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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Brawnfire posted:

There was some kid Odin with bright red hair at the playground this summer. I can't imagine having both bright red hair and the name Odin, it's one or the other

What color do you think viking hair was?

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Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Biplane posted:

Thanks for reminding me of the LF hitler actor thread. Like tears in rain
I subjected my partner to a rambling description of that thread just the other day, so I'm glad someone else remembers it fondly.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

ikanreed posted:

What color do you think viking hair was?

Was.

Was.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I keep getting comment replies where dudes helpfully explain that russia is actually just saving ukraine from the nazi fascists that have held the country since 2014, and that they're nazis and fascists so russia is actually trying to help and russia is the good guys. Their comment histories tend to be bog standard alt-right CHUDery. You can throw them off if you just ask them if the holocaust happened. Apparently a real tough question!

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

There are a distressing number of comments on reddit giving Ukrainians very dubious advice on urban warfare (one "bestof" comment advising poisoning the water supply?!). I hope to God they don't get any more people killed.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




evilpicard posted:

There are a distressing number of comments on reddit giving Ukrainians very dubious advice on urban warfare (one "bestof" comment advising poisoning the water supply?!). I hope to God they don't get any more people killed.

These kinds of situations are really the best and the worst of Reddit.

It can share some interesting news in a more curated manner than Twitter. On the other hand it's pretty silly how people try to think of any way to post about Ukraine in totally unrelated subreddits for some leftover karma. And the bestof style mall ninja guides about warfare.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

evilpicard posted:

There are a distressing number of comments on reddit giving Ukrainians very dubious advice on urban warfare (one "bestof" comment advising poisoning the water supply?!). I hope to God they don't get any more people killed.

A generation of terminally online shitheads who think what they saw in a video game or movie is real life when the reality is if they went through what Ukrainians are going through right now would end up dead in soiled undergarments. The internet tough guy meme has come full circle.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

*Literal neo-Nazis do classic nazi poo poo*

Redditors: HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOOO



(disclaimer: obviously the Azov battalion is not representative of the Ukrainian people; I stand with Ukraine of course)

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Kakow what's poppin fellow Redditors it ls ya boy /u/TotalWarFan1469 back at it again with the indiscriminate chemical warfare on civilian populations!!

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
It's really strange (not at all) how many are excited that Germany is reinvesting in their army, calling it a return to greatness like ????

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

El Jeffe posted:

*Literal neo-Nazis do classic nazi poo poo*

Redditors: HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOOO



(disclaimer: obviously the Azov battalion is not representative of the Ukrainian people; I stand with Ukraine of course)

Good to know the classics are back with the same story but different names.

This was a thing in the USA at the height of the war on terror and it was just as stupid then. I'm pretty sure it was explained that Islam has rules that deal with that kind of thing and it doesn't send people to hell.

I was also under the impression Russia is mainly Christian, what with the Eastern Orthodox church and all, so who are the Muslims that they are doing this for?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

limp_cheese posted:

Good to know the classics are back with the same story but different names.

This was a thing in the USA at the height of the war on terror and it was just as stupid then. I'm pretty sure it was explained that Islam has rules that deal with that kind of thing and it doesn't send people to hell.

I was also under the impression Russia is mainly Christian, what with the Eastern Orthodox church and all, so who are the Muslims that they are doing this for?

Ramzan Kadyrov sent in his personal Chechen "army" (more like an armed gang)

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm just gonna speculate that a lot of baseless rumors fly around online when countries are literally at war and both can pay a 17 year old 'intelligence officer' minimum wage to shitpost about their enemies to generate tens of thousands of views and a measurable impact on public opinion.

Seriously why would you believe a word written on reddit regarding anything more serious than video games? Unless you're literally a professional open source sifter I guess

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Strategic Tea posted:

I'm just gonna speculate that a lot of baseless rumors fly around online when countries are literally at war and both can pay a 17 year old 'intelligence officer' minimum wage to shitpost about their enemies to generate tens of thousands of views and a measurable impact on public opinion.

Seriously why would you believe a word written on reddit regarding anything more serious than video games? Unless you're literally a professional open source sifter I guess

Also something something porn

Damnit, I don't remember the details of the sexual politics on reddit derail

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Is counselling war crimes against TOS?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

evilpicard posted:

Is counselling war crimes against TOS?
Doesn’t sound petty or misogynistic enough for mods to enforce.

“Manchild”, though, that’s a hate crime and autoban.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yeah, that's Reddit, all right.

Where the n-word is free speech and 'manchild' is a slur.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
The pig greased bulllets thing is so stupid. The people who do it and think it's funny are so stupid. You literally have to buy into the religion that you hate and take their beliefs at face value in order to think it works.
"I'm totally gonna own those muslims by adopting some of their beliefs"

Oh they think it works because the muslims think it works? It's not loving garlic for a vampire or whatever, and chances are the guy getting shot doesn't give a gently caress what happened to the bullet before it killed him. According to their own beliefs it makes zero difference. It's just a dumb video to rile up other dipshits

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Solar Tornado posted:

It's really strange (not at all) how many are excited that Germany is reinvesting in their army, calling it a return to greatness like ????

I've seen the same "oh you wanted Germany disarmed before, but NOW you want them armed, how cute" comic pop up every day since this poo poo started

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

The Fattest PI posted:

The pig greased bulllets thing is so stupid. The people who do it and think it's funny are so stupid. You literally have to buy into the religion that you hate and take their beliefs at face value in order to think it works.
"I'm totally gonna own those muslims by adopting some of their beliefs"

Oh they think it works because the muslims think it works? It's not loving garlic for a vampire or whatever, and chances are the guy getting shot doesn't give a gently caress what happened to the bullet before it killed him. According to their own beliefs it makes zero difference. It's just a dumb video to rile up other dipshits

We had a local national accidentally eat a pizza with pepperoni on it when I was in Afghanistan. He kind of frowned, closed his eyes for a while, prayed, and then shrugged and went back to normal. Which is way more chill than the reaction my vegan sister in law had when they accidentally gave her a latte with milk.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
/r/Russia has been locked.

I've also noticed that r/all looks really different since COVID accounts are now switching to Ukraine and getting banned. Even Twitter is decent again.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
If a civil war ever happened I'm gonna dip my bullets in books, because I know they hate reading.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Fattest PI posted:

If a civil war ever happened I'm gonna dip my bullets in books, because I know they hate reading.

Every bullet etched with a paragraph from the Communist Manifesto?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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The Trans Chaplain blesses our weapons, Praise Be Upon Soros

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Brawnfire posted:

The Trans Chaplain blesses our weapons, Praise Be Upon Soros

Sure, I can do that. I'm an ordained minister, last I checked

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

We had a local national accidentally eat a pizza with pepperoni on it when I was in Afghanistan. He kind of frowned, closed his eyes for a while, prayed, and then shrugged and went back to normal. Which is way more chill than the reaction my vegan sister in law had when they accidentally gave her a latte with milk.

Iirc it isn’t a big deal if you don’t know

A boomer I know delights in telling everyone who will listen about how the Muslims at the camps in Alberta refused to eat pork but loved bacon. I asked him if anyone had told them what kind of meat bacon was and he got grumpy because I was loving up his racist story and insisted that they knew

It was probably all bullshit anyway

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Is this the first Netflix series based off a subreddit?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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How... does that work?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

How... does that work?

The shows are really short.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Is this the first Netflix series based off a subreddit?



I really want to see the one that's like "I hate tomatoes. It was then I saw the field trip was headed for the tomato factory"

Some good poo poo there!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

MarcusSA posted:

The shows are really short.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Is this the first Netflix series based off a subreddit?



quibi still running strong I see

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I hope the stage directions count as a sentence.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Kevin DuBrow posted:

Is this the first Netflix series based off a subreddit?



"Fan fiction"??? What

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Mx. posted:

"Fan fiction"??? What

I've written several works based on my favorite twosentencehorror character, a creature

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I really hope there are multiple episodes about the creature and its deep mysteries

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I think maybe the idea of a horrible monster that can produce various substances on demand, chained up in some psycho’s basement, could actually make a good episode.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
"don't forget to hydrate"

I wonder if that's the set up or the punchline

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

steinrokkan posted:

"don't forget to hydrate"

I wonder if that's the set up or the punchline

Don't forget to hydrate! she said

But I had already pissed myself, it was too late.

Give me awards. And by awards I mean give Reddit money.

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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Brandfarlig posted:

Don't forget to hydrate! she said

But I had already pissed myself, it was too late.

Give me awards. And by awards I mean give Reddit money.

i'm writing fan fiction of your story


Don't forget to hydrate! the creature said

But I had already pissed myself, it was too late.

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