[Cyberpunk] Artificial turf is giving kids cancer.

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RudeCat: Aug 7, 2012; The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

Cup Runneth Over posted:

posting on the page before it's gone

# ? Mar 9, 2022 02:28

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

RudeCat posted:

owned

# ? Mar 9, 2022 02:32

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

tokin opposition posted:

If you eat poorly and never exercise you can be one of the first to go

finally, something goes my way

# ? Mar 9, 2022 06:22

RudeCat: Aug 7, 2012; The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

Inceltown posted:

owned

It was perfect

# ? Mar 9, 2022 08:49

Failson: Sep 2, 2018; Fun Shoe

ekuNNN posted:

Looks pretty dangerous, I hope this "E Mail" never happens.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 18:21

cat botherer: Jan 6, 2022; I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Failson posted:

Looks pretty dangerous, I hope this "E Mail" never happens.

It is a huge pile of poo poo, which is basically the reason people build even bigger piles of poo poo in futile attempts to replace it.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 18:23

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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ekuNNN posted:

i ejaculate like this as well, glad to know i'm not alone

# ? Mar 9, 2022 19:18

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

tokin opposition posted:

i ejaculate like this as well, glad to know i'm not alone

oh so that�s what the �e� stands for

# ? Mar 9, 2022 19:56

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c

dymo putting drm in printer paper rofl, the corporate responses are incredible

# ? Mar 9, 2022 21:39

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

30.5 Days posted:

Desperately searching for a future where I don't burn to death and coming up short

been reading the fifth dune book and the main threat in that one is super hot ladies who are so good at loving they turn men into slaves. im looking foward to that

# ? Mar 9, 2022 21:41

atelier morgan: Mar 11, 2003; super-scientific, ultra-gay; Lipstick Apathy

Failson posted:

Looks pretty dangerous, I hope this "E Mail" never happens.

turns out it didn't lmao

# ? Mar 10, 2022 01:06

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

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SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Is the dystopia the children who tweeted that who don't understand they activated Alexa by saying 'alexa' or what

# ? Mar 10, 2022 04:09

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

the dystopia is paying not just one corporation to listen to your living room, but two

# ? Mar 10, 2022 07:51

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

the dystopia is paying not just one corporation to listen to your living room, but two

there�s a free version but it�s made by a weird guy who has dictatorial control over the project and might be an extremist of some embarrassing kind

# ? Mar 10, 2022 09:11

Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

mawarannahr posted:

there�s a free version but it�s made by a weird guy who has dictatorial control over the project and might be an extremist of some embarrassing kind

what? is there some kind of open source corporate spyware robot?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 09:34

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

mawarannahr posted:

there’s a free version but it’s made by a weird guy who has dictatorial control over the project and might be an extremist of some embarrassing kind

"might"

# ? Mar 10, 2022 10:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mawarannahr posted:

there�s a free version but it�s made by a weird guy who has dictatorial control over the project and might be an extremist of some embarrassing kind

What's his username

# ? Mar 10, 2022 12:58

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's his username

# ? Mar 10, 2022 14:05

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

I believe all code should be open, all hardware modifiable, and anyone trading an NFT to be marched to the nearest sea.
Also ban fetches and gulag moon players but that's a gimmick for a different thread.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 14:06

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

mawarannahr posted:

there�s a free version but it�s made by a weird guy who has dictatorial control over the project and might be an extremist of some embarrassing kind

i told you to stop doxxing me on SA mawa, but you cant listen to a simple order so now im going to fire you. good finding a job before the immigration services get to you

# ? Mar 10, 2022 19:35

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

what? is there some kind of open source corporate spyware robot?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:32

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

i'm not proud to admit this, but i'm the cyberpunk dystopia. i had forgotten what data was written to one of my implanted NFC chips and had to scan it with my phone to check. there's no way to say this without sounding like an idiot, so i'll just take a deep breath and say it.

i rickrolled myself

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:45

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

GWBBQ posted:

i'm not proud to admit this, but i'm the cyberpunk dystopia. i had forgotten what data was written to one of my implanted NFC chips and had to scan it with my phone to check. there's no way to say this without sounding like an idiot, so i'll just take a deep breath and say it.

i rickrolled myself

It's not a rickroll you implanted, it's a link to a corporate website with a rickroll.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:47

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

GWBBQ posted:

i'm not proud to admit this, but i'm the cyberpunk dystopia. i had forgotten what data was written to one of my implanted NFC chips and had to scan it with my phone to check. there's no way to say this without sounding like an idiot, so i'll just take a deep breath and say it.

i rickrolled myself

Don't worry. You sounded like an idiot way before you got to the rickroll part

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:52

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

GWBBQ posted:

i'm not proud to admit this, but i'm the cyberpunk dystopia. i had forgotten what data was written to one of my implanted NFC chips and had to scan it with my phone to check. there's no way to say this without sounding like an idiot, so i'll just take a deep breath and say it.

i rickrolled myself

...why do you have an implanted NFC chip?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Like a dog! Lol

# ? Mar 10, 2022 23:42

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

mawarannahr posted:

oh god what�s wrong with Home Assistant now?

# ? Mar 11, 2022 00:35

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

The Bloop posted:

Don't worry. You sounded like an idiot way before you got to the rickroll part

do you think i would have posted it for everyone's amusement if i wasn't already fully aware of that?

HootTheOwl posted:

...why do you have an implanted NFC chip?

i don't expect implanted tech to ever be particularly popular or widespread, but people get all kinds of piercings and tattoos for aesthetic reasons and i have a few implants that are functional for stuff like opening doors and i guess rickrolling myself. as a bonus, it's a pretty easy way to get people who believe dumb poo poo like "bill gates is microchipping me with vaccines" to shut the gently caress up. i also have a magnet and it's pretty neat to feel things like a motor running without touching it, or being able feel to when a solar flare hits earth and produces a big geomagnetic storm.

endlessmonotony posted:

It's not a rickroll you implanted, it's a link to a corporate website with a rickroll.

it's a youtube link, I can rewrite it something like 100,000 times, so it's not exactly a long term commitment or something that can't easily be undone.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 04:17

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

GWBBQ posted:

do you think i would have posted it for everyone's amusement if i wasn't already fully aware of that?

i don't expect implanted tech to ever be particularly popular or widespread, but people get all kinds of piercings and tattoos for aesthetic reasons and i have a few implants that are functional for stuff like opening doors and i guess rickrolling myself. as a bonus, it's a pretty easy way to get people who believe dumb poo poo like "bill gates is microchipping me with vaccines" to shut the gently caress up. i also have a magnet and it's pretty neat to feel things like a motor running without touching it, or being able feel to when a solar flare hits earth and produces a big geomagnetic storm.

it's a youtube link, I can rewrite it something like 100,000 times, so it's not exactly a long term commitment or something that can't easily be undone.

lmao

# ? Mar 11, 2022 04:29

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Gonna develop whole new fields of engineering, electronics, signal theory and biology to remotely rewrite all your NFCs to goatse 420,000 times

# ? Mar 11, 2022 04:47

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

tokin opposition posted:

Gonna develop whole new fields of engineering, electronics, signal theory and biology to remotely rewrite all your NFCs to goatse 420,000 times

That's praxis :ussr:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 05:00

30.5 Days: Nov 19, 2006

GWBBQ posted:

do you think i would have posted it for everyone's amusement if i wasn't already fully aware of that?

i don't expect implanted tech to ever be particularly popular or widespread, but people get all kinds of piercings and tattoos for aesthetic reasons and i have a few implants that are functional for stuff like opening doors and i guess rickrolling myself. as a bonus, it's a pretty easy way to get people who believe dumb poo poo like "bill gates is microchipping me with vaccines" to shut the gently caress up. i also have a magnet and it's pretty neat to feel things like a motor running without touching it, or being able feel to when a solar flare hits earth and produces a big geomagnetic storm.

it's a youtube link, I can rewrite it something like 100,000 times, so it's not exactly a long term commitment or something that can't easily be undone.

are you one of those people who got a magnet wrapped in silicon cut into your arm and started calling yourself a cyborg

# ? Mar 11, 2022 05:22

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Calling the time I got really drunk and swallowed a bunch of tiny magnets and had to go to the er an experimental transhumanism experience

# ? Mar 11, 2022 06:05

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Calling the time I got really drunk and swallowed a bunch of tiny magnets and had to go to the er an experimental transhumanism experience

getting drunk means using engineered molecules to hack your neural matrix

# ? Mar 11, 2022 07:41

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

silentsnack posted:

getting drunk means using engineered molecules to hack your neural matrix

elon musk's next tweet found

# ? Mar 11, 2022 07:47

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

i've been a cyborg since i was three by offloading the majority of my hippocampus to search engine results, wearing glasses, and using high pressure heat and steam to clean my bio-components (showering, look it up)

i'm actually made of trillions of von Neumann machines

# ? Mar 11, 2022 07:48

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

My sourdough starter is my experimental but promising nanomachine development.

# ? Mar 11, 2022 12:06

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

tokin opposition posted:

Gonna develop whole new fields of engineering, electronics, signal theory and biology to remotely rewrite all your NFCs to goatse 420,000 times

mycomancy posted:

That's praxis

i really can't come up with a good reason to disagree

30.5 Days posted:

are you one of those people who got a magnet wrapped in silicon cut into your arm and started calling yourself a cyborg

that's some '90s-rear end poo poo, it's encased in Schott 8652 bioglass, which is approved by the FDA for use in implanted medical devices. people who got the old silicone coated ones almost universally found out that it's really not a durable coating and i've never heard of anyone going more than a few years without the coating breaking up, the magnets disintegrating and being rejected, then ending up needing to have them surgically removed because rare earth metals are not something you want inside you. i think Popular Mechanics and Wired ran articles about them 25ish years ago, and i wasn't dumb enough to consider it back then.

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