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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The Real Amethyst posted:

Wasn't there a post here a while ago about some fake CIA town in the desert that some guy accidentally ended up in and nobody realized he wasn't meant to be there until he kept trying to find a room at the fake motel and food at the fake restaurant?

This is a twilight zone episode.

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

The Real Amethyst posted:

Wasn't there a post here a while ago about some fake CIA town in the desert that some guy accidentally ended up in and nobody realized he wasn't meant to be there until he kept trying to find a room at the fake motel and food at the fake restaurant?

If it was in the desert, it might have been the training grounds at Camp Wilson (which is a part of the Marine base 29 Palms in the Mojave, adjacent to Joshua Tree). They have (had?) an entire place we called cardboard city with like over a thousand actors and stuff set up to look like an entire middle-east town.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Crystal seems like the perfect place if you like desert and hate people.
How do I emigrate?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





TVs are so cheap these days that it's better to pad your car with TVs than bumpers.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Don't worry, it's a Hisense, chances are the TV is already broken.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

I dealt with this several times during my short stint working in Walmart electronics. I would never do this, but I have unboxed more than 1 tv in a parking lot to get it to fit in a sedan.

There's a Home Depot a block away from my Walmart and you can rent a pickup from there for $20 in town. Granted, this is a Hisense, so that extra $20 might be a considerable expense added on to the tv.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
You can't rent a truck from the hardware store unless you're buying poo poo from the hardware store. At least, that's what my local Lowes said

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Nocheez posted:

You can't rent a truck from the hardware store unless you're buying poo poo from the hardware store. At least, that's what my local Lowes said

Buys switchplate cover

I mean I always jus told them. oh my friends waiting with the stuff at the other end.. no need to pull the truck around. I"ve used their cheap rentals a few times to get poo poo like snowblowers, or mowers.

Duck
Dec 9, 2000

Prepare for the end.

Captain Hygiene posted:



I can't believe nobody wants my underground bomb shelter!

I think it’s pretty and it would suit my childlike desire to have a buried clubhouse with snacks and such.

I wouldn’t buy someone else’s project but could see myself building such a thing lol

Duck fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Mar 10, 2022

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nocheez posted:

You can't rent a truck from the hardware store unless you're buying poo poo from the hardware store. At least, that's what my local Lowes said

This is when you buy something oversized like lumber from the clearance pile, foamboard, or conduit for a handful of dollars if you feel like following the spirit of the rule, or a ten‐cent washer if you don’t.

You can also just return whatever it was. :ssh:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Mar 10, 2022

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Duck posted:

I think it’s pretty and it would suit my childlike desire to have a buried clubhouse with snacks and such.

I wouldn’t buy someone else’s project but could see myself building such a thing lol

My uncle bought a property like that in rural Virginia. Some guy who had no idea what he was doing started building a house but only ever finished the basement, which was this rambling warren of interconnected rooms that he and his family then lived in for a couple decades. My uncle is a contractor and house builder so he fixed up the basement and has been working on his house for like 20 years now. It's well made but exactly as weird and rambling as the basement.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

It's rust RING, not string. You're right about the eyepro, though.

Who's ringing?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Nocheez posted:

You can't rent a truck from the hardware store unless you're buying poo poo from the hardware store. At least, that's what my local Lowes said

Home depot was fine with me renting a van to buy a couch from elsewhere

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I wonder how many left turns they managed before the load bearing passenger window shattered.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qn55cgalbh1vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8fql2daGN1qigfjt.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I was very confused by the second one after the first tricked me into thinking I was in the #blessed thread

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
U-Haul and the like are also like $20 a day for a pickup truck, and they usually stash them all over town, not just at their big depot so it's not much of an inconvenience.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

lol very glad to see that dog emerge at the end of the video after completely disappearing

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

The Real Amethyst posted:

Wasn't there a post here a while ago about some fake CIA town in the desert that some guy accidentally ended up in and nobody realized he wasn't meant to be there until he kept trying to find a room at the fake motel and food at the fake restaurant?

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

PostNouveau posted:

U-Haul and the like are also like $20 a day for a pickup truck, and they usually stash them all over town, not just at their big depot so it's not much of an inconvenience.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Yjv-eCrNY


I was waiting for my moment to post this.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

waffle iron posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Yjv-eCrNY


I was waiting for my moment to post this.

lol

Back in the '90s, people around here used to rent the moving trucks for drive-bys. So often that U-Hauls would get mentioned as threats in local rap songs.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap





This led me down the rabbit hole of finding other military training facilities out in the desert. I looked at Fort Irwin in California and came across some pretty funny Google reviews of stuff.

Like the Santa Fe barracks.

Or the Razish Military Training Village.

HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Mar 10, 2022

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

This led me down the rabbit hole of finding other military training facilities out in the desert. I looked at Fort Irwin in California and came across some pretty funny Google reviews of stuff.


Weed Hospital sounds pretty cool.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8bish05v51r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8bjorOUzT1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r843bc6s6o1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8jjwhptaS1r0uzl6.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 10, 2022

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I wonder how many left turns they managed before the load bearing passenger window shattered.

I think the front door strap is set up like the back door strap - it is actually over the frame.

The loose ends of the ratchet straps have been passed through the partially open passenger window to keep them from flopping around in the breeze.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A major piece of poo poo gets slammed by OSHA, he's being held personally liable for violation fines.
https://www.nj.com/bergen/2022/03/nj-contractor-ordered-to-pay-2m-in-osha-penalties-for-dozens-of-safety-violations.html

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Near me a local contractor just got a 45 day jail sentence after one his employees died in an improperly shored trench.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

Near me a local contractor just got a 45 day jail sentence after one his employees died in an improperly shored trench.

You mean years, right?

45 days for negligence that resulted in another's death....

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
He was a worker, not a real person. You want to put a small business owner in jail for that?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Extreme Gardening Porn

Till it harder.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Nocheez posted:

You mean years, right?

45 days for negligence that resulted in another's death....

nope

quote:

ORIGINAL FRIDAY NIGHT REPORT: Six years after 36-year-old Harold Felton died in a trench collapse at a West Seattle worksite, his then-employer was sentenced today to 45 days in jail. We last reported on the case in 2018, when Phillip Numrich, owner of Burien-headquartered Alki Construction LLC, became what the state described at the time as ““the first … Washington employer (who) has faced felony charges for a workplace fatality.” He was charged with manslaughter. Earlier this year, in a plea agreement, Numrich pleaded guilty to the reduced charge of attempted reckless endangerment, a gross misdemeanor. The charge carried a maximum sentence of three months in jail; prosecutors agreed to recommend one month. The court file for this afternoon’s hearing includes this letter from state Labor and Industries supporting jail time, which L&I called unprecedented, detailing what its investigation found:

After several days of heavy rainfall, (Numrich) allowed Mr. Felton to enter an eight- to ten-foot deep trench to work on the sewer replacement. It had been raining heavily, but Mr. Numrich had only brought enough shoring (safety equipment) to protect two of the four sides of the trench from a cave-in. It’s common knowledge that soil becomes less stable following heavy rains. While Mr. Felton was working inside the trench, the sides collapsed, burying him under a massive amount of dirt and killing him. The requirements to protect an excavation such as this one have been in place since the 1970s, and are well known to everyone in the industry.

The defense filed a document quoting Mr. Felton’s co-worker at the site as suggesting insufficient shoring was not at fault, but rather “tunneling” done by the victim. Today’s hour-plus-long hearing also incorporated sentencing for a charge to which Numrich’s company agreed to plead guilty, “violation of labor-safety regulation with death resulting.” King County Superior Court Judge Michael Diaz ordered the 45-day sentence for Numrich on the attempted-reckless-endangerment charge; the sentencing minutes don’t show whether a fine was ordered for the company charge, but the plea bargain included a state recommendation that he be fined $100,000. (We’ll follow up Monday for additional details.)

ADDED MONDAY: Court documents that weren’t available until today show that the judge ordered a $25,000 fine.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



why the gently caress would you try and light gas that you smell that's underground? lucky they still have their face and or house.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

tater_salad posted:

why the gently caress would you try and light gas that you smell that's underground? lucky they still have their face and or house.

to kill gophers

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
Mestre da Moto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfGjIUeZR7g

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

tater_salad posted:

why the gently caress would you try and light gas that you smell that's underground? lucky they still have their face and or house.

He put it there himself with the intention of killing a burrowing animal.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Cat Hatter posted:

He put it there himself with the intention of killing a burrowing animal.

Admittedly, that part may have worked.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Computer viking posted:

Admittedly, that part may have worked.

If the explosion didn't get rid of them, the flooding from the pipes he just wrecked will!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Creepy but entirely fictional. There's no installation anywhere near Piute Reservoir and Google censoring doesn't work that way.

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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Thank you. This is loving hilarious.

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