KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

oobey: Nov 19, 2002

Advanced Mental Organism Created only for Killing

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habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Amalgamated Mooks Offer Credit "Kards"

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

it's actually just her screenname she picked in like 10th grade and never really stopped using

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TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

SniperWoreConverse posted:

it's actually just her screenname she picked in like 10th grade and never really stopped using

*coughs nervously*

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Cowcaster: Aug 7, 2002

Ack! (My Only Cathy Knowledge)

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

TK-42-1 posted:

*coughs nervously*

At least yours is clever.

Also who didn't choose their screenname back on 56k and AIM, zoomers, thats who.

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the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Annihilate Myriad Octillion Corrupt Kings

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Mimesweeper: Mar 11, 2009; Smellrose

M_Gargantua posted:

At least yours is clever.

Also who didn't choose their screenname back on 56k and AIM, zoomers, thats who.

real goons are still named after their MUD characters

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Mimesweeper posted:

real goons are still named after their MUD characters

You get a free one-time change when you transition. Every time after that, you have to pay social XP.

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Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

Mimesweeper posted:

real goons are still named after their MUD characters

Don't dox me.

And it's good to see there are plans in the works for new stories even after K6BD has ended.

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

K6BD Telnet MUD when?

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sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

Mimesweeper posted:

real goons are still named after their runescape characters

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ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

Better than one of your hundreds of throwaway names (all generated by a twelve year old) somehow sticking

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

M_Gargantua posted:

K6BD Telnet MUD when?

Well, here's a thing I had never thought about before that I want to exist

Not that I have the time to mud (or mush) any more, I barely did when I was in university

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Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

any mundane organism can ~~kill~~ kiss

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shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

It's not even close to the NFL season and Abbadon is already hard at work on amock drafts, what a champ

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Potato Salad posted:

any mundane organism can ~~kill~~ kiss

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Asgerd: May 6, 2012; I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTU1GnOK2YM

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A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

M_Gargantua posted:

At least yours is clever.

Also who didn't choose their screenname back on 56k and AIM, zoomers, thats who.

Still rocking a World War IV bbs name, represent.

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GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Mimesweeper posted:

real goons are still named after their MUD characters

Huh, who knew. I was a real goon all along.

Also drat do I want a K6BD MUD now.

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Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Mine�s an AIM nickname I had to spin up for exchanging music production things in college because I forgot the password to my old nickname�s account and couldn�t recover it.

My �primary� nickname came from a tertiary character in a Shadowrun novelization that became my Juno email username. I tell people it�s a literary reference�but not that one. Or the other one. Or that one, either, and not even the long shot option if you consider comics literary. It�s not from Jules Verne, Homer, Roger Zelansky, or Windsor McKay, who would all be far less silly.

Anyway, I can�t help wondering, is this a Blaseball related thing? Probably not, but any time I see crab things these days�

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Mine is the name I gave when first prompted by Quake

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Dracula Factory: Sep 7, 2007

I got my name from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39SmJoTbyHA

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Niavmai: Nov 27, 2011

so you're saying most people don't name themselves after the time they were insulted by an important person? :sigh:

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Victis: Mar 26, 2008

Mimesweeper posted:

real goons are still named after their MUD characters

lol gently caress

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Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

I just went with this because High School Latin me thought he was being clever combining �Regal� and �Lingual�

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

The Regal Word is I

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

I saw Fight Club shortly before I picked what became this handle. It went through a few iterations.

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Kharn_The_Betrayer: Nov 15, 2013; Fun Shoe

I loved this character in Warhammer 40k

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V. Illych L.: Apr 11, 2008; ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i... uh... well,

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YaketySass: Jan 15, 2019; Blind Idiot Dog

Most of my usernames are just the first pun that comes to me.

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Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

Kharn_The_Betrayer posted:

I loved this character in Warhammer 40k

My first online handle was Baharroth, I commend your perseverance.

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my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

i hosed your mother

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ThaumPenguin: Oct 9, 2013

Somebody forgotten gifted me a figurine of a penguin

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Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

YaketySass posted:

Most of my usernames are just the first pun that comes to me.

I have mild regrets about not signing up as Stevie Nixon.

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Rogue AI Goddess: May 10, 2012; I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

girl dick energy posted:

You get a free one-time change when you transition. Every time after that, you have to pay social XP.

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Bleck: Jan 7, 2014; No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI02gjhyJ_g

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Mile'ionaha: Nov 2, 2004

Ashcans posted:

My first online handle was Baharroth, I commend your perseverance.

My first online handle was a misspelling of an RA Salvatore character... before I had read any Salvatore.

This handle is from the Eldar to English Dictionary.

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Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

My username came straight from the old paradigm-city.com forums.

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

My username comes from a gold-age-hollywood comedian that I never watched - for anonimity's sake.

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