Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

PotatoJudge: May 22, 2004; Tell me about the rabbits, George

https://twitter.com/crustyruffles/status/1499915540923658247

# ? Mar 5, 2022 05:17

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:16

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

hahahahaha chie owns

# ? Mar 5, 2022 11:55

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

ChocoPro watch party for Revolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xWQaRbWoQ

# ? Mar 7, 2022 02:00

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Ken Ohka interview with translations in chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1B63U-jqw

# ? Mar 7, 2022 13:08

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Chie is still the best. Give her three swords.

# ? Mar 7, 2022 18:34

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Happy International Women's Day!

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1501367657488072708

# ? Mar 9, 2022 03:45

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

fez_machine posted:

Happy International Women's Day!

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1501367657488072708

this rules

# ? Mar 9, 2022 13:51

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Reminder Sayaka's match in Stardom will be airing live and free on youtube
https://twitter.com/we_are_stardom/status/1501873237894242304

INDEX
M.DunceSchool / Butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0z1m0-hZZc

AEW Watch Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5CfKf9oXk

YunaMon Online Signing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3M95hYKyE

Ken Ohka ChocoTalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-1B63U-jqw

# ? Mar 10, 2022 22:33

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Emi Sakura Choco Talk with Akki in about half an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNqxtdcwxQs

# ? Mar 11, 2022 12:35

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

ChocoPro 208 in a few minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr5M0oTbFsc

Single match show for the Super Asia Championship Akki vs. Ohka

Here's the Dogglesnake background from Reddit

quote:

Zephyr of Ichigaya, Baliyan Akki (c)
VS
GanPro�s Boss, Ken Ohka!

SUPER ASIA CHAMPIONSHIP: FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

�Dreams are still coming true in professional wrestling.� -Emi Sakura

The Super Asia Champion, Baliyan Akki, has loads of potential...but that word can be a curse. As the Ace will tell you, tons of wrestlers have potential. It�s just that most don�t get to see it realized. The Zephyr of Ichigaya isn�t interested in �some day� seizing his goals, though...he is doing it right now! With his fluid transitions into submissions, innovative and awe inspiring acrobatics, and flashy combo striking, Akki has raised himself high. He has declared that the Chocolate Square is the battleground where he will beat the gods, proving his words by taking down Minoru Fujita to become the champ in the first place. But because of this feat, he has found himself in an interesting position: he isn�t chasing legends...he is now being hunted by them!

Akki has gone from battling Soma on a DDT dark match to taking on the Boss of one of the CyberFight brands...as the champion of ChocoPro. The dream-like embodiment of adventure, his journey has only just begun...and he plans to collect many trophies along the way. The Ace has proclaimed that he will cut through the bluster and charisma of his invading foe, and he will find out just who Ken Ohka is. The Zephyr of Ichigaya has become a storm, one that the resilient brawler might not be prepared to face. He explained that the leader of GanPro won�t be able to bask in relief of his many roster members and fans, he will taste the Brutality of Reality! �You�re gonna feel that loss!�

GanPro has come to Ichigaya! Still pumped from BAD COMMUNICATION 2022, Ken Ohka (the figurehead and hero of Ganbare Pro-wrestling) has staked his claim for the Big Blue Belt of the Chocolate Square! While Akki might think he has the home-field advantage, the landlord has not forgotten his roots. Not only that, but the match itself favors the explosive brawler�s style...a Falls Count Anywhere match! He plans to take the Champ on a violent tour of Ichigaya. But who really is Ken Ohka? An every-man wrestler that was trained by Ultimo Dragon and has an absolutely awesome move set, Ohka has plenty of accolades from DDT...but chose to pave his own way with a sub promotion (that is now a full fledged one) called GanPro (a promotion with the blood of the Japanese Independent Scene running through it). Now that one even has its own spin-off now, Ganbare Joshi (GanJo)! GanPro & GanJo often feature ChocoPro related talent!

Ohka's dream is wild, free, and very loud! With a lot of big shows announced for this year, GanPro (and therefore Ken) are on the rise. He seeks to further this by seizing the throne in ChocoPro, furthering the extent of his own promotion�s reach. This man is enthusiastic about everything he does. (Be careful not to be overwhelmed by his bottomless charisma.) Ohka was introduced to me as the �ideal babyface�, someone you can't help but cheer for...but he�s gonna have a hard time swaying the audience in enemy territory. Still, that Spear of Fire is no joke! Will Akki be able to bring down his first godly challenger? Will Ken Ohka show the Ace who he is behind the bravado and that amazing theme? This match is going to be one to remember�lets just hope that the venue survives the battle!

If the Ace pulls this off, a new world will open up before him...Ganbare, Akki!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 01:46

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Chie and Mei leading us in

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:05

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

lol these explanations for what counts as a fall in Ichigaya in a falls count anywhere match

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Yes yunamon doing the entrance themes

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:17

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Akki's got new gear

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:18

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

he's going to do the Akki spot. STOP HIM AKKI!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:37

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

amazing high spot from Akki!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:37

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

are we going to have to go further down the street than we've ever gone before?

# ? Mar 12, 2022 02:38

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

The next Super Asia Challenger is......

EMI SAKURA

# ? Mar 12, 2022 03:11

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

OH poo poo CLEAN EVERYTHING UP MOM'S COMING HOME

# ? Mar 12, 2022 03:24

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

It's good to see her visit for a bit before she goes back to AEW.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 05:35

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Lol I forgot there was a show today

Here's the card for 209

https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1502794052651012097

and here's the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5OLVrrxF08

# ? Mar 13, 2022 04:30

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/gatohmove_jp/status/1503355926363127808

Gatoh Move is returning on May 4th (as opposed to ChocoPro)

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:16

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/gatohmove_jp/status/1503355926363127808

Gatoh Move is returning on May 4th (as opposed to ChocoPro)

gently caress yeah :toot:

E:

if this translation is accurate, it sounds like each wrestler can bring (or will be given?) a trainee. They're basically doing Joshi NXT, which if memory serves was basically the purpose of Gatoh Move.

DJExile fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Mar 14, 2022

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:34

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Index for this week

Emi Sakura Talk LIVE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMH44PNi8ng

BestBrosLIVE 駿河メイ& バリヤンアッキ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOol5a8SAs

CHOCOMIC ANGELS [DUNCE STREAM}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58t-LhMaYNE

# ? Mar 17, 2022 21:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

uh there's a late night episode on right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgbyxnJhxo

Mei's wings are huge and she's got a big match tomorrow

First match is here unlisted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOj9X4SKfE4

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Mar 18, 2022

# ? Mar 18, 2022 11:56

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1505185690581368836

I think Mei's ambition will be eventually be the first real sticking point between her and Emi.

Gatoh Move has quite deliberately not done a lot of things that would propel them into a higher tier of promotion. Emi did the growth mindset thing with Ice Ribbon and you can tell she didn't like it.

I can't remember where she said it, but Emi was happy with ChocoPro being on youtube as a way of "getting bigger while staying small".

# ? Mar 19, 2022 20:38

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Pretty decent show on tonight

https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1505636796046086145

Index

Online Signing Session - Sayaka Obihiro, Mei Suruga & Tokiko Kirihara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7dOoqByec

Online Session Sayuri Chie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI646REb5GY

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Mar 20, 2022

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:11

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

I don't blame Emi one bit for wanting to keep Chocopro and Gatoh Move on the small side. She's built a really good niche for herself

# ? Mar 21, 2022 02:23

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1505729291669188617?s=21

Lmaoooo

# ? Mar 21, 2022 03:21

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1505729291669188617?s=21

Lmaoooo

YES

# ? Mar 21, 2022 04:10

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1505729291669188617?s=21

Lmaoooo

amazing

Emi is back

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 21, 2022

# ? Mar 21, 2022 04:29

BooDooBoo: Jul 14, 2005; That makes no sense to me at all.

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DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1505729291669188617?s=21

Lmaoooo

She looks so happy to be loving up her friend with a wheelie bag

# ? Mar 21, 2022 13:25

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

I miss Lulu

# ? Mar 21, 2022 15:34

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Dangerous Person posted:

I miss Lulu

As do all good folk.

# ? Mar 21, 2022 19:49

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

DJExile posted:

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1505729291669188617?s=21

Lmaoooo

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1505734623795376132

# ? Mar 21, 2022 22:39

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Massive shows all week this week

fingers crossed Lulu returns as well although she's not on any card

Index
CHOCOMIC ANGELS [Dance Stream]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUYvQaceXY

[Online Signing】Akki & Sayaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RoQsXyu0k

Watching Party #AEWDynamite with Emi Sakura, Akki & Mei (English & Japanese)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOrRqeQ2-bY

2 Years of #ChocoPro. Akki, Mei & Emi Sakura reminiscing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNB12SKLa5U

2 Years of ChocoPro ft. Emi Sakura, Chie & Mei Suruga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zEPJmH0WM

スターダム両国１日目トーク　さくらえみ＆駿河メイ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT8Og31PXc0

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 27, 2022

# ? Mar 24, 2022 05:15

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

2nd Anniversary Weekend Thread:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3997828

# ? Mar 25, 2022 23:30

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1507526848988733445

this is an amazing spot but also top marks to Honda for acting like he's sneaking the mallet back into a jacket he isn't wearing

# ? Mar 26, 2022 02:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

No spoilers yet, but holy poo poo the Stardom PPV is a must watch for ChocoPro fans

https://twitter.com/wwr_stardom/status/1507928420797546500

# ? Mar 27, 2022 10:30

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:16

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Mei and Yunamon celebrate their big moment at Stardom with a signing back at Ichigaya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHskgiWYQPM

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1508016093432283148
Ps in the chat

# ? Mar 27, 2022 12:18

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