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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Sounds like they work at a college cafeteria - if it's actually run by the school and not outsourced to Aramark, it's entirely possible that the wages there are top 5% for the industry. Same how hotel jobs are (generally) unglamorous, but very reliable work for very decent wages and a solid work environment.

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Animal-Mother posted:

I'm probably at the best-paying culinary job in the county. I will look around though, now that you mention it.

Like yeah i get it if you need the money but like, i strongly cheer you on looking around haha

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Shooting Blanks posted:

Sounds like they work at a college cafeteria

Yup. And I'm in fuckin' AFSCME. The Amalgamated Federalization... hey, I don't know what the gently caress it means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Animal-Mother posted:

Yup. And I'm in fuckin' AFSCME. The Amalgamated Federalization... hey, I don't know what the gently caress it means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

Don't AFSCME :shrug:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Vorenus
Jul 14, 2013
We just had a cook who, presumably due to COVID/staffing, got away with months of being a massive rear end in a top hat while consistently loving up orders. Apparently the lack of consequences for this behavior led him to believe that he could get away with picking up a very petite female coworker in a bear hug and kissing her on the neck.

He was walked out within the hour.

Good riddance, rear end in a top hat. :)

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


When he picked her up, would you describe her as “wanting to get down”?


Did he have a dog?

Vorenus
Jul 14, 2013
Thank you for reminding me of that whole bit. I can't even remember what the poster's name was, but I do remember the face spasms between laughter and cringing every time I read his posts.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Oh gently caress I remember that guy, he was a server at a seaside tourist trap and kept posting stories about how cool and awesome he was but in all his stories he was a piece of poo poo that sucked

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Uggg I have to re-up my servesafe certification but they won't just let me take the exam so now I am sitting through the online course at home
and it's corny as hell.

I have a timer running making sure I'm getting paid for this bullshit.

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Vorenus posted:

Thank you for reminding me of that whole bit. I can't even remember what the poster's name was, but I do remember the face spasms between laughter and cringing every time I read his posts.

A Man and His Dog, also very active on the football forum. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=205844

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Yeah, add stuff to my menu right before we open, very cool, thanks. :newfap:

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Hey goons, I need some advice.

For those of you who don't know me (I haven't posted much in awhile) I like to describe myself as your stereotypical 40-year-old waitress, but my career has been a lot more than that! I have a culinary degree and have been working in the industry since I was 16 in various capacities from manager to executive chef to pizza delivery drone.

I'm planning a move with my partner to the Charlottesville, VA area in the next year. I'll be buying a house. We currently live in the suburbs of Atlanta, GA where I work as a fine dining server in a nice little European bistro.

I just got off the phone with my loan officer, and basically what I'm going to need is an unconditional offer letter with sufficient salary from a VA employer within 60 days of closing. My original plan was to go up to VA and live with my mother-in-law for about a month while I close on a house and find a new fine dining serving gig. That might still work, but the bank is really looking for a salary guarantee and the tipped min wage in VA is $2.13 so that's a barrier.

What I'm looking for is tips and connections about breaking into working as a beer/wine/liquor rep. I have a lot of wine/cocktail knowledge (less so about beer) and think it might be a good fit. I have to take a job in something foodservice-adjacent to show continuous employment within the industry. I took a couple years off recently to be a full-time student, and that's hurt me a lot on my mortgage app since it looks like I've only worked in foodservice for less than two years, despite literal decades of experience. The loan officer agreed that I have the money for the mortgage that I budgeted, it's just a matter of proving it, and securing proof of future income.

Any tips and leads are much appreciated. If you want to know more about me and my experience before hooking me up with your contacts, just hit my DMs or ask here. I'm an open book. I'm open to working BOH again but I'd kind of rather not. I'm just not a stellar line cook. I do best on fine garde manger and there's not a lot of call for that outside large hotels. I would consider FOH management at an established restaurant or hotel, but I'm really more of a product person instead of a people manager. I've worked in FOH management before and it's fine, but it's not my first choice. However, I can't afford to be too picky so any foodservice job with a decent base salary will work. I can always change jobs later.

UVA is a big employer in the area so I'll be looking at them.

But mostly I'd like to draw on everyone's wisdom on how best to proceed, specifically on how to approach distributors for a job as a rep after a long career in the industry. Thanks in advance!

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Hey, I got pinged in a goon discord I'm in to offer up my perspective on working distro/b2b alcohol sales, and while I can't give specifics on selling in VA, I'm more than happy to broadly give my thoughts. I've been working in craft beer sales since 2017, at various points interfacing with distributors as a retailer, working sales for a distributor, working in brewery operations and B2B sales for a self-distributed brewery, mostly in the NYC area, and now in the Pacific Northwest.

In terms of getting in, from what I read of your background, you could safely cold call most major distributors in your area and expect to get an interview if not an offer for any Sales Rep position that they happen to have open. Moreso if you have had any buying experience/beverage program management or really any level of decision making about how alcohol is sold at any place you've worked. These are entry level positions, with low base pay and high commission, so the burden of risk on the employer is fairly low.

However, that kind of buries the lede; who are the major distributors in your area? Maybe you know, maybe you don't. I have no idea what VA is like, but usually there's 2-4 large distributors in a metropolitan area that will carry the lion's share of business (AB In-Bev, Coors, Heineken, Guinness, etc, - and all of those big boys are likely going to be mutually exclusive between distributors). After that, depending on how lively the industry is in your locality, there's probably 5-10 smaller distributors, which have some niche focus, like carrying only locally made brands, only bringing in sexy cool beers at a hyperrotational level, or carrying the bulk of a specialty importer's book. Then, depending on your local laws, you may have a similar number of self-distributed ventures. Caveat on my advice here; I am really specifically talking about beer. Wine, as I understand it, can have a similar structure but is typically its own weird thing, especially if you're near a wine-producing area. Spirits are the wild west to me, but in my experience, it's a much more consolidated distribution environment, with monolithic companies like Southern operating in virtually every state as near monopolies. Sometimes due to local liquor law, there's really very limited distribution rights, as the state may be the primary importer/seller of liquor. You can thank Prohibition for all these byzantine state-by-state laws!

How do you find out who are the players in your area? The two easiest routes are googling to figure out who distributes [x] brand that you're already aware of, and talking to people in the industry. Ask any local bartender friends you have. Go to a bottle shop in your area with the largest selection of beer you know of, and ask them for a rundown of distributors. Find out who they "like" working with, and (more likely) who they hate working with, and who they won't work with, and why. Take everything with a grain of salt, especially if it's personal things like "oh the guy who runs the company is a jerk." (spoiler alert; it's the alcohol industry. On a long enough timeline, and with enough booze, most people say and do jerk things when they drink). Sexual harassment, on the other hand, I would pay closer attention to and if you hear that sort of thing getting aired in public, steer clear. The other big red flags to look out for are "their rep is constantly changing" and "they never get orders right/beer is out of code/etc," as those will mean that the distro is overworking their sales reps to the point of burnout and they're a mess logistically (which translates to a mess for you as a sales rep, because guess who handles angry buyers at 7am on a Friday who didn't get the kegs they ordered?).

Once you have that knowledge in hand you can make more informed decisions on who to approach. Insomuch as picking someone you want to be selling for, I would recommend that you go for a company with a product you can see yourself selling. 95% of the job is convincing people that they should be buying your product and not someone else's, and most of the time, they already have a competitor brand in-house. If you have a book with products you think you can sell, you'll be making your life easier. At least, that's my personal experience.

Other considerations that I would have liked to have had spelled out for me when I started in distro -- off-prem versus on-prem. In my experience, off-prem work is much earlier in the day, involves way more physical labor (manually stocking, merchandising and receiving orders for accounts, often on a time crunch as you may be chasing your delivery truck around), but it can be a hell of a lot more lucrative, depending on commission structure, especially once COVID hit and off-prem sales sky-rocketed. On-prem is way more chill, far less dependent on start time - after all, you're typically making sales calls in person at bars and restaurants, and very few of those are open before noon. That means that late nights are a common occurrence. It's also a lot more relationship building, ego stroking, etc etc. There's pros and cons to both, and it's very much personality suited.

Brand-specific rep positions are a separate thing, and are generally not entry-level. Brands ideally want people who already have networks and experience in-market, which they can immediately tap into and translate into sales. At the very least, they want people with experience working on the distributor side, who are broadly ready-to-roll with minimal training.

That's my two cents. Hope it's helpful. Happy to answer any other questions and wish you luck in your search!

ps my personal advice would be to find someone who has alcohol alternatives/health-focused stuff (non-alc, CBD, kombucha, etc.) in their book, especially if you're only doing this for the short term. There's a lot of room to grow in those segments, and beer/wine/liquor are highly competitive.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Bayham Badger posted:

Amazing info


Thanks so much for this! It's a great place to start and gives me some talking points. I'm sure I'll have some follow-up questions once I start applying.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
Re: distributor work. That’s all *excellent* advice.

Your major distributors are Republic National Distributing Company and Southern Glazier’s Wine and Spirits. With Fine Dining & Kitchen experience, you may be more well versed on wine than you even know- spirits will vary widely, but it’s the ability to talk to people that matters most in sales.

Please feel free to hit me on the DM and I can help you with making your resume distributor friendly.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Talk about being a liqour rep reminded me of the worst attempt at being a rep I've ever been a part of. Waited on two people at a diner trying to get the restaurant to add a siracha infused ketchup to the normal condiments. Manager obviously didn't want to talk to them right at that moment because they were doing something else. They left a sample and a business card and a 10% tip. As I left I told the manager "don't call them, they left a 10% tip" she shrugged and said I could take the sample if I wanted.

Like, I don't think there was any chance in hell of the manager adding a new condiment to the tables, we had ketchup and two different hot sauces on the table already, why would we also have ketchup mixed with hot sauce. But seriously, tipping less than 20% when you're trying to get a restaurant to buy your product?

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Maybe it wasn't actually a rep for that brand :twisted:

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



bloody ghost titty posted:

Re: distributor work. That’s all *excellent* advice.

Your major distributors are Republic National Distributing Company and Southern Glazier’s Wine and Spirits. With Fine Dining & Kitchen experience, you may be more well versed on wine than you even know- spirits will vary widely, but it’s the ability to talk to people that matters most in sales.

Please feel free to hit me on the DM and I can help you with making your resume distributor friendly.

Oh I'll definitely take you up on that. My resume is a bit of a mess after a decade as a military spouse and all the moving around that entails. My wine knowledge is actually pretty good- it's a bit of a hobby of mine and I've been wine tasting with my dad since before I was strictly legal. I don't have the palate to be a sommelier, but I can sus out beyond just the basics.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Skwirl posted:

Talk about being a liqour rep reminded me of the worst attempt at being a rep I've ever been a part of. Waited on two people at a diner trying to get the restaurant to add a siracha infused ketchup to the normal condiments. Manager obviously didn't want to talk to them right at that moment because they were doing something else. They left a sample and a business card and a 10% tip. As I left I told the manager "don't call them, they left a 10% tip" she shrugged and said I could take the sample if I wanted.

Like, I don't think there was any chance in hell of the manager adding a new condiment to the tables, we had ketchup and two different hot sauces on the table already, why would we also have ketchup mixed with hot sauce. But seriously, tipping less than 20% when you're trying to get a restaurant to buy your product?

Paging the r/relationships thread for the real life artisanal ketchup sales pitch:

AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup?

quote:

My friend, Zoltar (fake name), has been obsessed with ketchup ever since I met him. He is always trying out different recipes to make his own ketchup and getting me and all our friends to try them. Recently he made "his best ketchup yet". I tried it. It wasn't bad. It was ketchup. Now he has decided he is "finally going to break into the ketchup game."

He is convinced he is going to launch his own ketchup company and grow it to be one of the top providers of ketchup in the US. He literally has a photo of Heinz ketchup on a dartboard. He throws darts at it and mutters things like "I'm coming for YOU".

Anyways he has a scheme he wants me and others to participate in. Essentially it involves us all going to a restaurant, sitting at different tables, and enacting lines from a scene he wrote that will culminate in all of us trying and loving his ketchup and convincing the manager to buy it. He wants us all to memorize lines.

The gist of it is one guy is supposed to call over a waitress and say he likes the french fries, but hates the ketchup. I am supposed to lean over (from another table) and say "Sorry to butt in, hah hah, but I have to agree. I'm tired of this old fashioned, factory produced ketchup. Where's the real tomato flavor?" After a few other people do this, my friend is going to say "You guys won't believe this, but I'm a ketchup chef, and I have a few samples. Would you want to give it a shot?"

At this point everyone is supposed to try the ketchup and act astounded by it and basically all exclaim it is the best ketchup they ever had. I am supposed to stand up on my table and "make a trumpet sound effect" and then yell to the entire restaurant "We have the best ketchup ever made over here! Everyone come on over!"

One of the other people is supposed to get the manager of the place over and we are all supposed to try to convince him or her to buy an order of my friends ketchup. He is going to act "surprised and embarrassed" and try to tell us to "stop putting this poor guy on the spot" in regards to the manager. He then assumes he will make a "huge sale". Then he wants to do this same "operation" at other places in town.

I told him no way am I doing this. I hate public speaking/acting and having attention focused on me, also the idea is just so loving dumb and crazy to me. I told him that straight up. He acted offended and said I am "ruining his dreams."

I am astounded by this but some of my friends agree and think he is showing "hustle" and that we should all help him launch his ketchup business. Aside from his ketchup obsession Zoltar is one of my best friends but it seems our friendship is being ruined. A lot of people are telling me I am a jerk for going against his dream and not helping out.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lol people have been coming for the Heinz crown for a century now, ketchup is the hardest condiment to break into.

If he had some custom blend of mustard he'd have a better shot.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Just mix a little sriracha in some heinz and boom, you got the best ketchup in the world.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

Tunicate posted:

Lol people have been coming for the Heinz crown for a century now, ketchup is the hardest condiment to break into.

If he had some custom blend of mustard he'd have a better shot.

Yup. Anyone trying to compete with Heinz is a fool. Beyond just marketing budget, brand name recognition, and habit, there just isn't an audience of people out there thinking "Man, this Heinz ketchup is so bleh, I wish someone would come out with a better version!". Heinz IS ketchup now. Deep down, it IS what people WANT ketchup to taste like. It is literally not possible to come up with a better mass market ketchup because if it doesn't taste like Heinz, it does not taste like great ketchup.

Upstarts like Sir Kensington stick around as a niche product for a while because food snobs like me WANT to want something that's not so mass market and corporate like Heinz, but in the end, we do. I made it through two bottles which were not terrible, before admitting to myself Heinz is what I wanted. Hunt's and the other big-ish name brands stick around because they are cheaper and/or have distribution deals with suppliers.

Edit: Obviously just talking about tomato ketchup here. There's totally room for other ketchups, and I would love mushroom, or banana ketchup especially to break into the main stream.

Doom Rooster fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Mar 9, 2022

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Whataburger ketchup has squeezed onto shelves at grocery stores

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008

Pillbug

Democratic Pirate posted:

Whataburger ketchup has squeezed onto shelves at grocery stores

True. "Spicy" ketchup is the draw, and it's different enough that as a native Texan I keep a bottle around.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Today a new place in town sent an email to their staff saying that, effective immediately, servers will have their pay docked for mistakes that caused food to be sent back. It was posted to social media and this place is getting ripped to shreds. As it turns out, aside from being a dick move it's also illegal in our province since the labor code explicitly states that wages cannot be withheld or docked due to mistakes or poor workmanship.

They just posted an apology on their Facebook page, and that too is getting ripped to shreds. They're blaming it on being a new place, but the owners are experienced owners with several other places in the same town.

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

I like Hunt's better than Heinz, i think it has better tomato flavor and less acidity :shrug:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

number 1 snake fan posted:

I like Hunt's better than Heinz, i think it has better tomato flavor and less acidity :shrug:

I don't think anyone was claiming Heinz is objectively the best ketchup, just that the only way companies like Hunt's can exist in a space so dominated by Heinz is because it's cheaper. The bulk orders companies like Hunt's needs would dry the gently caress up if they were the same price or more than Heinz.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Heinz's managed to piss off a lot of Canadians and French's (they also make ketchup) has taken a firm grip on the wallets of the ketchup-minded savvy Canadian consumer.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

angerbeet posted:

Heinz's managed to piss off a lot of Canadians and French's (they also make ketchup) has taken a firm grip on the wallets of the ketchup-minded savvy Canadian consumer.

How did Heinz piss off a bunch of Canadians? Did they have an advertising campaign making fun of poutine or something?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
was it the 'mayochup' debacle

unknown
Nov 16, 2002
Ain't got no stinking title yet!


Skwirl posted:

How did Heinz piss off a bunch of Canadians? Did they have an advertising campaign making fun of poutine or something?

They closed their ketchup making plant in Leamington Ontario and told all the farmers to screw off and ship to their plant in the States leaving a lot of farms in trouble.

They proceeded to sell the plant to French's as they didn't need it any more, and French's then just bought all the same tomatoes from the farmers and made everything the same.

Social media/advertising took over with a 'buy local' type of thing, as it's the same tomatoes, same plant, etc.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

angerbeet posted:

Heinz's managed to piss off a lot of Canadians and French's (they also make ketchup) has taken a firm grip on the wallets of the ketchup-minded savvy Canadian consumer.

well yeah in Ontario half the ketchup has to be French's

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Thats's weird because I consider ketchup British for no reason.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

Thats's weird because I consider ketchup British for no reason.

Maybe some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u_FejNuks

Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer
Leamington has a long, LONG history with regards to tomatoes and Heinz production, to the point that there's a Stompin' Tom song that was basically an ode to Heinz ketchup from Leamington -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo


So a real kick in the teeth for them to say 'gently caress off, we're gonna do it cheaper - in the STATES!'

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I remember when I first read that ketchup chef post a while ago and I still think about it sometimes and laugh.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I guarantee that his ketchup isn't shelf stable, which makes the fact that he has multiple samples on his person even funnier. Imagine getting arrested and them just pulling pouches of warm, rancid ketchup out of your pockets.

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I guarantee that his ketchup isn't shelf stable, which makes the fact that he has multiple samples on his person even funnier. Imagine getting arrested and them just pulling pouches of warm, rancid ketchup out of your pockets.

"BUT OFFICER, THIS KETCHUP IS MY BEST BATCH YET! YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THE HUSTLE!"

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