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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



The amount of damage done to the meat via roadkill should also be a factor here. I’ve eaten a roadkilled deer, but only the backstraps.

e: this is a bad snipe, but I refuse to elaborate what this is in reference to.

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

LoNgEr ThAn YoU tHiNk DAD!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The kid in the story was a crisis actor in the pay of Big Jaunt they knock you out to extract all your adrenochrome that's why the kid got so old.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1503123347680514058

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

RIP Matthew Modine

??

He was alive on twitter an hour ago. Did you mean William Hurt?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Carteret posted:

??

He was alive on twitter an hour ago. Did you mean William Hurt?

no, matthew modine is a different person than will hurt

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Captain Monkey posted:

no, matthew modine is a different person than will hurt

Yeah, thats why I'm confused why we are RIP'ing him.

https://twitter.com/MatthewModine/status/1503132056313868290?s=20&t=FdMQn_0pLu2rGK0bh1iDMw

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Bc it's the joke we do in this thread (when Matthew Modine dies, which he does often and he is also dead now)? Isn't it :confuoot:

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Frank Frank posted:

LoNgEr ThAn YoU tHiNk DAD!

That story hosed me up when I was a kid. It made me seriously rethink the concept of eternal life without an exit button.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

That story hosed me up when I was a kid. It made me seriously rethink the concept of eternal life without an exit button.

Same.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


Cannot believe that the math actually checks out. There is a god

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

some plague rats posted:

Off to have a good old time on twitter, just watching children's cartoons and posting the jokes I see

This, but unironically.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

cohsae posted:

Cannot believe that the math actually checks out. There is a god

... holy poo poo!

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


https://twitter.com/BanananaTwinky/status/1502985078560813058

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Furries evolving from internet weirdos to internet progenitor race is really funny.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Bc it's the joke we do in this thread (when Matthew Modine dies, which he does often and he is also dead now)? Isn't it :confuoot:

that's the meme thread. this is the tweet thread.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1502556897840226308

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We've all been there.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Reminds me of that tweet about a medieval peasant never experiencing half the flavor of a single dorito. That's one of the comfiest hogs in history.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

replace the trash with dirty laundry and move it to a garage and that was me ages 23-32

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/spurtmagoo/status/1503233432586924032

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1503278015362469888

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1503066076883689480

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Mr. Fix It posted:

that's the meme thread. this is the tweet thread.

oh :saddowns:

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

this is a SERIUOUS thread. get a grip

https://twitter.com/cheeseraven11/status/1502800101810614278?t=RkH0WfKGebdqzts5S9UpZg&s=19
https://twitter.com/3Dgifdubstep/status/1503079242246017024?t=aIvp0TYzHKPZdd9XrUHT5w&s=19
https://twitter.com/papstuko/status/1502522057304682496?t=hyrrOHueLaIYHR83Gjf6tw&s=19

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Mr. Fix It posted:

that's the meme thread. this is the tweet thread.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hmmm elon seems down bad after all the grimes news


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1503287788652871680

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1503276966874595330

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

lmao he's so mad

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being butthurt about literally anything

what a dork

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Why, look everyone, it's Current Thing Supporter Elon Musk

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

https://twitter.com/GaryBuh/status/1502410382454919169

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
If I was the richest person in the world I wouldn't have time for posting inscrutable memes to nerds because I'd be too busy skiing or rollerblading or something fun like that.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

"so you're against completely pointless misery? what a tool" :smug:

Imagine being mad about someone wanting things to not suck.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This is why I hate fromsoft games

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Mauser posted:

If I was the richest person in the world I wouldn't have time for posting inscrutable memes to nerds because I'd be too busy skiing or rollerblading or something fun like that.
There's a photo of Richard Branson waterskiing with a naked supermodel on his back, and that's the kind of thing I expected all billionaires to be doing. Like, wasn't living life like James Bond on his weekends off the point of becoming a billionaire?

Turns out most of them just love accumulating power, and in Elon's case he decided to want to become a le epic bacon Rick & Morty Szechuan sauce shitposter.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I have said yes to everybody who has asked me to pledge to them in Elden Ring and I have no idea what most of it means.

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Garrand posted:

I have said yes to everybody who has asked me to pledge to them in Elden Ring and I have no idea what most of it means.

The good news is unless you do some really esoteric steps most of them end up insane/dead before it ends up mattering!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mauser posted:

If I was the richest person in the world I wouldn't have time for posting inscrutable memes to nerds because I'd be too busy skiing or rollerblading or something fun like that.

Hell yeah.

If I had a billion dollars I would live every day like the kid in the movie Blank Check

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Garrand posted:

I have said yes to everybody who has asked me to pledge to them in Elden Ring and I have no idea what most of it means.

I did this once in Dark Souls and had to play the rest of the game with a cartoonishly large dragon head.

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Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

zoux posted:

This is why I hate fromsoft games

Hesitation is defeat.

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