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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Didn’t TIP have a date tonight? I bet when she found out he was the author of The 5000 Page Thread she was overcome with desire and she’s jumping his bones right now! I can only assume that his date ended up being Ratjac, because I refuse to believe that we all got blue balled by Ratjac again
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Mar 5, 2022 04:28
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One of my bffs was getting a tattoo at a place nearby so I stopped in. They have a shop dog and I think I'm gonna get my next two tattoos there, black ink sports tattoos
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Mar 5, 2022 04:31
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Danny elfman has such a racket going
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Mar 5, 2022 04:54
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bagmonkey posted:One of my bffs was getting a tattoo at a place nearby so I stopped in. They have a shop dog and I think I'm gonna get my next two tattoos there, black ink sports tattoos what a classy little fellow
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Mar 5, 2022 05:02
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Zil posted:Is that a euphemism? no i literally shaped a weasel. i hope that tomorrow i can find time to smooth the weasel.
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Mar 5, 2022 05:06
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it's almost unbelievable how good smoking LOTS OF WEED is
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Mar 5, 2022 07:20
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AARD VARKMAN posted:it's almost unbelievable how good smoking LOTS OF WEED is A feel good time.
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Mar 5, 2022 07:26
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everything in moderation for me couple bong rips, a 40 of olde english, a few DXM gels, an old percocet you found on the floor, some tylenol cold & sinus to perk you up, some tylenol pm to level you out. now that's a decent high
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Mar 5, 2022 07:34
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AARD VARKMAN posted:it's almost unbelievable how good smoking LOTS OF WEED is
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Mar 5, 2022 07:37
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I'm out of weed.  But honestly, I think I should stop. I really don't think it has done me any favours over the last few years.
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Mar 5, 2022 07:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Didn’t TIP have a date tonight? I bet when she found out he was the author of The 5000 Page Thread she was overcome with desire and she’s jumping his bones right now! that's tomorrow tonight I went to the opening of my friend's d&d themed pizza cart it was good! I had a kimchi pizza and a "hawaiian" pizza (pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno) kimchi on pizza was a very new experience, took me a minute to take in the flavors but I fully approve  I also drank some beers and a sage cider I didn't actually realize it was literally a sage cider when I ordered it, I thought that was just the name of the brewery it also took a minute to get used to but was pretty good
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Mar 5, 2022 08:06
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I also ran into a friend of a friend who identified me as covid patient zero he was telling everybody "this guy was one of the first! he got covid before it was cool!" he also repeatedly told me that I was looking very healthy and good 
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Mar 5, 2022 08:07
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they didn't theme the pizzas?
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Mar 5, 2022 08:08
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I think I made one of my friends a little angry with my comments about NFTs he told me that I don't understand NFTs but he's done pretty well with them and someday everyone will understand and then he left for a while I'm pretty sure I understand NFTs but I'm just gonna leave this one alone
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Mar 5, 2022 08:10
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Mac and Cheese posted:they didn't theme the pizzas? they had themed names that I don't remember
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Mar 5, 2022 08:11
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okay good cause i didn't want to talk poo poo on your friend, a theme is more than some decals on a food cart okay, very happy to hear they themed the pizzas
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Mar 5, 2022 08:14
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I've posted in this thread multiple times in the last few months about how I've been jonesing for a cigarette well, someone showed up smelling of cigarettes and I was on alert, watching for signs that he might go for a smoke finally he started rolling a cigarette and I asked if I could bum one and he said yes and then like four other people were like "ooh! a hand rolled cigarette, can I have one?" and I felt a little guilty but not too guilty because hand rolled cigarette are fairly cheap and I think he liked the attention the cigarette was pretty good but did not fully satiate my desire for a cigarette I want one of those full length, machine rolled, commercial cigarettes but I don't wanna go buy a pack and have so many cigarettes and they outlawed loosies
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Mar 5, 2022 08:15
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now I'm back home, a little buzzed, with a big box of carne asada fries, and I'm about to start the second season of the righteous gemstones 
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Mar 5, 2022 08:17
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i think about that scene in gemstones where the ex satanist guy talks about how they removed the secret devil character from some arcade game and how it's "much better now" on a regular basis really need to start season 2
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Mar 5, 2022 08:22
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Mac and Cheese posted:i think about that scene in gemstones where the ex satanist guy talks about how they removed the secret devil character from some arcade game and how it's "much better now" on a regular basis 
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Mar 5, 2022 08:31
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I brought up gemstones tonight and everyone said they loved it then I was like "four episodes in I realized that it's a mafia story, but instead of organized crime it's organized religion, it's basically goodfellas" everyone looked at me as if I'd just spoken complete nonsense except my close friend who had an expression on his face like "oh god, you're so right" and he told me that there's something in the finale that really really makes me right, and I'll know it when I see it oh hell yeah 
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Mar 5, 2022 08:35
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hey speaking of televangelist mafiosos my friend put me on peter popoff's mailing list and i got so many crazy letters and weird gifts/talismans along with the desperate pleas for money i even have an unopened letter to this day when they stopped putting peter popoff's name on the envelope to trick me into opening it, but it still says "whatever whatever ministries" on it i'll open it on my deathbed
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Mar 5, 2022 09:13
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some weird religious (I assume?) people came and put a flyer on my door that has a full color photo of the plane crashing into the world trade center and some big text saying something like "DO YOU WANT THIS?" I didn't find it on my door, it was already on the ground, and I haven't picked it up so every time I come home the first thing I see is 9/11
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Mar 5, 2022 09:25
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nevar forgat
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Mar 5, 2022 09:25
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Mar 5, 2022 09:25
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be a good neighbor and keep a little 9/11 with ya wherever you go 
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Mar 5, 2022 09:31
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someone down voted the thread  we need more  s to fulfill our final destiny
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Mar 5, 2022 09:43
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it's my fault, i'm a very hated poster actually, you really hosed up by talking to me when you were buzzed, you just did untold damage to your reputation, sorry bro
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Mar 5, 2022 10:26
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Mac and Cheese posted:it's my fault, i'm a very hated poster actually, you really hosed up by talking to me when you were buzzed, you just did untold damage to your reputation, sorry bro the power to is within you
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Mar 5, 2022 11:27
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bagmonkey posted:forward pls https://www.teepublic.com/en-gb/t-shirt/25343357-cool-garfield
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Mar 5, 2022 12:04
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TIP posted:someone down voted the thread I rarely ever vote on threads no matter how good or bad they are. I did this time though! 
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Mar 5, 2022 12:22
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Imagine if your name was Diane Araya
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Mar 5, 2022 14:35
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AARD VARKMAN posted:it's almost unbelievable how good smoking LOTS OF WEED is
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Mar 5, 2022 14:39
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TIP posted:some weird religious (I assume?) people came and put a flyer on my door that has a full color photo of the plane crashing into the world trade center and some big text saying something like "DO YOU WANT THIS?" You should frame it and hang it next to your door
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Mar 5, 2022 14:48
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I am at brunch at the beer hall place in the city just north of me with my fam and lady bagmo. Where you fuckers at
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Mar 5, 2022 18:20
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I'm eating a torta
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Mar 5, 2022 18:21
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I am about to go shopping to pick up clothes and other stuff I have been putting off for weeks.
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Mar 5, 2022 18:27
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I just ate a spicy chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. Now I’m finna take a nap.
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Mar 5, 2022 18:31
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I had a BELT sammich on brioche and it was fuckin wonderful. Also had a nitro brown ale and a coffee Kolsch, Saturday is fuckin ROCKIN
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Mar 5, 2022 18:41
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i lay on the living room floor to watch GILLETTE SOCCER SATURDAY and accidentally fell asleep. But my team won again! Now trying to work out whether to have pizza for dinner or make this https://www.countryliving.com/food-drinks/recipes/a36144/meatball-spinach-baked-ziti-recipe/
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Mar 5, 2022 18:44
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