you've found someone who doesn't treat the seventh season of "gilmore girls" or whatever as a foundational aspect of their personality. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Mar 1, 2022 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for switching food with my wife at a wedding? ???
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haveblue posted:You don't even have to piss, just come out in a swimsuit and do a cannonball Turn off the filter and pour a pint of chili oil in
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AITA for putting my period blood in my moms plants before consulting her first.quote:I (21F obviously) read an article about how diluting period blood with water can act as a fertilizer and help nourish plants. Recently my mom’s fiancé who currently lives in another state gave her 5 plants that he had for over 6 months. After a while of having the plants they were slowly wilting, and my mom looked devastated because her and her fiancé didn’t know what she could do to save the plants. When my period started, I decided that I would try it out to see if it would work because I knew my mom would probably throw them out anyways. A couple weeks go by, and it actually worked and my mom was really happy, and told her fiancé that they’re lively again. I initially thought it said "pants" and thought I'd have to look elsewhere for content, but this is unhinged in a different way.
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