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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
i bet they felt real dinasore

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sally posted:

i bet they felt real dinasore

Make me a mod of this forum so I can probate you for this post

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Make me a mod of this forum so I can probate you for this post

i post in GBS. go ahead, make my day :colbert:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Sally posted:

i post in GBS.

Not right now, you don't

Happy_Cat
Jul 21, 2006
Welcome to the internet!

LOL this lady rules

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This one is the cream of the crop.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Sally posted:

i bet they felt real dinasore

with a Megasaurass

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1501720705385353219?s=21

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Someone do a mashup of a t-rex over the kid who slaps his nuts with the exercise band except throw a stegosaurs tail in there for the exercise band.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/1501918613036486657

In some european countries they have laws that prevent parents from naming kids ridiculous bullshit.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/1501918613036486657

In some european countries they have laws that prevent parents from naming kids ridiculous bullshit.

Yeah, here in Denmark parents have to pick the name of their child from a list of government approved names.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/1501918613036486657

In some european countries they have laws that prevent parents from naming kids ridiculous bullshit.

Odious Musk

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Mar 10, 2022

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

SimonChris posted:

Yeah, here in Denmark parents have to pick the name of their child from a list of government approved names.

Wait really? That's a bit too far I think lol, I just meant like you can't name your kid Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

spookykid posted:

with a Megasaurass

:hmmyes:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

zoux posted:

Wait really? That's a bit too far I think lol, I just meant like you can't name your kid Quarter Pounder with Cheese

The problem is that "ridiculous" is subjective and thus culturally informed. And if that culture is, say, 60-80 year old rich white people in government...

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Wait really? That's a bit too far I think lol, I just meant like you can't name your kid Quarter Pounder with Cheese

https://familieretshuset.dk/navne/navne/godkendte-fornavne

If you scroll down you can download excel files with all legal children's names in Denmark. There are 20.787 boys' names, 25.514 girl's names, and 1.306 unisex names. It makes for a convenient writing resource as well!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

SimonChris posted:

Yeah, here in Denmark parents have to pick the name of their child from a list of government approved names.

lol that's not a better solution

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
For a happier tale, Marijuana Pepsi is now Dr. Marijuana Pepsi

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48616759

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


zoux posted:

In some european countries they have laws that prevent parents from naming kids ridiculous bullshit.

In NZ, the Government can just decline your baby name, probably with a little note reading "don't be such an egg" attached
https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/parenting/300494512/royal-titles-among-list-of-declined-baby-names-of-2021

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

Wait really? That's a bit too far I think lol, I just meant like you can't name your kid Quarter Pounder with Cheese

This certainly prevents that, due to the metric system.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

El Royale with Cheese has a certain cosmopolitan elegance, I'll allow.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

In NZ, the Government can just decline your baby name, probably with a little note reading "don't be such an egg" attached
https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/parenting/300494512/royal-titles-among-list-of-declined-baby-names-of-2021

Yeah this seems fine.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
This is better than one of those combo KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Huts.

https://twitter.com/ruralindexing/status/1501942315769729037?s=20&t=t84JtHiTFwt9Y56w_3wIiw

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

zoux posted:

Wait really? That's a bit too far I think lol, I just meant like you can't name your kid Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Same for me in Iceland except my parents planned to move back to the US so they named me [US-friendly First name] [Icelandic legal first name] [Patronym] [Family name]

My birth certificate and original passport have only my Icelandic names, my US passport has them as middle names.

Another rule is that family names are rarely used but if they are they can be passed along the male line only. This became an issue for my cousin who is a gay woman who wanted a child, so she got pregnant via artificial insemination but had to get special permission to name the child her family name since he didn't have a patronym.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Patronyms like "Guthrufsdotter" right. Odd that they would regulate that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SimonChris posted:

Yeah, here in Denmark parents have to pick the name of their child from a list of government approved names.

This is bad policy and not even the combined idiocy of Elon Musk and Claire Boucher can convince me otherwise.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SimonChris posted:

https://familieretshuset.dk/navne/navne/godkendte-fornavne

If you scroll down you can download excel files with all legal children's names in Denmark. There are 20.787 boys' names, 25.514 girl's names, and 1.306 unisex names. It makes for a convenient writing resource as well!

Y'know, I think I might have a real easy way to increase the number of unisex names.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Hopefully Grimes will one day realize she can use Musk's money/drugs without having kids with him

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


Thats like the time I was on the road for work and got stuck in this dungy old hotel with an ATV accessories store attached

https://www.google.ca/maps/@49.9218141,-56.2293944,3a,57y,308.1h,90.82t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sw9ul0CRWZFGNl04ob0b33w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/1501896765745733636

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


There is a building in Dallas that is split between a fishing tackle shop and a law office and they have the same surname in their business names so I've always been very curious what the story is there.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
driving through rural florida once and passing through a small town, there was an establishment which offered the following services

-haircuts
-car detailing
-tax prep
-childcare
-yoga

i can only assume it was a family of small town entrepeneurs all sharing the rent on a single building because drat that is a one stop shop

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Grew up in a small town where the hardware store had a post office and a sandwich shop in opposite corners.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://youtu.be/WPkMUU9tUqk

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Simple rural small town vibing

https://twitter.com/randomvisionsmd/status/1501968575757705220?t=7oTWRV6GA6VKMhrXbkaGBQ&s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ellidilorenzo/status/1501547431657631744

https://twitter.com/magneticksara/status/1501403003244318724

https://twitter.com/rohn_jawls/status/1501001258815139845

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

I got confused reading this when I thought it said "R2D2" and was wondering why this giant man was trying to bluff everyone into thinking he played the tiny robot in Star Wars. And why he didn't know how the movies ended.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Hopefully Grimes will one day realize she can use Musk's money/drugs without having kids with him

She's getting closer, since this latest kid was done via a surrogate. A few more iterations and [Musk] and [Grimes] can be completely abstracted.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobbySlowik/status/1501248222265843716

https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1501061299714891778

https://twitter.com/RobbySlowik/status/1501248222265843716

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1501050536866594819

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


oh my god

https://twitter.com/d08890/status/1501001879009914882

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generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/tommychong/status/1501944257501794308?s=21

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