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I think you can legit see one of the victim's teeth fly out of his mouth on that 
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Mar 13, 2022 23:04
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just underlining 'everyone who trains muay thai is a lunatic' in my big book of the seven things I have learned as an adult
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FullLeatherJacket posted:just underlining 'everyone who trains muay thai is a lunatic' in my big book of the seven things I have learned as an adult
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Gigi Galli posted:Fist like a traction engine I think he hits him with his elbow
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Mar 14, 2022 12:08
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shut up blegum posted:I think he hits him with his elbow Elbow like a traction engine.
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Mar 14, 2022 13:05
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Ol’ Quincy isn’t having a good month https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1503358296945827844?s=20&t=c3ztxPGblYl2nLV0Dre_1A
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Mar 14, 2022 14:16
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wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys
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Mar 14, 2022 14:26
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Jel Shaker posted:wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys The cut from selling 4000 kilos of coke would probably be a bit bigger than a Spartak Moscow or Ajax salary. If it's a family thing it's not just going to be about money though.
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Mar 14, 2022 14:40
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Jel Shaker posted:wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys Footballers are incredibly stupid OP
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Mar 14, 2022 17:16
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First you get the money...
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Brendan Rodgers posted:The cut from selling 4000 kilos of coke would probably be a bit bigger than a Spartak Moscow or Ajax salary. Yeah, that's something like £300m worth of coke, you're not getting that sort of money as a footballer unless you get signed by Barca after one good season in the Bundesliga
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Yeah, that's something like £300m worth of coke, you're not getting that sort of money as a footballer unless you get signed by Barca after one good season in the Bundesliga A lot of people to pay up and down the chain but yeah, it's gonna be a lot, especially when this was just one of the shipments. 4000 kilos is like, crime lord level.
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Mar 14, 2022 20:31
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this does explain why he was willing to murder his cousin
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Mar 14, 2022 20:34
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Could be bullshit but there is stuff flying around on social media that Calvert Lewin is due in Chester Court tomorrow over solicitation of sexual services.
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Mar 14, 2022 22:43
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Brendan Rodgers posted:A lot of people to pay up and down the chain but yeah, it's gonna be a lot, especially when this was just one of the shipments. 4000 kilos is like, crime lord level. That's almost a fifth of what the CIA were smuggling every day in the 80s, that's pretty hardcore. But yeah any time you're going beyond a kilo you're into Serious Business, which really begs the question why they needed a footballer to front up the money, and suggests there might be some even juicier (or possibly much, much funnier) details in there.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Could be bullshit but there is stuff flying around on social media that Calvert Lewin is due in Chester Court tomorrow over solicitation of sexual services. As long as he was soliciting them from a human being of legal age that's almost a breath of fresh air.
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Mar 15, 2022 00:02
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Jose posted:this does explain why he was willing to murder his cousin Imagine how many smaller distributors and dealers it would take to sell a shipment of 4 million grams of coke, when users buy 1-7 grams at a time, and also the chain of logistics that got that shipment to Holland. I bet he's involved in some really nasty stuff that we'll never hear about.
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Mar 15, 2022 00:04
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Jel Shaker posted:wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys Absolutely not. Cocaine is the most profitable substance in the world.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Could be bullshit but there is stuff flying around on social media that Calvert Lewin is due in Chester Court tomorrow over solicitation of sexual services. I had thought his crimes were primarily fashion related.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Could be bullshit but there is stuff flying around on social media that Calvert Lewin is due in Chester Court tomorrow over solicitation of sexual services. I refuse to believe that. He can gently caress my gf
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Could be bullshit but there is stuff flying around on social media that Calvert Lewin is due in Chester Court tomorrow over solicitation of sexual services. If true I guarantee that one of his friends or teammates was also going to participate in the sexual services.
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As long as it wasn't Sigurdsson
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Mar 15, 2022 08:38
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Tabloids saying it's for speeding and failing to produce ID, even more refreshing.
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Mar 15, 2022 08:40
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Footballers just don't get done for speeding like they used to. Games gone
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Mar 15, 2022 09:29
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https://twitter.com/4_4_fucking_two/status/1503775587101515778 Bit odd it went to court, 58 in a 50 is bang on the threshold for prosecution (10%+3mph). I suppose they wanted the money from the sliding-scale fine rather than the £60 fixed penalty notice you'd normally get for that.
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Mar 16, 2022 00:28
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I was confused as to how you get £1600 for doing 8 over before learning it’s on a sliding scale. lol.
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Or why you get out on bail for rape and assault 
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/4_4_fucking_two/status/1503775587101515778 I read somewhere that he refused to identify himself when he was stopped lol, maybe thats why it went to court.
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Myssu posted:I read somewhere that he refused to identify himself when he was stopped lol, maybe thats why it went to court. There's no legal requirement to carry ID in the UK, even a driving license when driving, but plod really don't like it when people actually point that out and I can certainly see them going "Right Mr. Clever-Dick, enjoy your day in court" and doing all the paperwork rather than pushing the FPN button. (Also I can *definitely* see a copper pulling over a person of colour in a very expensive car on the flimsiest of excuses and then prosecuting them to the fullest extent of the law, my pasty white arse has gotten off with a warning for triple-digit speeds on NSL roads more than once)
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goddamnedtwisto posted:There's no legal requirement to carry ID in the UK, even a driving license when driving, but plod really don't like it when people actually point that out and I can certainly see them going "Right Mr. Clever-Dick, enjoy your day in court" and doing all the paperwork rather than pushing the FPN button. This is presuming he wasnt picked up by a traffic camera and sent a notice.
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CyberPingu posted:This is presuming he wasnt picked up by a traffic camera and sent a notice. *Definitely* wouldn't have gone to court then, the whole point of gatsos is cheapness and 58 in a 50 would have have automatically triggered an FPN, there's no human in the chain. The only way to end up in court for anything below about 20% over the speed limit (apart from in special circumstances) is a) you get pulled over and the copper decides to send it to court instead of going for an FPN or b) you get caught by a camera and you decide to dispute it. Actually b) might even be the case, the reports seem a bit vague as to whether or not he pled guilty. e: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dominic-calvert-lewin-court-everton-26469659 quote:Chester Magistrates’ Court heard on Tuesday that Calvert-Lewin’s vehicle was recorded speeding on the A533 Central Expressway southbound near Halton Lodge towards Beechwood at 1.08pm on August 18 last year. His Lamborghini was travelling at 58mph in a 50mph zone. So sounds like he tried to play silly buggers and not name the driver when he got the Notice of Intended Prosecution then changed his plea to guilty at the last minute, presumably because they offered him a deal of dropping the failure to provide details. goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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That's a massive amount of wine. Wonder what it'll take from him to stop getting jobs in football at this point https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/1504806033386053663?t=QgsKiVYtpxU2b_wMopuloQ&s=19
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Jose posted:That's a massive amount of wine. Wonder what it'll take from him to stop getting jobs in football at this point i have some bad news concerning white men facing consequences for their actions op
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Jose posted:That's a massive amount of wine. Wonder what it'll take from him to stop getting jobs in football at this point his kind of football smarts just doesn't come around that much
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Jel Shaker posted:ex wife surely?
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Jel Shaker posted:ex wife surely? Well…
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