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Mx. posted:I (35/m) think my sister-in-law (40/f) is messing with me but I'm not too sure. god drat those parents just really did not want the SIL living at home with them. really buried this part in the text too quote:but my wife had her suspicions of Sue and told me that it's not outside the realm of something Sue would do. when you hear someone is stealing medicine, gaslighting, and trying to trigger a mentally ill person as hard as they can and your response is "yeah that sounds like them" it's time to change the locks and block their number.
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Mx. posted:I (35/m) think my sister-in-law (40/f) is messing with me but I'm not too sure. What a rollercoaster. Figured it was carbon monoxide for part 1, didn't see part 2 coming. Hope this one is true. In-laws' campaign of terrorism all clicked into place when OP revealed he was black. Reminiscent of the "cards against humanity" party game company involuntarily committing the (decidedly non-mentally ill) black member of their staff when he told them one of the cards was racist. WIBTA if I report single mom Uber driver for refusing my service dog? quote:I just obtained my service dog (not "emotional support animal"), an actual service dog. pentyne posted:god drat those parents just really did not want the SIL living at home with them. I can't imagine why the parents would be reluctant to have someone like Sue live with them. Makes you wonder how many times the wife's been complicit with Sue doing stuff like this. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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value-brand cereal posted:There have been many stories of extremely poor hygiene in this thread. Yeah this is a real thing. And im not just talking about cishet men who refuse to wash between the rear end cheek because they're huge homophobes. Im pretty sure we got a terrible story about a woman staining a wood table due to lack of personal hygiene. IIRC pretty sure in that specific case Pattinson is desperately trying to deter literal Twilight fans from sexually assaulting him.
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oh no, guy replying to the guy who was being gaslit by his family insults the family by calling them Psychos. That's uhhhh maybe the worst insult you could direct at someone on behalf of a man with a LITERAL PSYCHOTIC DISORDER.
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Mx. posted:Baller name for a baby ...because of the swan thing? That's the only thing that pops up when I Google it, Leda is an uncommon but normal name here.
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AITA for telling my daughter that she made a hasty decision to get engaged to her fiancè?quote:My daughter Hannah (23f) is a medical student, She lives alone in a rental apartment while seeing her then boyfriend Tom (26). Tom has a medical chronic condition that needs to be managed constantly. He's a good guy and treats us and Hannah well but seeing Hannah having to sometimes take care of his condition is just...it affects her school and consumes her time.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Reminiscent of the "cards against humanity" party game company involuntarily committing the (decidedly non-mentally ill) black member of their staff when he told them one of the cards was racist. Woah hey what now artsy fartsy posted:AITA for telling my daughter that she made a hasty decision to get engaged to her fiancè? I’ll guess that tom has something completely ordinary like the diabetes
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The most successful ad campaign I've ever seen was whatever safety institute paid a bunch of sitcom writers to have an episode where one character is the Designated Driver. Not just for propagating the idea into the public consciousness, but for managing to use sitcoms, the villain of this thread, as a force for good. I have no idea what similar ads I've fallen for because they were smart enough to convince me I wasn't being advertized to, but I'm sure they exist.
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Bubblyblubber posted:...because of the swan thing? That's the only thing that pops up when I Google it, Leda is an uncommon but normal name here. Yeah, because of the swan thing. Ziv Zulander posted:Woah hey what now Here is an account by the employee himself going into greater detail on the experience. and here is the polygon article he mentions. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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you're supposed to wash your legs?????
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Looks like it's Tuesday again. Legs: yes Raw chicken: no AITA for yelling at my bf for taking a nap with his roommate? quote:Throwaway. Sorry for typos I am so mad at my bf
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Thats just guys being dudes.
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“You need to set boundaries!” “Okay. Bye.” “wait no not like that”
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Did someone say "boundaries?" AITA for not wanting to call my daughter by her nickname quote:Hello. I am mildly new to reddit, this has caused a divide between my family and friends. A friend of mine suggested posting it here to get an outside perspective.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for yelling at my bf for taking a nap with his roommate? I think you missed an "ex" off the story title there OP lmao Invisible Clergy posted:Did someone say "boundaries?" r/relationships: I will not go into detail. AceClown fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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I am biased for ghost names.
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AceClown posted:I think you missed an "ex" off the story title there OP lmao It really is a perfect title isn't it? You can go into the comments for that one, if you want detail they are chocabloc with it (cw: attempted dog murder) from someone claiming to be spook's friend. AITA for throwing my asexual brother a proper bachelor party quote:I’ll preface this by saying my brother (26m) and I (29m) are super close. And he is about to get married to his lovely girlfriend of 5 years. He has been an out asexual for 2 of those years and she’s been supportive of that. So have I, love who you love and all that. I’m an ally. Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Did someone say "boundaries?" Reading the comments JFC.... Has to be the best 'missing reasons' post I've ever seen.
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Textbook missing reasons, and like that great effortpost site about estranged parents said, a great demonstration of why it's so easy to read between the lines with shitheads like this; because they're all exactly the same. AITAH for informing my wife I will be modeling for a company that sells adult toys? quote:Hi, I (36M) have been told I am a fairly attractive man my whole life. Recently my family has fallen on hard times. A small business owner recently approached me about modeling in one of their campaigns for some of their adult toys. I of course said no. I'm not a model and I never planned on being one. The owner gave me his card and said if I change my mind to give him a call.
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Antivehicular posted:NGL, if I ever end up with a glass eye, it'll be really tempting to start pulling revolting pranks with it From Mark Twain's "His Grandfather's Old Ram": "She was a good soul–had a glass eye and used to lend it to old Miss Wagner, that hadn’t any, to receive company in; it warn’t big enough, and when Miss Wagner warn’t noticing, it would get twisted around in the socket, and look up, maybe, or out to one side, and every which way, while t’ other one was looking as straight ahead as a spy-glass. Grown people didn’t mind it, but it most always made the children cry, it was so sort of scary. She tried packing it in raw cotton, but it wouldn’t work, somehow–the cotton would get loose and stick out and look so kind of awful that the children couldn’t stand it no way. She was always dropping it out, and turning up her old dead-light on the company empty, and making them oncomfortable, becuz she never could tell when it hopped out, being blind on that side, you see. So somebody would have to hunch her and say, “Your game eye has fetched loose, Miss Wagner dear”–and then all of them would have to sit and wait till she jammed it in again–wrong side before, as a general thing, and green as a bird’s egg, being a bashful cretur and easy sot back before company. But being wrong side before warn’t much difference, anyway; becuz her own eye was sky-blue and the glass one was yaller on the front side, so whichever way she turned it it didn’t match nohow. "
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AITA for referring to writing Excel formulas as code?quote:I am in my mid thirties at a company in a non-IT role. I've always loved teaching myself different things though I'm not anything special when it comes to computers.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for referring to writing Excel formulas as code? Lol an SQL "developer" being elitist about programming
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A hill I am willing to die on is that there is fundamentally little difference between writing complex logical formulae in excel, and writing some IF statements in {insert language}. It's just coding in a different way. Plus SQL is basically just fancy Excel anyway.
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Excel is turing complete now, so SQL-bro can just cram it.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for sending for my son to wildress threapy program I got sent to one of those, it's nightmarish. If you didn't do enough "good" things throughout the day you weren't allowed use the fire to make dinner (in the middle of Utah winter) so for dinner you had to soak raw beans and rice in literal ice water and try to eat them that way. Literal special forces selection had far more concern for candidates well-being than these programs do for actual children. That's not hyperbole, I mean that very literally having experienced both. Smaller kids also tended to get severe lifelong injuries since you're backpacking everywhere and you're just thrown into it, literally just dragged out of your bed and dropped off in the desert in Utah. You also had to earn the right to speak without being punished. massive spider posted:AITA for leaving my wife when she was terminally ill? Can't believe the woman on chemotherapy didn't fight the divorce with all the extra time and energy she had just laying around the hospital. axolotl farmer posted:Excel is turing complete now, so SQL-bro can just cram it. I remember when that one guy posted about how he didn't want to take a job from pornhub and pornhub's offical account responded by telling him they would keep it a secret from his family he was an SQL developer.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for referring to writing Excel formulas as code? Good on them for accurately telling him he’s a prick.
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The beefier Excel formulas use DAX, which is absolutely a programming language, SQL dude is a turd. AITA for trying to win back my wife quote:I am J(m34) and I have been married to my wife (f29) for 8 long years. I love her very much. We even have a 3 year old daughter. Everything was perfect but I accept that our life has become too much monotonous lately.
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Isn't excel code just visual basic or some variant of it? lol
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In fact Excel dude with his experience of talking to people and report building should apply for a role as the BI Manager at that the company SQL guy works and force him out.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Isn't excel code just visual basic or some variant of it? lol Macros use vb. When you get into =DATEDIFF(Date1, Date2, Interval) stuff, that's DAX.
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sootikins posted:Macros use vb. When you get into =DATEDIFF(Date1, Date2, Interval) stuff, that's DAX. That's still like equally "real programming" than SQL lol. poo poo I don't think I've even written raw SQL in months, I've used Django models to handle all that.
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sootikins posted:The beefier Excel formulas use DAX, which is absolutely a programming language, SQL dude is a turd. Well, that took a turn.
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That guy's gonna kill someone.
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Das Boo posted:Well, that took a turn. Ya, I went back to see how he was responding to the toasty dragging he had to have been getting and it's removed now SMEGMA_MAIL posted:That's still like equally "real programming" than SQL lol. Agreed, wholly. I like banging out SQL, it's relaxing lol
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Invisible Clergy posted:Did someone say "boundaries?" Lol in year 10 i started going by the nickname Fred, and my mother absolutely rolled with it and to this day corrects my father whenever they're both involved in a conversation and he calls me my real name even though I honestly don't carez and introduced me as Fred to any of her friends. I once made a halfassed joke about going by bunny pronouns because I was making jokes about being the Easter bunny for my SIL and my mum called me by those pronouns the next time I saw her like a fuckin month later. She once also thought I was a lesbian for a couple years bc my very touchy bff moved in with me, which i only found out years later when she expressed mild surprise at me having a boyfriend. God I love my mum. She's great. OPs mum sucks and I wish Spook a good time with her cool grandma who respects her enough to call her whatever the hell she wants. Spook is a fuckin cool thing to be called. Shame about spooks lovely parents Yolo Swaggins Esq fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:OPs mum sucks and I wish Spook a good time with her cool grandma who respects her enough to call her whatever the hell she wants. Spook is a fuckin cool thing to be called. Shame about spooks lovely parents Jeez weren't you paying attention? Grandma only let her move in to spite the OP; she couldn't possibly actually care about her granddaughter! Good for Spook and good for grandma and OP should be stuffed and mounted as a case study.
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Serephina posted:If I end up dead this year, my neighbor across the street did it. Blue Moonlight posted:r/relationships: You did not properly respond to the judgement bot. DeeplyConcerned posted:simple. take a two year old infant and subtract three years. Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for demanding my husband to go to therapy to fix his controlling nature? Baron Zephyrus posted:The WHAT thing? I know I was taught weird poo poo growing up white in rural towns, but what the gently caress?
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Invisible Clergy posted:That guy's gonna kill someone. I like the stories where for the first paragraph or so I’m like oh poor op and then a few sentences later I’m hoping his ex and Helen carry guns and own a giant guard dog. I wonder if OP is a cop that’s the energy I’m getting from him
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Halloween Jack posted:It's a meme that got out of hand because Twitter is people's real lives now. The version I heard was "Bernie Bros don't wash their legs in the shower." All I know is that I've had every shower I've had since then ruined by the actual, factual knowledge that white people don't wash their legs. I just get to my legs and am like, "There's melanin deficient people out there skipping this step." Then I curl my upper lip in disgust.
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Batterypowered7 posted:All I know is that I've had every shower I've had since then ruined by the actual, factual knowledge that white people don't wash their legs. I just get to my legs and am like, "There's melanin deficient people out there skipping this step." Then I curl my upper lip in disgust.
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