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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
edwin van der sar being terrified of headers


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

greazeball posted:

I remember a story about RVP still being really into WAZZZAAAAAAAP in like 2013

Iirc that was a fake excerpt from Walcott’s autobiography but it was funny as hell

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered some reporter asking Ronald about the situation in Qatar and him saying 'i don't care about that and neither do any footballers. We don't talk about politics in the dressing room, we talk about who's got a new bag or a new car and that's it'.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
I kind of respect that.
The only people in an organization whose opinion on politics (on that level anyway) I care about are the owners. And the manager, in cases where the owner has a conflict of interest (so pretty much all of them)

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered some reporter asking Ronald about the situation in Qatar and him saying 'i don't care about that and neither do any footballers. We don't talk about politics in the dressing room, we talk about who's got a new bag or a new car and that's it'.

All comparing the little washbags that they carry off the coach

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

greazeball posted:

I remember a story about RVP still being really into WAZZZAAAAAAAP in like 2013

This was from the fake excerpt of Theo Walcott's autobiography which was hilarious

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



hahaha yessss thank you

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
That time Finn started the El Hadji Diouf thread but couldn't post his own because of legal poo poo, and a bunch of the submissions were put up in an art gallery

https://movingimage.us/event/we-tripped-el-hadji-diouf-the-story-of-a-photoshop-thread-2/

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Vinestalk posted:

That time Finn started the El Hadji Diouf thread but couldn't post his own because of legal poo poo, and a bunch of the submissions were put up in an art gallery

https://movingimage.us/event/we-tripped-el-hadji-diouf-the-story-of-a-photoshop-thread-2/

also this gallery of random selfies people took with an annoyed roy keane, accompanied by the specific way he told them to gently caress off while taking it

https://www.cultureoncall.com/the-sixteenth-chapel/

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Lol amazing

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




FullLeatherJacket posted:

also this gallery of random selfies people took with an annoyed roy keane, accompanied by the specific way he told them to gently caress off while taking it

https://www.cultureoncall.com/the-sixteenth-chapel/

bisonyes

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

also this gallery of random selfies people took with an annoyed roy keane, accompanied by the specific way he told them to gently caress off while taking it

https://www.cultureoncall.com/the-sixteenth-chapel/

lol this owns

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

$$$$$$$$$
Clapping Larry

Vinestalk posted:

That time Finn started the El Hadji Diouf thread but couldn't post his own because of legal poo poo, and a bunch of the submissions were put up in an art gallery

https://movingimage.us/event/we-tripped-el-hadji-diouf-the-story-of-a-photoshop-thread-2/

wasn't his account name 't couchfucker' or some poo poo at the time?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Redstar Baldgreg was also a good name

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Aug 31, 2004


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Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




sticksy posted:

Redstar Baldgreg was also a good name

Red Star Baldgreg and Blue Star Error were both top top top names.

Baldo di Gregario was also very funny.

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

quote:

Baldassare 'Baldo' di Gregorio is a German football manager and football player who currently works for Germania Schwanheim as a playing manager. He also holds Italian citizenship. Wikipedia

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Finding that picture of Anderson reminded me of the excerpt from Fabio/Rafa da Silvia's joint autobiography (lol) about Anderson's fat kid like obsession with cheeseburgers:

quote:

In his new joint autobiography with twin brother Fabio, the ex-United full-back said: “We could be on the team coach and pass the services on the motorway and Anderson would jump up impulsively and yell ‘McDonald’s, McDonald’s’.

https://talksport.com/football/913717/anderson-love-mcdonalds-rafael-manchester-united/amp/

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
that time French winger Florian Thauvin wore a tuxedo to a Newcastle home game for some reason

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




Staying with the French theme, the time Sylvain Distin announced his international retirement after never having been called up.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Myssu posted:

Staying with the French theme, the time Sylvain Distin announced his international retirement after never having been called up.

You gotta post how he did it too

https://twitter.com/sylvaind15tin/status/466518946729177088

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

That time Italy missed the World Cup again because they couldn't break down the defense of North Macedonia.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Also that they hurried up to naturalize yet another Brazilian in time for the MKD game, then gave him ten minutes at the end.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://youtu.be/TbDzouUuD8E

Related: the t-shirts the Brazil team wore in support of Neymar like he had actually died instead of just being a huge pussy who rolls around all of the time

sticksy fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 25, 2022

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
As I recall he had a fractured vertebra. He's otherwise a massive diving oval office but that injury was actually legit.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

jeebus bob posted:

As I recall he had a fractured vertebra. He's otherwise a massive diving oval office but that injury was actually legit.
Well yes that's what made it so funny - everyone just assumed he was being his usually massive diving oval office self and then it turned out after the fact that...oh poo poo...he actually did have fractured vertebrae and he wasn't faking it at all.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



The bitch who cried wolf

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

greazeball posted:

The bitch who cried

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Crazy Ted posted:

Well yes that's what made it so funny - everyone just assumed he was being his usually massive diving oval office self and then it turned out after the fact that...oh poo poo...he actually did have fractured vertebrae and he wasn't faking it at all.

IIRC the Brazilians had been targeting James all game and this was essentially a revenge tackle because the ref had lost control.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Backdoor Delivery posted:

IIRC the Brazilians had been targeting James all game and this was essentially a revenge tackle because the ref had lost control.

and IIRC there wasn't even a card given for a pretty obviously deliberate knee to the back

poetic justice, really

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Thomas Partey was asked by Sky what he would be if he wasn't a footballer and his answer was Michael Essien

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Andre Marriner not being able to keep his light skinned guys straight and giving Kieran Gibbs a red card instead of Oxlade-Chamberlain.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

FullLeatherJacket posted:

also this gallery of random selfies people took with an annoyed roy keane, accompanied by the specific way he told them to gently caress off while taking it

https://www.cultureoncall.com/the-sixteenth-chapel/

this rules so much

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered pogbas goal against Switzerland and the cool rehearsed celebration he did because he was sure he'd just sealed the win. Lmao

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered pogbas goal against Switzerland and the cool rehearsed celebration he did because he was sure he'd just sealed the win. Lmao

Also lolling at remembering him practicing his celebration in the pre-match warm-ups for Utd

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered pogbas goal against Switzerland and the cool rehearsed celebration he did because he was sure he'd just sealed the win. Lmao

https://twitter.com/EURO2024/status/1409654352407580673

never forget :mcrappe: :mcrappe: :mcrappe: :mcrappe: :mcrappe:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered pogbas goal against Switzerland and the cool rehearsed celebration he did because he was sure he'd just sealed the win. Lmao

You missed that he was incredibly culpable for France conceding lol

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Man that really was a great Euros

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Gus poyet getting sacked by text on live TV

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
just remembered that time when everton got two penalties in a relegation six pointer and still lost

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