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what do we want This poll is closed.
nothing	64	22.70%
no quid pro quo	63	22.34%
it all	44	15.60%
YTURMP	111	39.36%
Total:	206 votes

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

chuds discover central maryland

https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1501963962644115458

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:23

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 02:25

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Apraxin posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/egavactip/status/1501984898575474690?cxt=HHwWhIC9mdbTj9gpAAAA

lol of course

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:23

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

it's gonna be wild when people who vote Republican because they think Biden pushed the gas prices lever in the Oval Office too high suddenly find themselves being marched into jail in chains because one of their kids was seen holding hands with another kid of the same gender

did you see that tweet about the TX AG Paxton suing the biden admin over any potential action against their recent anti-transkids legislation? Paxton is itching to legislate forced dress codes based on sex

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:25

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1501982301479178241

president trump has to start counting all americans all over again

weird how that happened

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:25

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

https://cdapress.com/news/2022/mar/10/elephants-room/

quote:

COEUR d�ALENE � The Kootenai County Republican Central Committee has reportedly planned and recruited volunteers to infiltrate the Kootenai Democrats, install an �antisemitic troll� as party chair and funnel money donated to Democrats to local Republicans instead.

A recorded phone call between Kootenai County resident John Grimm and a person he identified as KCRCC Youth Chair Dan Bell appeared to reveal the plan.
�Long story short, we want to take over the Democrat Party,� Bell reportedly said during the Tuesday call.

Grimm, who ran unsuccessfully for Kootenai County Sheriff in 2020, said he recorded the call to remove any uncertainty about what was said.
�I know from personal observation that certain members of the KCRCC are masters of deception with an ability to twist the meaning of even their own statements,� he said.
Grimm also made it clear that he's a staunch, conservative Republican but that the KCRCC has �gone too far.�

Listen to the full 30-minute recording at cdapress.com. Click the arrow to the right of the first image at the top of the story to access it.

In the call, Bell described a plan by the KCRCC to take control of the local Democratic Party by having their own candidates run for Democrat precinct captain positions.
Elected by partisan primary voters in May of each even-numbered year, precinct captains are part of both county and legislative district central committees.
Leaders elected by these central committees then elect the state party leaders.

Kootenai County has 70 precincts. There are only 21 Democrat precinct captains. The remaining precincts are vacant, compared to 10 vacant Republican precincts.

As of Wednesday, 11 people had filed to run for Democratic precinct captain positions. At least one was reportedly a KCRCC volunteer.

Bell said KCRCC Chair Brant Regan � who also is chair of the Idaho Freedom Foundation, a nonprofit that promotes conservative causes and candidates � is �totally on board� with the plan.

�If we pull this off, this will be national news,� Bell said.

In the recording, Bell said at least 25 Republican volunteers had committed to running as Democrats as of Tuesday, while the KCRCC aims to recruit at least 40.
�We�re going to do a bum rush on Thursday and Friday so that our people are on the ballot and theirs aren�t,� he said.
The deadline to file for May�s primary election is 5 p.m. Friday.

After that, Bell said, Democrats will have to scramble to find write-in candidates, then spend time and money promoting them.

Meanwhile, Bell said he�ll use the Idaho Republican Party�s software to access the contact information of Constitution Party members, as well as unaffiliated conservative voters, and recruit them to make campaign calls for the KCRCC.

�We�re going to call these voters and say, �Hey, if you want to vote in the primary and take out the liberals, request a Democrat ballot and vote for our people for precinct committee,� Bell said.

Please note, the still-in-action plan wasn't to install a fake anti-semitic troll as Democratic party head to turn off voters from democrats, because it's Idaho and that would get the democrats more votes.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:26

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/fritz_jadotte/status/1501794047664562177

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:26

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

tacodaemon posted:

we're probably less than 10 years out from concentration camps for anyone who is not a chud

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1501934163376574475

Nah, think worse. They�re going to straight up start shooting teachers and libraries when they read books to kids about respecting gay and transgender people and accuse them of being demonic pedophiles.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:26

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

neutral milf hotel posted:

weird how that happened

didn't have the desired effect, the map has moved a couple points away from the GOP in 2021 redistricting. Note census fuckery is all about giving you the right tools to gerrymander more effectively.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:28

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/fritz_jadotte/status/1501794047664562177

i thought the expression was "sick as a dog"

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:28

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1501641371098259456

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:29

Pead: May 31, 2001; Nap Ghost

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1501982301479178241

president trump has to start counting all americans all over again

I think it would take congress doing something, so probably impossible, but they could just do another one any time they want. The constitution says "within ten years", not "every ten years"

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:30

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

lmao pls be real

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:30

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/pblest/status/1501919594096865280

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:30

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

neutral milf hotel posted:

did you see that tweet about the TX AG Paxton suing the biden admin over any potential action against their recent anti-transkids legislation? Paxton is itching to legislate forced dress codes based on sex

Amazing how you can avoid going to jail for years and remain in office to do all this poo poo.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:30

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

lol everything is so dumb

brb showing my support for ukraine with my custom mx5 gauges

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:31

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

yeah if straight people think they're going to be spared, they're gonna get a big surprise when straight parents and teachers with queer kids/students start getting locked up for "grooming"

I gotta get out of this poo poo rear end country. Too bad all the other countries suck poo poo too

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:32

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDgDof7e8qE

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:33

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1501980821221425154

lol

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:34

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1501982301479178241

president trump has to start counting all americans all over again

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:34

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

I flicked one of those dipshits off on i-70 the other day and it looked like they were going to cry

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:35

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Hatebag posted:

I flicked one of those dipshits off on i-70 the other day and it looked like they were going to cry

apparently it seriously hadn't occurred to a lot of them that not everybody agrees with them

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:36

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Glumwheels posted:

Nah, think worse. They�re going to straight up start shooting teachers and libraries when they read books to kids about respecting gay and transgender people and accuse them of being demonic pedophiles.

When 'they' control the government individuals don't have to act as lone wolfs - the government does it legally en masse.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:37

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

of course, it doesn't help that the convoy doesn't seem to have an actual point other than making non-chuds' lives lovely. like since all of the grievances are made up and there is therefore nothing that can be offered to them to make them stop blocking traffic, there's not even the chance of rallying other people to the cause the way public protests sometimes do (because there is no cause)

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:38

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1501982301479178241

president trump has to start counting all americans all over again

cool are they gonna do anything about it or do we have to wait 10 years and hope that President Greene doesn�t gently caress it up?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:38

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Apraxin posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/egavactip/status/1501984898575474690?cxt=HHwWhIC9mdbTj9gpAAAA

lol that family has good jeans

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

someone post the avenatti/mueller fanfic picture tia

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:41

Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

Schnorkles posted:

someone post the avenatti/mueller fanfic picture tia

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Wrex Ruckus posted:

amazing absolutely loving amazing

liberals in this country are so loving stupid lmao

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:45

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1501982301479178241

president trump has to start counting all americans all over again

i'm shocked

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:46

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

amazing absolutely loving amazing

liberals in this country are so loving stupid lmao

Turn on your monitor

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:47

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

apparently it seriously hadn't occurred to a lot of them that not everybody agrees with them

Yeah they've turned themselves into sort of a mix of solipsists and brainless peons so i guess they assume that everyone else has been programmed the same way as them or if they yell "freedom!" everyone will clap and agree like they're in a neil breen movie Strange.
No hope for them, they have abdicated their humanity

# ? Mar 10, 2022 20:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.