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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
isis milfs, just 1 click away!

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/randizuckerberg/status/1498425277734690816

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

nothing has ever sucked more than this. not even your fat ugly mother

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(

dumbass could have kept running as "the Isis cucker" and he did not

shame

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Mantis42 posted:



mother of 4, married to the next osama bin laden gets 1300 messages in a month

how many matches have you gotten lately, goons?

Her husband's beheading and she... be-headin' dudes, aww yeah. :cool: :cool: :cool:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

Osama bin Laden 2 do not read this








Tania, hello.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

men literally would rather build a caliphate than go to couple's therapy

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Mantis42 posted:



mother of 4, married to the next osama bin laden gets 1300 messages in a month

how many matches have you gotten lately, goons?

Woman on dating site is flooded with interest. You don't say. :nallears:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I can't imagine better bait in Texas than "please cuck my terrist husband."

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/HeathcliffBot/status/1499429427033395200?t=B-af9PMQC2xy2IKy8w59iQ&s=19

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Sorry, I'm looking to die meaninglessly on more of part-time schedule

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Don't miss the username.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

indigi posted:

I do wonder about the ergonomics of drinking while getting a rimjob. special chair?big straw?

Local Goon confused by concept of "standing"

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


indigi posted:

I do wonder about the ergonomics of drinking while getting a rimjob. special chair?big straw?

Just plop your rear end in a top hat in the face hole of a massage table and have yourself a piña colonic

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
https://twitter.com/NotJankyTae/status/1498866133465718791

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

People are asking a lot of questions already answered by my "not hitler's car" vinyl wrap

better to lean into i think. anime hitler vinyl wrap.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


“combat” vet is one of those things that strikes my ear strangely. it’s no longer enough to have served because you could have done one of those jobs that women can do. it’s important to delineate that you’re a real man.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mantis42 posted:



mother of 4, married to the next osama bin laden gets 1300 messages in a month

how many matches have you gotten lately, goons?

Just one. From your mum.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/SadieShorrParks/status/1499432485008121858

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I look halfway between a goon and goonette and still got dozens of messages, mostly dudes who don't understand the concept of wlw or didn't bother to read my profile.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

NAPBLA

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer


Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Mantis42 posted:



mother of 4, married to the next osama bin laden gets 1300 messages in a month

how many matches have you gotten lately, goons?

she has the fewest children and least deranged ex of any profile on match dot com in texas

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

So there's big yard signs at some intersections around Plano that say "Van Taylor Betrayed Us" but I was definitely not expecting it to be because of this.

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof


His bumper sticker that said "My girlfriend's husband fights for the Caliphate" should have tipped people off.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

in this house we call him Mr president

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

no they got this all wrong

and
SOME
call him
PIG!

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

noted, will keep in mind moving forward :hai:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I'm like 90% sure a version of this with a Boy Scouts uniform or something made its way around these forums like 15+ years ago

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1499468362031710214

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


What's that one job where they sit in an office hundreds of miles from the fighting and just give general directions to the troops? Uh, 'President' or something, right? Is that available?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Sent off my application for the 1st Doing Spreadsheets Regiment. Finally a chance to put my training into practice

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1499452500419780610

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Hi! Is this the guy in charge of the regiment? Is that the right word? Anyhow, judging from the map you should be near the enemy. Do you see them?

Ok, good. You should probably shoot at them.

Oh, really? Bad idea, huh? I guess don't shoot, then.

Uh-huh. Okay. Yep, bye."

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


well it was only going to be one year of service, but it would take him two years to lose enough weight to pass the requirements

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Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Dustcat posted:

well it was only going to be one year of service, but it would take him two years to lose enough weight to pass the requirements

I think that's a fake post, the guy in the photo looks very very identical to a psychotic YouTube guy named WingsOfRedemption

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