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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:Gonna need more gift ideas, my wife already has pink tools How's her pen supply? 
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:https://twitter.com/Talisman_knows/status/1497542006922526726?t=2Y6ZE_HaUpSYQiNz30-NiQ&s=19 I can’t wait for the next plague, apparently it’s going to wipe out huge numbers of homophobes and misogynists
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Mar 9, 2022 10:03
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bic her? i hardly know her
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Mar 9, 2022 10:41
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If sucking a dick confers protection against a deadly virus for you & others around you, you should always do it Although I'm not sure how sticking a finger in the doctor's rear end in a top hat was supposed to help
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Mar 9, 2022 11:55
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He's been working hard, he deserves a reward.
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Mar 9, 2022 12:11
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Improbable Lobster posted:Hell i'd do it for free In the bro mask/vax analogy, some people would do it whether forced to or not (those people are gay)
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Mar 9, 2022 12:14
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Also, if nearly 5 billion people sucked a dick and said it was great, I’d probably think about it
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Mar 9, 2022 13:09
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Scientastic posted:Also, if nearly 5 billion people sucked a dick and said it was great, I’d probably think about it
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Mar 9, 2022 13:13
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Borrovan posted:Then I have good news for you There's 7 billion people in the world, I don't think 5/7ths of them have sucked dick.
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Mar 9, 2022 13:25
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How much time would I have to prepare? If it's just suck A dick I can arrange that without a partner Perhaps not the impetus I'd need get back in shape, but perhaps the motivation I'd deserve. stringless has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Mar 9, 2022 |
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Mar 9, 2022 13:37
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As the guy sucked millions of times do you also have to come that amount of times
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Mar 9, 2022 13:43
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The Saddest Rhino posted:As the guy sucked millions of times do you also have to come that amount of times
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Mar 9, 2022 13:50
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Skwirl posted:There's 7 billion people in the world, I don't think 5/7ths of them have sucked dick.
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Mar 9, 2022 13:52
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Borrovan posted:There are also 100 billion dead people, at least one of whom I know for a fact to have sucked several hundred dicks so I assume at least he though it was pretty great Blowjobs Georg is an outlier and should not be counted
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Mar 9, 2022 13:57
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Lumbermouth posted:Blowjobs Georg is an outlier and should not be counted But should be invited to all your parties.
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Mar 9, 2022 14:01
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The Idiot on Social Media: All the penis was sucked but it's hard to tell who sucked it If I could have sucked a dick instead of getting a shot to get the vaccine I would have done it no question
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Mar 9, 2022 14:23
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Skwirl posted:How's her pen supply?
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Mar 9, 2022 15:24
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Join the club!
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Borrovan posted:There are also 100 billion dead people, at least one of whom I know for a fact to have sucked several hundred dicks so I assume at least he though it was pretty great Dicks Georg, who lives in a cave and sucks 10,000 dicks a day, is an outlier, and should not have been counted.
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Mar 9, 2022 16:38
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Lumbermouth posted:Blowjobs Georg is an outlier and should not be counted https://youtu.be/0MgkJfSbUn8
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Mar 9, 2022 16:50
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The question I want to ask this guy is "but do you like it if someone sucks your dick?"
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Ask not for whom the dick sucks, it sucks for thee
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Mar 9, 2022 17:47
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Neito posted:Imagine four dicks on the edge of a cliff... i'm playing fallout new vegas and i actually needed johnny's five aces at one point
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Mar 9, 2022 17:56
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Zero_Grade posted:16 pens seems like one too many, but what do I know. Lol 
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Mar 9, 2022 18:17
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FFT posted:The "societal expectations to get a vaccine against a global pandemic are equivalent to societal expectations to suck a cock" weirdo strangely didn't think through the metaphor very well What do you mean? I had to vaccinate the nurse (one time it was a PA) for all 75 of my COVID shots. Did y'all get away without having to give a shot yourself?  RoboRodent posted:The question I want to ask this guy is "but do you like it if someone sucks your dick?" Some people don't like having their dick sucked and that's A-okay! PYF is a no shaming zone*. *Does not apply to the fan art thread
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oldpainless posted:Ask not for whom the dick sucks, it sucks for thee And so, my fellow Americans: ask not who can suck your dick - ask whose dick you can suck. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not which Americans will suck your dick, but what together we can do to suck the dicks of all Man. Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of dick and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God’s work must truly be our own.
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Mar 9, 2022 21:02
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As the great Sofia Vergara once said "What's wrong with having a dick in your mouth?"
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Mar 9, 2022 22:09
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We shall suck dick on to the end, we shall suck dick in France, we shall suck dick on the seas and oceans, we shall suck dick with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall suck the dicks, whatever the cost may be, we shall suck dick on the beaches, we shall suck dick on the landing grounds, we shall suck dick in the fields and in the streets, we shall suck dick in the hills;
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Mar 9, 2022 22:13
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I regret that I have but one dick to suck for my country
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Mar 9, 2022 22:19
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Went to write my "we shall fellate them on the beaches" post but was reminded that I'm not original
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i mean im in touch with my sexuality and all guys but i mean do i need to bring y'all some crystals or something? jeez
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Mar 9, 2022 22:32
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Wanna know how I got these scars? Well...
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Mar 9, 2022 22:37
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https://twitter.com/PamelaParesky/status/1501333154639990790 What the gently caress is "High Net Prestige". Jesus Christ... TOUCH GRASS YOU DORK
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/PamelaParesky/status/1501333154639990790 central park doesn't count
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/PamelaParesky/status/1501333154639990790 "I still have a Klout account and check it regularly".
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Mar 9, 2022 23:21
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"""PrestigeCoin"""
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/PamelaParesky/status/1501333154639990790 College is loving useless unless you want to be a doctor or lawyer or scientist.
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/PamelaParesky/status/1501333154639990790 I have no idea what's going on in any part of that tweet, its quotes, or the circles and highlights in those quotes. Who is what and why are they thing?
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Weatherman posted:I have no idea what's going on in any part of that tweet, its quotes, or the circles and highlights in those quotes. Who is what and why are they thing?
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Weatherman posted:I have no idea what's going on in any part of that tweet, its quotes, or the circles and highlights in those quotes. Who is what and why are they thing? this will help clarify things: 
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