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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



more falafel please posted:

hmm. i do love carbonara, anything with peas, bacon and heavy cream in it is fine by me!

Do not put peas in a carbonara!!!!!

(did I spring the trap?)

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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



TenementFunster posted:


feverishly making a political compass of mistress/wife hotness, with mark sanford and petraeus as my initial data points

That is a man you can viscerally imagine eating corn on the cob.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

That is a man you can viscerally imagine eating corn on the cob.
you gotta admire the audacity of that dweeb writing a pornhub comment at a hot person half his age. did he even smash, or was the $5k just to hide his drunken, unrequited signal message? i’m guessing the latter.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

TenementFunster posted:


feverishly making a political compass of mistress/wife hotness, with mark sanford and petraeus as my initial data points

The slubbiest looking white dudes always have super hot partners.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
He craves the forbidden figs of the Middle East.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



TenementFunster posted:

you gotta admire the audacity of that dweeb writing a pornhub comment at a hot person half his age. did he even smash, or was the $5k just to hide his drunken, unrequited signal message? i’m guessing the latter.

The $5k was to hide the unflattering dick pic taken in a junior executive suite at a Howard Johnson, next to a pile of trash that didn't fit in the tiny trash can and several drained bottles of white wine spritzer.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

imagine being eskimo brothers with Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Excuse me, I wear short sleeve floral button-ups because I'm a big fat party animal, not because I'm a racist.

/margaritaville plays softly in the background

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1499497943744888835?s=20&t=Q4-Hmd2qXBGzpV-sfiAMsw

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The slubbiest looking white dudes always have super hot partners.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Spergin Morlock posted:

/margaritaville plays softly in the background

Racial determinism, as a white man every year that I inch closer to 40 is another year closer to my innate need to live on Island Time.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

I don't think any politician could exceed the kucinich ratio

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The slubbiest looking white dudes always have super hot partners.
this photograph is not an example of that, at all

also lol at the washington examiner giving me exactly what i wanted:

david did nothing wrong (except for all the murders)

now THIS is an example of good person getting his earthly reward

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in

I heard she had a tongue ring

We could have had a first lady with a tongue ring

There's no justice in this world

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
I was gonna post Christina Hendricks and her husband, but when I googled them I found out they are getting a divorce. welp.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

lol of course the first result for “van taylor wife” is from his campaign website, which is still live for some reason.

but of course this little sicko was a Troop

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


They’re divorced now but

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

poemdexter posted:

I was gonna post Christina Hendricks and her husband, but when I googled them I found out they are getting a divorce. welp.

who cares about celebs

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

They’re divorced now but



I hosed her

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Please stop being weird about women thread

We shouldered the burdens of Shapiro after all

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

older versions of windows are more secure, they are a well understood environment. I bet that's it and its not that funny.

in other words, if he's running the newest versions he could get hacked

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

tokin opposition posted:

Please stop being weird about women thread

We shouldered the burdens of Shapiro after all

My shoulders are neither broad nor strong enough to shoulder them burdens.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Antonymous posted:

older versions of windows are more secure, they are a well understood environment. I bet that's it and its not that funny.

in other words, if he's running the newest versions he could get hacked
xp has no longer getting security updates for a couple years now. so its actually really unsafe. although, Putin probably has a team that can do their own penetration tests and write patches for it, so, whatever

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

maybe it's not getting patches because it's perfectly safe, it's complete

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

edit: cursory googling tells me I'm very dumb and wrong so goodbye

DearSirXNORMadam
Aug 1, 2009
I'd bet money that the IT department skinned Win10 with an XP skin to shut grandpa up about "put it back the old way"

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

Antonymous posted:

edit: cursory googling tells me I'm very dumb and wrong so goodbye

lol

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1499451343118880784

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

tokin opposition posted:

Please stop being weird about women thread
never

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Mirconium posted:

I'd bet money that the IT department skinned Win10 with an XP skin to shut grandpa up about "put it back the old way"

Win7 could still be made to look vaguely like XP in the display preferences and I didn't know that until the time I went to help a co-worker and was kinda flummoxed by what I was looking at.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1499574209567199235

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

TenementFunster posted:


lol of course the first result for “van taylor wife” is from his campaign website, which is still live for some reason.

but of course this little sicko was a Troop

it’s the loving officers man…

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


This better lead to at least one of them being assassinated.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Clark Nova posted:

have to do :decorum: all day every day as your loving job probably breaks your brain in a way that makes texting pornhub video descriptions at your partner like that seem tantalizingly transgressive

There was a semi-recent """""sexting""""" scandal in NC politics where the sexts were like "boy I sure do wish I could just roll over and give you a kiss right now".

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

McCracAttack posted:

Win7 could still be made to look vaguely like XP in the display preferences and I didn't know that until the time I went to help a co-worker and was kinda flummoxed by what I was looking at.

I had similar experience doing tech support once, only I learned that the largest union in the country actually still used XP on all its computers in 2016.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1499594566789390352

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Lol the world is upside-down

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's always really funny when american politicians say anything at all about assassination. drone strikes are so normalized that they don't ever realize the contradiction.

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