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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

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Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Uramachi Sakaba



Night Visitors

Almonds and dried fish are a popular drinking snack. Japanese stand-up comedy hews very close to the old vaudevillian tradition of paired comedians, one of whom is a stooge and the other of whom is a straight man.

Mokke's Calamity


maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Haifisch posted:



1979 comics


What is going on here? We never saw anything about the old lady, and she got away Scott free with $1,000. Are we getting a multi-week villain storyline in Encyclopedia Brown?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Mikl posted:



It begins.

Uhh, I'm pretty sure a dog and a human wouldn't have a human child but hey.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

The Bloop posted:

quote:

M

I have no idea what the joke is supposed to be here

It's not a tightly constructed gag, but the joke is that there's a dog wearing pants because she's in heat. The main character, a man-child, is reminded of the various funny talking animals who wear clothes in cartoons.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Brenda Starr 4/25/48




Well. That's an, uh, twist I wasn't expecting.

Smokey Stover 8/18/46



Everyday Movies 12/3/34



"Do you mean to stand there and tell me you ate that cake we photographed for the baking powder ad? Why, that was to be retouched in color from the original!"

Selachian fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Mar 9, 2022

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Uhh, I'm pretty sure a dog and a human wouldn't have a human child but hey.

Hellworld works on different rules than our world, which is why a wolf and a rabbit were able to have a child, and that's not even getting into the lion/rhino hybrid kid from the current strips.

It should be noted that Coney is still weird though because she's a rabbit, and Kell is a wolf. While she can eat meat as well as plants, she's still essentially completely a rabbit, rather than having physical qualities of both a rabbit and a wolf, or just being completely a wolf. Danielle gives birth to a human kid (because she's actually a human) but that's the opposite of what you'd expect given what happened with Coney, if Danielle has a human child because she's human, then Kell should have had a wolf child who ate plants, rather than a rabbit who ate meat.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "80 - Jucika Plays Lottery"


"(Rough translation for second & third panel: Building Lottery House/Winning Numbers)"

"81 - Jucika is Studying"


No translation for the sign but I think a contextual "No Talking" or "Please Be Quiet" is at play.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Feb. 26, 1950)



Love that whale

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
drat that's a fine right whale(?).

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Doomykins posted:

Jucika "78 - Jucika In The Deep Waters Of Lake Balaton"


Can someone Red and Rover this for me please?

e: right as I hit post it finally clicked :negative:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Julet Esqu posted:

Good for you, Mopsy




She doesn't need to live here. Why does she still live here?

What the gently caress you've been friends with Luann for like a decade you have to have seen her dog at some time.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Endless Mike posted:

What the gently caress you've been friends with Luann for like a decade you have to have seen her dog at some time.

I think most of the time they've been enemies in fact.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Giant Days x Batman

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

I don’t know what it says about the Dark Knight that he employs a stealthy mini-drone to scan Susan’s notes when he could just have looked at them with his eyes. Let’s be honest, nothing good.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Mr. Squishy posted:

I think most of the time they've been enemies in fact.

What teen doesn't post pics of their dogs all over social media?

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

Giant Ethicist posted:

Night Visitors

Almonds and dried fish are a popular drinking snack. Japanese stand-up comedy hews very close to the old vaudevillian tradition of paired comedians, one of whom is a stooge and the other of whom is a straight man.

This is the Dream of the Rarebit Fiend for a new generation

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Alterian posted:

What teen doesn't post pics of their dogs all over social media?

You're talking about Luann here.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

this Sifl & Olly reboot sucks

Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

Storm P

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Oh god I actually just remembered that Lindsfarne is a human too, she fell through the portal when she was a baby though. But the kid she had is that freaky bat/hedgehog hybrid. If Danielle had a human baby then shouldn't Lindsfarne have had one too?

JethroMcB posted:

this Sifl & Olly reboot sucks

It needs to be more crescent fresh.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks




Retail




Popcom (double Tippie edition)


Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






Between Dez, Tiff, and Bets, one of the three at least should be able to recognize Puddles, even if we concede that Greg doesn't know that social media is a thing young people use for purposes other than harassment, scams, and fornication.

Tiff just by virtue of having known Luann the longest, even if they have been enemies most of that time. Tiff has to have been in that house at least once. You're telling me Greg never did a storyline where they had to do a school project or something together? More recently, she has become friends with Gunther, so she and Luann are in the same social circle and Luann likes to take her dog places.

Bets is the girlfriend of Gunther. Again, same social circle.

Dez is the friend and former roommate of Bernice, Luann's alleged best friend, and they all hang out together all the time. They went on a naked camping trip together. She is the one out of everyone here who should recognize this dog because she is a hippie dippie earth mother nature freak type and would have bonded with the dog's soul or something like that.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Alterian posted:

What teen doesn't post pics of their dogs all over social media?

No one involved in the creation of Luann has been a teen in over 30 years

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TegneHanne

M

Kommisar Rex was german show about a police dog:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GihruC_lWKk. And since german crime shows is, for some reason, very popular in Norway it was a big hit in my country.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Vater und Sohn: Trained to be polite (1936)

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Zits

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin

Get pwned nerds!

Mandrake

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Esplanade posted:

Zeitgeist of the 70s!

This one is why I recognize this artist's style and probably why I noticed the spoon in the first place.

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus

Nice edit.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Kit, occupying powers are generally not known for their reasonableness.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Oh gently caress you Rex Morgan MD. :mad:

Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Get pwned nerds!

Glass houses, Dustin.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
So close, Jules. So close. That drat narration box.

Another interesting new insight into the Dustin cosmology of "acceptable dudes who can get laid." I guess all that matters is being gainfully employed, disproving my earlier theory about men who are literally 2-3 times as wide as Dustin himself. Here we see Dustin being a shithead despite the fact that the universe won't let him talk to a woman without her reacting like he threw a paint bomb at her and here he's trying to flex on nerds for being nerds. If I'm supposed to hate everybody in this strip then congratulations, mission accomplished. Looking forward to the punchline of this little set of strips being Ed dunking Dustin by mocking him for losing his job for sleeping compared to those bootstrapping nerds.

I also appreciate the subtle mark of doing no research by implying that pen and paper nerds would play daily. It's possible but hahahaha.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Kennel posted:

Dustin

Get pwned nerds!

Prediction: These guys are going to be relatively normal, with girlfriends and normal habits but just happen to play D&D. Dustin will be the 'odd guy out' and this will be used by Skelley as another reason why Dustin is supposedly a pathetic loser.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Moomingame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7WH_vvwmO4

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Get pwned nerds!

I don't often take this stance, but gently caress You, Dustin

Let's just do a quick side by side:
[x] Steady Job
[x] Girlfriend
[x] More than 1 friend

I think the nerd has you beat, Dustin.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

CzarChasm posted:

I don't often take this stance, but gently caress You, Dustin

Let's just do a quick side by side:
[x] Steady Job
[x] Girlfriend
[x] More than 1 friend

I think the nerd has you beat, Dustin.

Hey now Dustin has 2 friends!

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary megacatchupdumporama



















Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

I forgot to post Get Fuzzy this morning, so here it is:

Get Fuzzy 3/8/02

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Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Prediction: These guys are going to be relatively normal, with girlfriends and normal habits but just happen to play D&D. Dustin will be the 'odd guy out' and this will be used by Skelley as another reason why Dustin is supposedly a pathetic loser.

Yes, it will show how lazy stereotypes are bad with no sense of irony.

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