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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I think its someone diving underneath an iceberg, which for me is pretty far over the insane line of the insane/awesome axis, but more power to them

James Cameron's bucket list is like Donald Trump's dick. Super weird but also staying short as he crosses things off.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

“'Tiger spitting out a shark spitting out a hand holding a gun shooting a hornet' van."

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wow, amazing shot!

Van murals are almost extinct, it's extremely rare to see one in the wild today. I wish I could have been around in the seventies to see the great herds of them driving along the highways

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


flavor.flv posted:

Wow, amazing shot!

Van murals are almost extinct, it's extremely rare to see one in the wild today. I wish I could have been around in the seventies to see the great herds of them driving along the highways

There’s a dope Van Thread in GBS. Check it out!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

ekuNNN posted:


“'Tiger spitting out a shark spitting out a hand holding a gun shooting a hornet' van."

2 details that I noticed.

1) The knuckles say M U C K. Meaning, I can only assume, that they are not afraid to get their hands dirty.
and
2) The hornet doesn't give a gently caress that it is being shot at. Coz it is that cool/tough.

It is a pity though that none of the Tiger. Shark, or Hornet are wearing sunglasses though.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
The gun is obviously firing the hornet at the target. And if you think that hornet is too big to come out of that gun, then you've just outed yourself at never having seen a hornet gun before. :colbert:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
The wasp is being shot out of the gun.

e;fb

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
:respek:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Maybe he is/was a pilot, Hornet and Tigershark are both fighter jets (though the Tigershark only had 3 prototypes before abandonment).

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/alsnig/status/1498791015729307661

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


BrigadierSensible posted:

2 details that I noticed.

1) The knuckles say M U C K. Meaning, I can only assume, that they are not afraid to get their hands dirty.
and
2) The hornet doesn't give a gently caress that it is being shot at. Coz it is that cool/tough.

It is a pity though that none of the Tiger. Shark, or Hornet are wearing sunglasses though.
If I may add to the list:

3) Current New Jersey license plate

4) Either they have identically low tires for some reason or they're intentionally running the tires low for a bigger contact patch to try to keep as much rubber on the road as possible to handle whatever is under the hood. That's a converted church van if I've ever seen one, so either the owner missed one of the things that makes a sleeper a sleeper, or Jesus built their hot rod.

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE

That’s some stone cool thinking there

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Automatic Retard posted:

That’s some stone cool thinking there

Also fake as poo poo

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Some Wile E Coyote poo poo going on with this guy

https://twitter.com/LazyLeftyOG/status/1498794063600013312?t=kVg9gPjBPKvdihbr0csw9Q&s=19

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I would have guessed those were public safety videos

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snowy posted:

I would have guessed those were public safety videos

THOSE ARE ALSO FAKE

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



The Bloop posted:

THOSE ARE ALSO FAKE

Not the forklift ones from the 90s :rip:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The Bloop posted:

THOSE ARE ALSO FAKE
yah but u never know

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

THOSE ARE ALSO FAKE

Thank God, I was so worried about that Canadian lady who dropped deep fryer oil on herself

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Phy posted:

Thank God, I was so worried about that Canadian lady who dropped deep fryer oil on herself

that video is HORRIBLE

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the only real videos ever are the black and white infomercial clips where people spectacularly fail at e.g. taking plastic lids out of a cabinet

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




If you see it on liveleak its real

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

The Bloop posted:

the only real videos ever are the black and white infomercial clips where people spectacularly fail at e.g. taking plastic lids out of a cabinet

My favourite is the one where the mother is "failing" to pour coke, but actually manages to get it successfully in the glasses.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Bloop posted:

the only real videos ever are the black and white infomercial clips where people spectacularly fail at e.g. taking plastic lids out of a cabinet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaQLnR7B10

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gotta admit I laughed when the words showed up

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lymGRnESuZ8

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The ones with kids spilling their drinks are all accurate though.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Proclick

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


The guy with an entire party sized bowl of Cheetos gets me every time

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Phy posted:

Thank God, I was so worried about that Canadian lady who dropped deep fryer oil on herself

Everytime this video comes up I like to point out that she smashes her skull on the oven while she's falling, they went all out on that one.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1501226376195571715

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Glad to finally have concrete evidence that physics is fake.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
e: Oh nevermind. They go into that.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1501080992722808832/pu/vid/576x1024/s8FvFCMX9HMgefUq.mp4

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
Perfect username

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

mds2 posted:

Perfect username

Was about to post the same thing

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8ebf2oLTE1s1ddrj.mp4

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Imagine how absurdly fun it'd be to be able to do that on your own legs.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



there she is, mom who pours a glass of soda for her family without spilling and dad freaks out for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaQLnR7B10&t=97s (1:37 if it doesnt)

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A hippo nearly escapes from its zoo exhibit and the patrons just stand around and watch, so the poor fuckin' security guard has to step in and convince the hippo to back down

https://i.imgur.com/FFnZ4GF.mp4

Hippos can be incredibly dangerous, luckily this one seemed pretty chill and was probably just begging for treats

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