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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Tiggum posted:

You're saying that an open-face sandwich is not a sandwich? :crossarms:

That’s a struggle pizza.

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Tiggum posted:

You're saying that an open-face sandwich is not a sandwich? :crossarms:

Get this: Killer whales?
Dolphins.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Tiggum posted:

You're saying that an open-face sandwich is not a sandwich? :crossarms:

it's pizza

Svensken
May 29, 2010

pizza is a sandwich

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Svensken posted:

pizza is a sandwich

Correct

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Major tostada erasure itt

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



how i eat when my spouse isn't home

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


a pop tart isnt a sandwich its a ravioli

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Two poptarts MAKE a sandwich if you stack them onto each other

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Danaru posted:

Two poptarts MAKE a sandwich if you stack them onto each other

if some goon out there hasn't used two brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts as the bread for a peanut-butter and jelly or fluffernutter sandwich: you're welcome, and sorry about the diabetes

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
pull up thread

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
that’s disgusting

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There is a pizza based sandwich it's called a Philly taco look it up

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Is my caviar on blinis a sandwich?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

skipmyseashells posted:

that’s disgusting

sorry you never lived in a dorm room and smoked weed

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Sandwiches are a conspiracy by Big Gluten to make you buy more bread you loving idiots


You are not immune to propaganda

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i am, however, immune to gluten, and will never stop eating all the bread

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006


This is Something Awful, foodchat is the one inevitability in every thread on every subforum. Might as well as a shark to fly

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit

Tiggum posted:

You're saying that an open-face sandwich is not a sandwich? :crossarms:

same way melted ice cream isn't ice cream, yes

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Pretty sure it's illegal to offer unpaid internships for only class credit if you're not a nonprofit or governmental agency.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Orange DeviI posted:

same way melted ice cream isn't ice cream, yes

Melted open faced ice cream sandwiches are a sauce

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

is a sandwich capitalist or socialist?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

AnimeIsTrash posted:

is a sandwich capitalist or socialist?

Anprim, ironically

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Biplane posted:

Property wights.
:hmmyes:



hmmm...

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

is a sandwich capitalist or socialist?

Danaru posted:

Anprim, ironically
incorrect

a sandwich is obviously monarchist, given its namesake, duh

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

dude doubled down on it by way of a "sigh, I'm a cooler head and much smarter than you" speech to the camera. also the obligatory mention of (assumably death) threats, because if you're getting twatter dogpiled for a lovely opinion, everyone knows you can play the "I'm receiving death threats" card to immediately win the argument. bonus is that you don't even need to be holding that card in your hand to play it!

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Failed Imagineer posted:

Don't make me tap the sign



CUBE RULE CUBE RULE CUBE RULE

https://cuberule.com/

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

is a sandwich capitalist or socialist?

It's socialist when the sandwich is bought from a food truck and consumed on the concrete while walking to a job

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

aejix posted:

CUBE RULE CUBE RULE CUBE RULE

https://cuberule.com/



This... Kinda works

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
good to see this thread now at the wacky listener emails segment of every podcast

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

aejix posted:

CUBE RULE CUBE RULE CUBE RULE

https://cuberule.com/



this is close but (1) toast, (3) taco and (5) bread bowl are topographically identical so should be one category

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

しらんけど

PostNouveau posted:

Pretty sure it's illegal to offer unpaid internships for only class credit if you're not a nonprofit or governmental agency.
That example seems blatant but it is still very legal to have unpaid internships for college students in exchange for academic credit. The department of labor has criteria that if the student receives relevant on-the-job training or experience and you can claim with a straight face that the intern position isn't replacing what would otherwise be a paid employee, then this is an educational opportunity and not a job.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Pitch posted:

That example seems blatant but it is still very legal to have unpaid internships for college students in exchange for academic credit. The department of labor has criteria that if the student receives relevant on-the-job training or experience and you can claim with a straight face that the intern position isn't replacing what would otherwise be a paid employee, then this is an educational opportunity and not a job.

Yeah, and good luck breaking into a lot of industries without taking those internships.

What's that, you can't afford to pay rent if you work for free? Sounds like you just aren't cut out for this, kid.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Well known feature not a bug of a lot of industries

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/toshanshuinLA/status/1502104860455579651

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Well known feature not a bug of a lot of industries

great way to weed out undesirables

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Ham Equity posted:

What's that, you can't afford to pay rent if you to work for free? Sounds like you just aren't cut out for this, kid.

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
if they wanted it to be realistic they'd have called it the american reality instead, poor person~

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Most of this comes free if you just live in Tampa and don't mind that the "photo opportunities" are depressing. Like Jimmy Hart used to eat chicken wings at this hulk hogan theme restaurant near where I worked every single day. Sometimes all day.

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