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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

the worst part is every time they post a poem they get twenty redditors fawning over their work and thanking them for putting magic back in the world

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Smirking_Serpent posted:

the worst part is redditors

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I wasnt always afraid of Reddit

That was before I met the redditors

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Dude :nms: that poo poo

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


I clicked on "expand comments"...

it was a highly upvoted schoodledoo poem

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
It's impossible to look up anything about a celebrity on the internet without being referred to the vast array of bespoke porn subreddits, many not even NSFW tagged (none of the below are).

1. TaylorSwiftsLegs has 42k subscribers
2. TaylorSwiftBreasts 30k
3. TaylorSwiftMidriff 3.6k
4. TaylorSwiftBum 33k
5. TaylorSwiftHips 410
6. TaylorSwiftFace 376
7. TaylorSwiftsFeet 5k
8. taylorswiftarmpit 6k
9. taylorswiftarmpits 360

I can only imagine the schism that occurred to create the last two.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

William Bear posted:

8. taylorswiftarmpit 6k
9. taylorswiftarmpits 360

I can only imagine the schism that occurred to create the last two.
I really hope it's about "do both armpits have to be in the photo, or just one?", because God bless weird porn-reddit content nitpicks

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


William Bear posted:

It's impossible to look up anything about a celebrity on the internet without being referred to the vast array of bespoke porn subreddits, many not even NSFW tagged (none of the below are).

1. TaylorSwiftsLegs has 42k subscribers
2. TaylorSwiftBreasts 30k
3. TaylorSwiftMidriff 3.6k
4. TaylorSwiftBum 33k
5. TaylorSwiftHips 410
6. TaylorSwiftFace 376
7. TaylorSwiftsFeet 5k
8. taylorswiftarmpit 6k
9. taylorswiftarmpits 360

I can only imagine the schism that occurred to create the last two.

if its anything like when "normal" subreddits split, one of them will be super right wing

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I think an outside force pitted them against each other

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

William Bear posted:

8. taylorswiftarmpit 6k
9. taylorswiftarmpits 360

I can only imagine the schism that occurred to create the last two.
It puts the filioque controversy to shame

Does she only shave the left one or something? Nah, looking at the sub numbers it's pretty obvious #9 is filled with people who got run off from #8 for some reason, probably being too creepy. From a subreddit called "taylorswiftarmpit". Think about that for a minute.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Brawnfire posted:

I think an outside force pitted them against each other

please dont I csnt take it

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

if its anything like when "normal" subreddits split, one of them will be super right wing

Be right back, I've got to make /r/TaylorSwiftArmpitThe_Donald.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

poo poo, that felt like more than a fart...
Wait, whose pants are these?!

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

I'm very disappointed in the feet people

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




evilpicard posted:

I'm very disappointed in the feet people

From my long experience of reading comments on websites, I've concluded that feet people don't like being fenced in their own little pasture. They prefer to impose themselves on any and all photos of women everywhere.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

please dont I csnt take it

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Brandfarlig posted:

please dont I csnt take it

:lmao: dang

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

William Bear posted:

Be right back, I've got to make /r/TaylorSwiftArmpitThe_Donald.

everyone ignore this guy and join my new subreddit instead r/TaylorSwiftArmpitsThe_Donald

we’ve got both armpits and it’s WAY more right wing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

gbs but from 2004 posted:

r/TaylorSwiftArmpitsThe_Donald
Well that's an image I'll never shake

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gbs but from 2004 posted:

everyone ignore this guy and join my new subreddit instead r/TaylorSwiftArmpitsThe_Donald

we’ve got both armpits and it’s WAY more right wing

You can say whatever you want here :smuggo:

*gets banned for saying Nazis are bad*

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Not the place I expected an anti-war political statement

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
:lol: @ /r/forcedbreeding leading the charge against Russian aggression

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

This is this war's version of a budhist monk setting himself on fire

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
hell yeah it’s about time one of the heavy hitters took action

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009



That's no ordinary milk

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Inside all of us, a milk creature.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

El Jeffe posted:

That's no ordinary milk

No bones about it

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




El Jeffe posted:



That's no ordinary milk

Sounds more like malk.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
everyone likes typing on reddit until they get punched in the mouth

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

So this clown can manage to count to three but Valve can’t, huh?

Thanks GabeN.

EDIT: Oh gently caress I bet hundreds of Redditors made the same joke. :negative:

Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Mar 12, 2022

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:qq: oh no I have to take care of my baby, can't play games as much :argh:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Pennywise the Frown posted:

:qq: oh no I have to take care of my baby, can't play games as much :argh:

How long until that dude posts in AITA?

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Good god

I know labor can be a long and sometimes boring process before the actual action starts but maybe just talk to your loving pardner. It looks like there's poo poo going on at that moment too put down your loving phone and bideogame machine and go help.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

lobsterminator posted:

How long until that dude posts in AITA?

he probably already does

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I posted that picture in another thread and I was told I was wrong so I just don’t know anymore lol

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Honestly think you guys are reaching. I've had two friends tell me the switch was the best thing they bought. A lot of early parenting is sitting still while a baby sleeps on you.


The Fattest PI posted:

Good god

I know labor can be a long and sometimes boring process before the actual action starts but maybe just talk to your loving pardner. It looks like there's poo poo going on at that moment too put down your loving phone and bideogame machine and go help.

It's 3rd baby so likely not that long, but yeah labour can last DAYS. Dad's 'help' by fetching poo poo and keeping the mum company if they want it. I'm not sure what you want him to be doing. And it doesn't look like anything is going down from that image. They might even just be waiting to go to theatre for a section.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I mean, it’s obviously terrible if he’s being inattentive, and it’s obviously fine if he’s being attentive, but I think the real problem there is that he’s making the birth of his child about video games to karma farm.

It’s like starting a thread in GBS titled “At hospital, broke watat.” and the entire post is a picture of a fiestacat plush sitting in a bedpan in a delivery room and “thanks jeffrey”.

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Blue Moonlight posted:

but I think the real problem there is that he’s making the birth of his child about video games to karma farm.


Pretty much this.

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