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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Wizard Master posted:

What happens when we die?

We do fat rails of white lightning off as many Thai hookers asses as we want,

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

When I was little Kamahl came round to our house for dinner.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/ShaneWarne/status/1416026416152514570

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Humphreys posted:

Daryl Braithwaite gave me a piece of his pizza once.

I'm also the baby in the Horses video.

(not really but I was there being yelled at by the crew for flying my kite in the way of a shot)

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford.






Also, heads up syd

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Humphreys posted:

I'm also the baby in the Horses video.

(not really but I was there being yelled at by the crew for flying my kite in the way of a shot)

I was running through treasury gardens in Melbourne one day, in the zone, in my own little world. I turned up Spring St and then turned right to run behind the treasury building. I noticed there were lots of trucks and people standing around and then before I knew it I was running through all these people in like 1940s period dress doing a very good job staying in character as I ran through their scene. I sped up and didn't look back. I couldn't find out exactly what film it was bit there's a good chance it was I Frankenstein, which I then worked on the VFX for.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I did challenge Michael Caton to a drinking competition. Lost BADLY. The bastard already downed the hotelroom mini-bar beforehand as a starter. gently caress he cost us a lot in booze.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I sneezed on Joanna Griggs at the Sydney olympics

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Humphreys posted:

I did challenge Michael Caton to a drinking competition. Lost BADLY. The bastard already downed the hotelroom mini-bar beforehand as a starter. gently caress he cost us a lot in booze.

i don't find this surprising at all.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I made a chicken curry for Gene Simmons' rider at the Tivoli. He walked into the kitchen unannounced to tell us he hated it, the entitled oval office.

American Dad
Mar 28, 2004
Rod Quantock helped me up when I fell over at a protest.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




i lost at pool to the dude from Secret Life Of Us and his two live-in girlfriends.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Visible Stink posted:

My dad rode the Lethal Weapon roller coaster at MovieWorld with Peter Brock

did he try to sell him an energy polarizer?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
I was next to Mark Waugh at a driving range in Mascot, I was like 10 and he joked he needed to get his helmet because I somehow kept hitting the ball into the roof.

Humphreys posted:

I did challenge Michael Caton to a drinking competition. Lost BADLY. The bastard already downed the hotelroom mini-bar beforehand as a starter. gently caress he cost us a lot in booze.

I met him at a pre-election local candidate debate in Tamworth, saw him again in the pub afterwards and he said something to us (we were volunteers for a climate change org). Think i saw him again at a solar energy debate later the same day. Seemed like a top bloke.

Centusin fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Mar 5, 2022

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I saw Clive shuffling down to his yacht at the marina.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Got on the evening news for helping out with the floods

Neat

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Poohs Packin posted:

I made a chicken curry for Gene Simmons' rider at the Tivoli. He walked into the kitchen unannounced to tell us he hated it, the entitled oval office.

But you have to remember, EVERYTHING sucks at the Tivoli. Even Fear Factory.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
I accidentally knocked over Alec Baldwin at Venice Beach the next day I moved to Australia for fear of my life.


Actually, he was very nice.

American Dad
Mar 28, 2004

Poohs Packin posted:

I saw Clive shuffling down to his yacht at the marina.
You see him shuffling off this mortal coil yet?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Poohs Packin posted:

I saw Clive shuffling down to his yacht at the marina.

that was an elephant seal

easy mistake to make

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
I am very lazy today. I said gently caress it and made some Mi Goreng then realized I had leftover snow cheese chicken and slapped that in. loving heaven.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I also saw Morris Iemma lose his entire poo poo at some front of house staff when we worked for the same bowlo. He was corrupt as gently caress and giving grants to his kids cricket team the community outreach manager.

Apparently you should know how to make a loving adffogato if you work in a bowlo cafe. At 10am.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

I did a couple of scenes in Deadline Gallipoli with Anna Torv. Spent about an hour walking around the gardens of some fancy manor house waaaaaaaaaay in the background (so far back from the filming I'm surprised they bothered having her in the shot, since I'm sure we weren't in focus) just generally talking.

She seemed nice, although to be honest I had no idea who she was - I mean, I knew she was one of the main characters in the show, just didn't know who she was as an actress until I looked her up later.

Megan Washington also complimented the choice of music back when I worked in a bar and would just run my own collection through the sound system on shuffle.

These are my underwhelming celebrity run-in stories.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Motherfuckers banned Rimworld and it's been pulled from Steam. Assholes.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

MikeJF posted:

Motherfuckers banned Rimworld and it's been pulled from Steam. Assholes.

what the gently caress

ili
Jul 26, 2003


gently caress, for real? That's fucken hosed ay mate.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just look at this filth:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MikeJF posted:

Motherfuckers banned Rimworld and it's been pulled from Steam. Assholes.

Meanwhile here I am playing HItman 3 in VR, watching the life slowly fade from someone's eyes as I strangle them unconscious and take their clothes so I can go murder someone else.

And then going on an outrageously-violent killing spree through a crowded public setting full of innocent NPC's if I get caught in the act.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




sex, drug misuse or addiction, crime, cruelty, violence or revolting or abhorrent phenomena in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults to the extent that they should not be classified

If you already own it it's okay but steam won't sell any new copies. No idea if you'll be able to buy any new DLC that comes out. gently caress this backwards rating board.

Devs are still kinda confused

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Mar 5, 2022

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Today I spent a good 6 hours playing Elden Ring, a game in which a nightmare amalgam of severed and stitched-together limbs is the first real opponent you encounter.

How the gently caress did the classification board even get deep enough in the paint to find and interpret the weird stuff in Rimworld?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




they probably just googled 'worst stuff you can do in rimworld'

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Just look at this filth:



To be fair I see a geothermal vent without a power generator on it and that's unconscionable

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Full of piss and waiting for a kebab. This is purgatory

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

American Dad posted:

You see him shuffling off this mortal coil yet?

He looks like absolute poo poo

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
It's pissing down.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Just did an early morning bike ride

Fairly certain I passed caredresser sleeping rough in the city

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
went to Wests last night and had the best steak i've had in probably two or three years

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
gently caress, thought I was in the clear and woken up feeling like fucken weird.

Kinda like simultaneously coming up and coming down from some lovely drug at the same time.

WTF. Would not recommend. Wear your loving mask.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:



Felt a bit off at work yesty, got a wee cough going. Figured a week and a half of being rained on was taking its toll. RAT after work came up negative, but told the boss I was taking today off anyway to rest.


At some point last night I woke up shaking, I was FREEZING. I grabbed my doonah from the cupboard and went back to bed.
Woke up feeling like I was in a furnace a few times, but I wasn't sweating. Had a lot of water, would instantly start shivering once I got out of bed. It was wild.

This morning was feeling ok, temperature normal. Can still taste, do another RAT and come up with a very faint positive.

Well, off to RPA.

Had these almost same symptoms. I blame the floods.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Landslide at Katoomba has taken out half a road.

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Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Lolie posted:

Landslide at Katoomba has taken out half a road.

Its just a road that heads into the bush so it won't get fixed for ages. They still haven't fixed the landslide between katoomba and leura that happened in 2020

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