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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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If people emptyquoted each other irl a standup comedy show would sound like a really bizarre cult ceremony
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Feb 26, 2022 14:02
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- Adbot
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May 25, 2024 13:54
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- Prof. Crocodile
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If people emptyquoted each other irl a standup comedy show would sound like a really bizarre cult ceremony
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Feb 26, 2022 14:34
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- Karate Bastard
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Feb 26, 2022 22:09
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- Karate Bastard
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*clicks off porn* well that was loving dumb.
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Feb 28, 2022 23:25
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A Dragonball Z themed Rage Against The Machine cover band named Krillin' in the Name.
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Mar 1, 2022 10:59
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The fact that a fish scientist has not named a new type of trout the killgore trout is very disappointing to me.
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Mar 1, 2022 14:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Gangster Caveman.
edit: OK, Gangsta Caveman, spill the beans, or i'll trap your soul into this shiny box.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Mar 1, 2022
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Mar 1, 2022 14:29
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- Karate Bastard
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Name it Gokrillinku
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Mar 1, 2022 16:14
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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*clicks off porn* well that was loving dumb.
i really can't follow the storyline here. are they supposed to already know each other already? i hope he doesn't have any other pizzas waiting in the car to be delivered, this has taken like 20 minutes and they're still not done
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Mar 3, 2022 23:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Quantum Leap guy leaps into a gay sex dungeon full of hairy men.
"Oh boy"
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Mar 4, 2022 11:52
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- Karate Bastard
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Wow
that's really unhygienic
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Mar 4, 2022 23:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"Don't worry Sam, Ziggy says sexual activity has to be consenual. Tell these men that you don't want to have sex with them and they'll be required by law to obey".
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Mar 5, 2022 13:09
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A train conductor walks down the aisle as the train is about to depart, but instead of calling out "Tickets! Tickets!" he says "Ficus! Ficus!", and every passenger hands him a potted plant.
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Mar 5, 2022 22:20
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- Karate Bastard
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There's a big burly guy called Ian causing trouble down at the pub.
For he is bar bear Ian, you see.
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Mar 6, 2022 20:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I called Onan The Barbarian to see if he was available for a few quests but he was busy.
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Mar 6, 2022 20:43
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- Karate Bastard
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Kenneth the Barbarian.
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Mar 6, 2022 20:49
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- google THIS
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Thinking about how the word "barbarian" originated as a derogatory term for foreigners who spoke a different language, and at the time "bar bar" was the typical onomatopoeia for speaking gibberish.
So if the term were invented today it would probably be something like "blahblahian." Maybe even "hurfdurfian?"
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Mar 6, 2022 21:38
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- google THIS
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Look out, the [Peanuts muted trombone grownup noise]-ians are coming!
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Mar 6, 2022 21:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Conan the Barbarian claims to have won the duel, the problem is his opponent Conan the Contrarian doesn't agree. Onan the Barbarian wasn't available for comment.
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Mar 6, 2022 21:52
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- Dip Viscous
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Look out, the [Peanuts muted trombone grownup noise]-ians are coming!
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Mar 6, 2022 23:01
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- Karate Bastard
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Conan the Barbarian claims to have won the duel, the problem is his opponent Conan the Contrarian doesn't agree. Onan the Barbarian wasn't available for comment.
Haha
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Mar 6, 2022 23:06
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- Karate Bastard
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If you ever wondered to yourself, who is Onan the Barbarian, then you can click this link to go to Oglaf and see for yourself.
Headsup there is a lot of nsfw content on Oglaf, even though this particular one isn't very risqué.
https://www.oglaf.com/feral-chic/
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Mar 6, 2022 23:17
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Thinking about how the word "barbarian" originated as a derogatory term for foreigners who spoke a different language, and at the time "bar bar" was the typical onomatopoeia for speaking gibberish.
So if the term were invented today it would probably be something like "blahblahian." Maybe even "hurfdurfian?"
It's-all-Greek-to-me-arian is a bit ungainly, TBH.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 7, 2022 00:39
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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we should call auto mechanics carcarians
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Mar 9, 2022 14:14
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- Karate Bastard
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Pirates, aka aaraarians.
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Mar 10, 2022 11:01
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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onlyenemies, a subscription based site where you can pay to say mean things to famous people and they have to read them out loud
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Mar 11, 2022 19:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Preaching Christianity to the Ents and they really don't get it. They take a very strong to dislike to Jesus being a carpenter and believe that him being nailed to two planks of wood is "poetic justice".
E: And they really struggle with basic concepts like "covetousness" and "blood".
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Mar 12, 2022
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Mar 12, 2022 00:02
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Preaching Christianity to the Ents and they really don't get it. They take a very strong to dislike to Jesus being a carpenter and believe that him being nailed to two planks of wood is "poetic justice".
E: And they really struggle with basic concepts like "covetousness" and "blood".
Wow, what a coincidence! Because, you see, Jesus Christ had an entmoot as well. It's called The Last Supper, and wouldn't you know it, it started on almost the very same day! So really, an entmoot is pretty much just a celebration of communion with our Lord and Saviour, and we'd really like you to start referring to it as such.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:21
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- ChubbyChecker
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i really can't follow the storyline here. are they supposed to already know each other already? i hope he doesn't have any other pizzas waiting in the car to be delivered, this has taken like 20 minutes and they're still not done
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Mar 12, 2022 13:39
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- RavenousScoot
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"sorry miss, they were all out of pepperoni, but I got your big sausage pizza here"
[opens box to reveal cock through pizza]
"seriously? I know you got like 3 more pizzas in the car, let me see them, I bet someone else got pepperoni"
[she runs out to the car and opens every other box to reveal cocks sticking up through those pizzas like interdimensional glory holes]
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Mar 12, 2022 17:48
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- Karate Bastard
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Imagining your av as the pizza guy, flipping his tricks to keep up with pizza lady opening pizza carton glory holes
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Mar 12, 2022 18:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A trading card game but there's a trading card of just everyone.
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Mar 12, 2022 18:35
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- Robot Made of Meat
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A trading card game but there's a trading card of just everyone.
Collect all 7 billion!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 12, 2022 20:04
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May 25, 2024 13:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Gleefully tearing open my new Humanity trading cards and catching sight of my first. Emre Demir a taxi driver from Uzunköprü.
e: Disturbingly the cards fully doxx the person concerned.
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Mar 12, 2022 20:13
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lol
