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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread
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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


 :toot:

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
YES! DJFHFJJWKICBEJFB

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

 Jase won

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Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!
king poo poo

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

gently caress.

Greg.

Hardy.

HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 Beautiful, champ.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 loving awesome! Congrats Jase!

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
BUY THAT WIFE A MAYBACH BABY

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canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!
DO IT FOR JASE

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 This is absolutely magical.

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
 get it in 5s and make them bring a dumptruck

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 loving hell yeah congrats boss

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



 gently caress cancer, gently caress greg hardy, and long live jase1.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
 In hospital right now watching while blasted on dilaudid (gently caress a pancreas) and just won following our sage Jase1. Also Greg Hardy did indeed get hosed.

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Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
jase1 forever, love you man

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DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
You made more for that win than Spivac did and also gently caress Greg Hardy

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
 greg hardy blasted by Sergey Spivak harder than our class got it from Michael Spivak's Calculus on Manifolds

DannoMack posted:

You made more for that win than Spivac did and also gently caress Greg Hardy
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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








 had to look up what & how much a maybach is and lmao well then

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

 can i have 100 dollars

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
First of all, I am so happy he just up and beat that poo poo out of Hardy. That was very satisfying My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest. Monday Morning I am going to the dealer and ordering my wife her new car and she has no clue.
FUCKKKK that felt good. I still cant calm down or think straight right now. The sweat on that much money being gambled is unreal. I can't even really explain the range of emotions.

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Fcdts26
Mar 18, 2009
 I’ve been telling my group about your bets and we always tail. This one was definitely special.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Tweak posted:

had to look up what & how much a maybach is and lmao well then

i almost backed into one leaving work once and i had never been more terrified

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

jase1 posted:

First of all, I am so happy he just up and beat that poo poo out of Hardy. That was very satisfying My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest. Monday Morning I am going to the dealer and ordering my wife her new car and she has no clue.
FUCKKKK that felt good. I still cant calm down or think straight right now. The sweat on that much money being gambled is unreal. I can't even really explain the range of emotions.
you lived more on this one bet than most of us will our entire lives :lol:

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

 i won 2 bux :cool:

holy poo poo! jase!

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I use to always think I could handle any sized bet but I learned tonight that I can't handle that much money on the line. I am still hosed amped up like I did an 8ball of coke.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
jase, you're a legend, i hope mrs. jase enjoys her maybach.

beat cancer again now.

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

jase1 posted:

I use to always think I could handle any sized bet but I learned tonight that I can't handle that much money on the line. I am still hosed amped up like I did an 8ball of coke.
Cheer like you just killed Bin Laden, dude. RIP your bookie.

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Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
 Congrats Jase, only one fight down and it feels like we just saw the main event.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

jase1 posted:

First of all, I am so happy he just up and beat that poo poo out of Hardy. That was very satisfying My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest. Monday Morning I am going to the dealer and ordering my wife her new car and she has no clue.
FUCKKKK that felt good. I still cant calm down or think straight right now. The sweat on that much money being gambled is unreal. I can't even really explain the range of emotions.

I care more about you winning than I did with my own money on the line, hell yeah Jase

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 It is a great achievement to buy a maybach on.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jase1 posted:

Monday Morning I am going to the dealer and ordering my wife her new car and she has no clue.

Hell yes! Also goddamn that's a pretty car :stare:

Beat cancer's rear end, Jase!

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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
gently caress yes!!

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

Edson Barboza vs Bryce Mitchell
$5 on Barboza @ +140 to win $12

my betting strategy of "wow this guy I've seen a ton of who's probably on the back 9 of his career is facing an up and comer and the old guy is a dog, better bet on the old guy"

...is not working so well lol

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

my betting strategy of "wow this guy I've seen a ton of who's probably on the back 9 of his career is facing an up and comer and the old guy is a dog, better bet on the old guy"

...is not working so well lol

There's levels to this stuff and this is a big step up and

Oh..

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

 Congrats on the win, glad we had the right title already

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


 Jase, you are one of the greatest posters this forum, or any forum, has ever seen. Thank you for all you've given us over the years, and congratulations on another big win.

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!

jase1 posted:

It would be funny if my final bet on here caused all the goons to lose living up to the original name of the thread. Don’t bet in MMA.

I purposely slept all day today so I can stay awake for this fight and event. Let me tell you the sweat is unreal right now. I always told my self if I bet my whole bankroll and lost I would stop gambling. So if somehow I survive this cancer and lose I’m gonna be loving pissed off if I can’t gamble. The good things is a degenerate never keeps his word anyways.

Thanks for all the support I hope Hardy gets his face kicked in and never fights again.

I feel some small pride in having suggested this fight in the first place. gently caress Hardy I’m glad he’s dead

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i haven't gambled on sports for a few years but i haven't been so amped for a fight since lawler beat rory and i had 500 riding on it. thanks jase. i was able to relive the absolute anxiety and ecstasy.

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
https://twitter.com/MirrorFighting/status/1500387981252710401
He should have taken betting advise from Jase

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