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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

No plans for fungable tokens
Wtf, do you even know what words mean

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

HootTheOwl posted:

No plans for fungable tokens
Wtf, do you even know what words mean

When it comes to NFTs, no one hocking them does.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


This came up on my Facebook feed, and, like, what in the flaming making GBS threads gently caress am I reading?





It has a pretty comprehensive website and numerous social feed links on its Linktree as well. Someone has put a lot of effort into whatever the hell this is.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The appropriate reaction is I believe a meme of Peter Griffin on his couch, and the caption 'Ah sweet, a schizo thread'.

Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Mar 6, 2022

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Say what you will about coiners, but they clearly have access to the good drugs.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol at coiners re-inventing timecube.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

War bonds but each bond sold burns down a few acres of unrelated forest

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Gutcruncher posted:

War bonds but each bond sold burns down a few acres of unrelated forest

Are you sure that's not normal USA war bonds?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

'Real capitalism has never been tried' and all that.

A real running theme that they assume property rights are a law of physics and in general don't, and actively refuse to, understand that property and money are social constructs that only exist as long as they are enforced.
I feel like this was solved a decade ago with biological thresholds.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

zedprime posted:

I feel like this was solved a decade ago with biological thresholds.



Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Fucken lmao is that one of those gas cooker lighters?

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Solar Tornado posted:


War NFTs are the hot new thing

Burnt Russians grot club.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Durzel posted:

Fucken lmao is that one of those gas cooker lighters?

Extra length for safety!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

The fake tattoo is brilliant. It isn’t even sharpied on, but MS Painted on

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/tainkirrahe/status/1500881175744811010

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


A dating app with a 100% male to female ratio that's just a scam for losers with too much money? I never thought I'd see the day.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


this is just the website version of Jeffrey Epstein's private plane

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

That nearly in tears expression of the pink monkey looks very realistic.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Even women in crypto don't want to date crypto bros.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/impliedChoppy/status/1500883927812251650

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





if the app was on the blockchain you don't have to worry about age of consent restrictions.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
imagine what a face to face date with someone off that site would look like...just imagine the type of person who's buying/bragging about NFTs. horrid.

also at the end of the date when they try and pay in crypto and they find out they've gotten rug pulled and it's like a pickle rick style meltdown in tacobell.

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

This came up on my Facebook feed, and, like, what in the flaming making GBS threads gently caress am I reading?





It has a pretty comprehensive website and numerous social feed links on its Linktree as well. Someone has put a lot of effort into whatever the hell this is.

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.


i hope those devs bought those apes and will update the screenshots in the app store if they ever sell them otherwise they're just right click mentality

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery
What if you're dating someone, and your ape gets stolen, is the thief now dating them?

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

El Spamo posted:

What if you're dating someone, and your ape gets stolen, is the thief now dating them?

Actual cryptobros seem very fungible, so this is probably okay.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

El Spamo posted:

What if you're dating someone, and your ape gets stolen, is the thief now dating them?

Yes. Code is law.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Sorry bitch *drops a fake NFT in your wallet that steals your house, car, and girlfriend*

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Do they split the check based on the value of their monkey jpeg?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mad Dragon posted:

Do they split the check based on the value of their monkey jpeg?

What happens if there is a crash in value during the date? Who pays then?

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I fell in love with a girl
I fell in love with her monkey NFT
she's all over the world
But sometimes her value can be so misleading

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

please don't sing dragula

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Hello Sailor posted:

please don't sing dragula
broke i am the one
all my apes are gone
lost them in a hack
help me get them back

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

buy all the pictures and cry through the ditches
i scam but i lost all my NFTs

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Gazpacho posted:

broke i am the one
all my apes are gone
lost them in a hack
help me get them back

:pusheen::pusheen::pusheen::pusheen::pusheen:

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i am very smart
i am not a mark
bored aardvark was sent
smart contracts were bent
i had the best ape
wearing Nazi cape
thought airdrop godsend
now i have no friend

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Gazpacho posted:

broke i am the one
all my apes are gone
lost them in a hack
help me get them back

goldmine

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lets talk about pogs baby
Lets talk about NFTs
Lets talk about all the minting
and how to pay the gas fee

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