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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

His dad's rich so he's pretty much fully qualified

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
“Beige skins matter” just when I thought i couldn’t be more entergaged
:ughh:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Off-white lives matters

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
orange fur matters

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

GarfieldEats has a Wikipedia page and it is very lacking in details but was probably written by Nathen.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1503772937987530754

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Darshan!!!!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I am so loving excited for this documentary, we should have a watch party when it comes out

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I'm ready for this doc

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

It's surely going to change the face of documentaries about comic-character-themed restaurant ex-owners.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
#truth

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Elephant Ambush posted:

orange fur matters

Let’s not forget about his brown stripes. :crossarms:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Oh my god this is going to be better than I even imagined

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Rewound it to make sure it was actually the video that had the music cut out with an audible crackle before coming back several seconds later, then loled.

I am entergaged.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
Nathan is trying to pivot to skincare products in his spare time …

the last thing I want to put on my face is farm2plate

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
#lipfood

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

wynott dunn posted:

Nathan is trying to pivot to skincare products in his spare time …

the last thing I want to put on my face is farm2plate

Garfacial

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
araboliation

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

araboliation

Exfoligaged

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I am so loving excited for this documentary, we should have a watch party when it comes out

Maybe with our own Discord server?

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I'm content to just live-post in this thread, but whatever

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Why is he behind the suit? What is he doing back there? Is someone wearing the suit? I am very confused.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I'm content to just live-post in this thread, but whatever

Yeah, that come to think of it that would be preferable.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

He was making a "new" "app"???


THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!


He paid two people to kiss a robot.


I wish him all the luck in the world.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
TRY-UPS, NOT START-UPS

I love when Nathan creates new words

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
"Try" is such a bad word for anything he wants to accomplish here. Accurate, perhaps, though

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

#books

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CapitalShimmeringAvians-mobile.mp4

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


Mneow!

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

"Try-up while punching-down! Try-down drinking the punch-up! Punch all the way through the heart of hooman capital!" Nathan's waving a wet paperback standing on the sidewalk where his store used to be, now completely gutted save for the crooked lease sign hanging inside the window. He's wearing nothing but a headless Garfield suit caked in mud and road salt which weeks ago he managed to pilfer from Nick's offices through the fire escape after initially escorted out by security. "You think you are an entrepreneur who embraces the entrepreneurship... but does the entrepreneurship embrace you back? If there mutual 1-on-1 building of social media... Liabilities! Assets! It's all endemic like lasagna without the secret sauce! Know the truth behind the Orange Sauce! Ask me how I got back from the other side of ~hustlership vaaale~. I've seen visionaries read #books of GROWN-UP knowledge & wisdom so embrace our #visionmoments and meet me at the pearly gates of Entergagement Capital!" A passerby on the way to donate to the homeless shelter across the street throws a loonie at Garfield man's feet.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Garfric the Grafted

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
Nathen Mazri is back baby. He's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do-up or do-not-up. there is no try-up

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Matlack Radio posted:

He was making a "new" "app"???


THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!


He paid two people to kiss a robot.


I wish him all the luck in the world.



Nathen is one of those millionaire failsons who keep trying to start their own successful business, it was only a matter of time until he he came up with another venture after the last one crashed and burn.

It also help that his arab father is giving plenty of money to literally "Go be gay somewhere else".

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you're misremembering, nathen is famously, achingly celibate

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I’m only here for the celibacy. If we’re not doing that anymore please let me know so I can leave.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mozi posted:

you're misremembering, nathen is famously, achingly celibate

The first power celibate, in fact.

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