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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Not exactly news. (Or maybe I've just had pervert doctors all these years?)

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Not exactly news. (Or maybe I've just had pervert doctors all these years?)

The doctor’s not supposed to help you do it 21 times a month.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cartoon Man posted:

The doctor’s not supposed to help you do it 21 times a month.

Sorry about the poor quality of doctors available to you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cartoon Man posted:

The doctor’s not supposed to help you do it 21 times a month.

American healthcare, "best in the world", huh? :rolleyes:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Fap Frantically February

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Wait, it's masturbating frequently that helps? Dammit, I've just been having tons of sex! Welp, guess it's bum cancer for me.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

gleebster posted:

It's a good thing I'm reading this close to the beginning of the month.

Yeah, you should probably stop now so you don't go too far past that number.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Masturbate Monotonously March

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/status/1499223792924897288

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

dril_shirt.tweet

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Reading this like it's Tommy Wiseau.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
It was a gift for services rendered

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1499233804061401096

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/Record_Sport/status/1499335696225603584?t=AawuCEqShJXYLSXS98rP8A&s=19

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/MacAodhagainS/status/1499340728211841025?t=3NYrqdltFq8SBs-jdunIGQ&s=19

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

And here I thought Germany was a sausage fest.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

gleebster posted:

It's a good thing I'm reading this close to the beginning of the month.

Yeah, I don't want to forget until March 31 and then have to crank it 31 times in 12 hours or so.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Yeah, I don't want to forget until March 31 and then have to crank it 31 times in 12 hours or so.

Thats quitter talk.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

American healthcare, "best in the world", huh? :rolleyes:

Only for those who can afford it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1499309380650651649

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Not exactly news. (Or maybe I've just had pervert doctors all these years?)
It's been reported several times before. https://www.healthline.com/health/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer

Even back to 2009, where it was noted as helpful only in men over 50, but correlated with increased risk in younger men.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Milo and POTUS posted:

Only for those who can afford it

As someone with platinum insurance, not even then. I mean, :patriot: heart transplants are great, but getting care for chronic health poo poo means long waits and lots of :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

It's been reported several times before. https://www.healthline.com/health/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer

Even back to 2009, where it was noted as helpful only in men over 50, but correlated with increased risk in younger men.

I just remembered a guy I know who had a patient with I think some sort of dick or bladder infection? And apparently - along with medication - ejaculating a lot also helps with that (I guess cleans the pipes IDK I'm not a dick or bladder) but he had to advise the patient by gestures because they were a Yugoslavian refugee and didn't speak any Finnish, Swedish, or English. :fap::gizz: And the patient got mad and stormed out.

e: He didn't gesture with his penis.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaoZfzQYwao

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1498755979470688259

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Looks like someone wrote an actual article about SAs favourite topic, Woods porn

https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1499673617029902341?t=qZQAAUVvcVLHIIaVFOofQA&s=19

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Love the music
Aroused by the message

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

But I don’t like sex or masturbation


Lawyer argues homicide charge against 'Silly the Clown' should be dismissed
:stare:

Gertrude Perkins
May 1, 2010

Gun Snake

dont talk to gun snake

Drops: human teeth

Aw, not available in my region. Is the article interesting past the headline?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



information about silly the clown is covered under GDPR article 21

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Gertrude Perkins posted:

Aw, not available in my region. Is the article interesting past the headline?

Maybe this one will work:

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending...DMAH3UVFWCKCUM/

The basic summary is that a dude who is a repeat violent offender is being charged now with the death of his infant daughter, which occurred in 1991. He had been suspected at the time, but since both he and his then wife refused to talk with police, no charges were brought.

Plus, he is a professional clown well known for performing at children’s parties and big events at the local zoo and other public spaces. :smith:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



well i wish you hadnt shared that. i will pretend its just a dumb story instead of horrible

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1499468307174408195

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Could we have prevented all those sexual predation acts by just bribing him with milk duds?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand posted:

Could we have prevented all those sexual predation acts by just bribing him with milk duds?

would that i'twere so simple

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Ah, Katie. Nice girl. Bit tired.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

3D Megadoodoo posted:

e: He didn't gesture with his penis.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1499923409811218436

quote:

One Russian couple who make videos for Pornhub and goes by the name bisexcouplefamilyfree spoke out in protest with a video statement four days ago. The couple, which normally posts short, point-of-view videos with titles like “Dank warm sperm in the car,” sit side by side, fully clothed and speak gravely about their opposition to the war, explaining that they are hurt and ashamed when they see what the Russian government is doing.

“In the eyes of the whole world, our country now looks like an aggressor through the fault of our authorities. The only thing we can do now is not to be silent and express our opinion,” they say in Russian.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Hel posted:

Looks like someone wrote an actual article about SAs favourite topic, Woods porn

https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1499673617029902341?t=qZQAAUVvcVLHIIaVFOofQA&s=19

That was really interesting, thanks

I can still remember the Woodland Fiesta Haul of '92

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all




"Yo, magna-carta's about to be signed, get rid of that woodcut!"

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