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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

SuddenCactus posted:

probably speaks in riddles though

What if not riddles are the safest speakings to intimate

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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



The videogame FIGHT CRAB is 40% off on Steam right now.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1213750/Fight_Crab/

Edit— I bought it without hesitation. My Steam name is Xenomrph :yeeclaw:

Xenomrph fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Feb 28, 2022

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Soundtrack worth the buy?

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Soundtrack worth the buy?

Dunno, I’d say pull up YouTube clips of people playing the game I guess :shrug:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cGyYaxUnI

I watched this the other day and it was interesting to see the lengths these crabbos go for some delicious seaweed

Also, JUMPING CRABS :yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Some top notch crab audio there :yeeclaw:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Skyrim had it right: https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cah9jbIgvXo/?utm_medium=share_sheet

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


can't believe the paparazzi keep harassing those poor shy crabs

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I must know where to meet this new crab friend

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

I like her hat

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Even Gritty eventually evolves to crab

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

I must know where to meet this new crab friend

her name is Crab Cake :crab:
https://bunniesbythebay.com/products/crab-cake

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




And she's retired :(

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Captain Hygiene posted:

And she's retired :(
I hope she enjoys her latter years and buys a boat or something. Maybe she can go crabbing?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

And she's retired :(

they can hand-make a custom one for you but it's 94 bucks :crab:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I misgendered Crab Cake:

“Easy-going Crab Cake’s motto is, “Stop and smell the seaweed.” Orange shaggy fur with matching knit stripes make him a very colorful dude. Embroidered eyes and bright yellow sou’wester.”

Apologies, sir

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I have figured out that the upper limit on my love for crabs is less than $94 :sigh:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


They do sell a much less hairy and stoned, but happier crab for $25.



also bigger snops. big snoppy crab gf :crab:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ror posted:

They do sell a much less hairy and stoned, but happier crab for $25.



also bigger snops. big snoppy crab gf :crab:

She looks very polite :crab:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

carcinisation fortification

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

a dive interrupted a very private moment between these golden crabs

https://i.imgur.com/w8ujJDO.mp4

a real gentlemancrab carries his lady after sweeping her off her feet :yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Aw, they're eloping and starting a pile to call their own.

naem
May 29, 2011

going to run away together and have several hundred thousand larvae

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

naem posted:

going to scuttle away together and have several hundred thousand larvae

Ftfy

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Oh hey: https://store.steampowered.com/app/774801/Crab_Champions/

First video won me over immediately. Second video :confuoot:

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Oh hey: https://store.steampowered.com/app/774801/Crab_Champions/

First video won me over immediately. Second video :confuoot:

Far too much forward-and-back movement and not nearly enough side-scuttling.

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/s1mple4ndcl3an/status/1499859053517938691?s=21

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
They drop eggs though, so here comes the lady~~

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:hmmyes:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Fortississimo is not loud enough for my enthusiasm about crabs. :yeeclaw:

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/AhWGqitDtNU

cranm

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I am a big fan of crabs stirring up the bait just so other stuff will come for a look and get the snip snop.

Oh and here’s the FB group he made: https://m.facebook.com/100496939184740/

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Mar 6, 2022

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Ror posted:

Fortississimo is not loud enough for my enthusiasm about crabs. :yeeclaw:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
No crab ahead, praise the crab

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