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mweber posted:I wish people thought of me as a regular guy more often. I don't know why, but that made me remember the brief period a while back where Jonathan was convinced about how he'd be really good at starting a side job as some kind of life coach where people would pay to have conversations with him and he'd help sort out their decisions or something LMA to the motherfucking O
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flesh dance posted:I don't know why, but that made me remember the brief period a while back where Jonathan was convinced about how he'd be really good at starting a side job as some kind of life coach where people would pay to have conversations with him and he'd help sort out their decisions or something And that reminded me of the time Jonathan’s mother suggested that he become a high end bodyguard. She thought his clients would love him because he has such a great personality, but he’d have to learn martial arts.
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Mar 2, 2022 14:35
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We all know the side job Jonathan would be best at, and that was Seth's suggestion that they set him up as some type of guru/shaman at the UFO convention
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Mar 2, 2022 14:38
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JethroMcB posted:We all know the side job Jonathan would be best at, and that was Seth's suggestion that they set him up as some type of guru/shaman at the UFO convention Yeah with seth writing his lines and stuff. That would definitely be the most successful.
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Mar 2, 2022 15:45
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That reminds me of Jonathan getting roasted by some strangers “IT’S THE LOVE GURU” I wish I knew the episode because I remember him not taking it well
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:That reminds me of Jonathan getting roasted by some strangers “IT’S THE LOVE GURU” Episode 123: Jonathan gets carded while buying cigarettes and "Two straight cholos at the register next to him look at Jah, and say 'Leave him alone man!' 'Yeah, he’s the Love Guru!' They then got into a tricked Z28 with 20s and rolled out while hysterically laughing." lol Weck's Wiki is the gift that keeps on giving. Very next episode: "Jah was at a gas station two days ago, getting gouged at the pump. It’s about 10:30 p.m. and he’s filling up his tank, and sees a scantily clad young girl with tiny hot shorts and a tank top with white platforms, amazing body, super tan, kind of trashy but dope and sexy. She walks across the parking lot to the most beat-to-gently caress Honda Accord Jah has ever seen with horrible window tint. She gets in, starts the engine, and 'Cherry Pie' by Warrant is bumping and she’s mouthing the words and singing along. Jah looks at her and begins hysterically laughing. Jah starts his car, and she gets in reverse, drives back and rolls her window down, and says 'I just want to let you know that your dreds are really sexy.' His awesome reply is, 'Oh, thanks.' Jah gets home later and thinks Wait, I don’t have dreds." JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Mar 2, 2022 |
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My wife talking to me just now: "Do you get all of your information about LA from Uhh Yeah Dude?" JethroMcB posted:Episode 123: Jonathan gets carded while buying cigarettes and "Two straight cholos at the register next to him look at Jah, and say 'Leave him alone man!' 'Yeah, he’s the Love Guru!' They then got into a tricked Z28 with 20s and rolled out while hysterically laughing." Lmao C-Euro fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Mar 3, 2022 |
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JethroMcB posted:Episode 123: Jonathan gets carded while buying cigarettes and "Two straight cholos at the register next to him look at Jah, and say 'Leave him alone man!' 'Yeah, he’s the Love Guru!' They then got into a tricked Z28 with 20s and rolled out while hysterically laughing." Thank you. Listening to 123 now and it also has "Lesbiamos or gay female roarmate"
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JethroMcB posted:Episode 123: Jonathan gets carded while buying cigarettes and "Two straight cholos at the register next to him look at Jah, and say 'Leave him alone man!' 'Yeah, he’s the Love Guru!' They then got into a tricked Z28 with 20s and rolled out while hysterically laughing." lmao
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Thank you. Listening to 123 now and it also has "Lesbiamos or gay female roarmate" lol I found myself typing "Lesbiamis" into Google recently for no reason
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JethroMcB posted:Episode 123: Jonathan gets carded while buying cigarettes and "Two straight cholos at the register next to him look at Jah, and say 'Leave him alone man!' 'Yeah, he’s the Love Guru!' They then got into a tricked Z28 with 20s and rolled out while hysterically laughing." incredible
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Wasn’t there another time a woman flashed him when he was working at a pet store?
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Ok another episode number request: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna32646931 The guy who got caught multiple times hiding inside the toilet vault at parks.
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If we're requesting stuff:Riptor posted:
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Leave me alone, I'm conjuring nectar
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I got duped by a handsome man at the mall.
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Brock Samson posted:If we're requesting stuff: I love that Seth does not indulge that kind of stuff in the slightest. Even for the sake of conversation he won't go along, he instantly calls bullshit. Of course he goes a little overboard with it with his hatred of sci-fi and fantasy. They're fictional stories Seth! They can be enjoyable and even meaningful, even though mechas and magic don't actually exist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeTx-D3ZM10
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Science fictio epic gently caress
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jackhunter64 posted:Science fictio epic gently caress I can't do epic gently caress!!
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Magic Underwear posted:I love that Seth does not indulge that kind of stuff in the slightest. Even for the sake of conversation he won't go along, he instantly calls bullshit. Of course he goes a little overboard with it with his hatred of sci-fi and fantasy. They're fictional stories Seth! They can be enjoyable and even meaningful, even though mechas and magic don't actually exist. Someone said this earlier in the thread, but I wonder how much of Seth's struggle to get his acting career off the ground can be attributed to his complete inability and refusal to suspend his disbelief in anything.
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Seth is the least normal person I'm aware of that thinks he's the most normal and Jah is the most pampered that thinks he's a common man. and thats what makes the show so good
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Seth is the only guy I have ever known that is interested in celebrity gossip.
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Seth is so wonderful because he has extreme amounts of anxiety and he loving hates doing anything and even so, he doesn’t smoke or carry a cellphone so he has to rawdog reality when he goes outside three times a day to eat meals and go to every single thing.
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inferis posted:Seth is so wonderful because he has extreme amounts of anxiety and he loving hates doing anything and even so, he doesn’t smoke or carry a cellphone so he has to rawdog reality when he goes outside three times a day to eat meals and go to every single thing. He is the last sane person not mediated through social media whatever. All the rest are insane old people.
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mistermojo posted:Seth is the least normal person I'm aware of that thinks he's the most normal and Jah is the most pampered that thinks he's a common man. and thats what makes the show so good Perfectly complementary psychoses, you love to see it.
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C-Euro posted:Someone said this earlier in the thread, but I wonder how much of Seth's struggle to get his acting career off the ground can be attributed to his complete inability and refusal to suspend his disbelief in anything. It doesn't help things. Remember when he dismissed BREAKING BAD as being "so bad" when it started? This was purely based on the idea that Cranston was a comedy guy and was now doing drama. As though the concept of an actor doing differing roles was alien to Seth, an actor. It's funnier still that years later he actually watched it and loved it. Seth is a gifted actor though, given he's been playing an Italian for decades.
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Yeah, does anyone remember the ep when Seth started lovewatching breaking bad? I feel it was somewhere in the 700s.
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The thing that bummed me out was Seth not being down with Good Time, which seemed like it would have been a sure thing for him. No sci-fi, no fantasy, just a gritty little thing about scumbags trying to get one over on each other.Lampsacus posted:Yeah, does anyone remember the ep when Seth started lovewatching breaking bad? I feel it was somewhere in the 700s. Found a Reddit thread that says it's 817.
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JethroMcB posted:The thing that bummed me out was Seth not being down with Good Time, which seemed like it would have been a sure thing for him. No sci-fi, no fantasy, just a gritty little thing about scumbags trying to get one over on each other. Yeah I'm guessing he just couldn't get past Robert Pattinson (which is a shame, since he's quite good in it). It's basically COPS the movie (just with basically no police), it seems micro-targeted at Seth.
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General Dog posted:Yeah I'm guessing he just couldn't get past Robert Pattinson (which is a shame, since he's quite good in it). It's basically COPS the movie (just with basically no police), it seems micro-targeted at Seth. It's because of the Pattinson thing, so in like 7 years Seth is going to watch it again and decide that it was good. I know it takes more than this to be an actor, but it is funny that Seth tried to be one when he seems to have a crippling aversion to talking to anyone that isn't Jah. I thought we were going to see a different side to Seth when they did the WTF interview with Maron but it's 95% Jonathan.
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Yeah I think back to that wtf interview sometimes, Marc's partner (at the time?) was super into uyd so they scored it. And Seth reminded me of those really funny introverts who need particular social settings to relax and enjoy being the funny person out loud. Also I think a few years later, when he had his bit part on Maron, Seth gave Marc a lift from lax and was super stoked about it. Thinking about it now, I feel like Marc would fit in real well with the boys. But there is no way their business practices align haha
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Lampsacus posted:Seth gave Marc a lift from lax and was super stoked about it.
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Jonathan spent five years in high school, plus summer school every year, including the summer after he graduated. “He was Batman.” “Which one?” “The most recent one.” “Michael Keaton!” mweber fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Mar 15, 2022 |
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mweber posted:“He was Batman.” OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT TO MONEY?
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Ep. 911 is gold, two long classic bits back to back on the subjects of realdolls and antisemitism
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some days I just think the words ‘captain Tom Bristol from under the black ensign’ and just laugh
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MechaSeinfeld posted:some days I just think the words ‘captain Tom Bristol from under the black ensign’ and just laugh Thanks to UYD I assume any Pirate that isn't Of the Caribbean is, in fact, Captain Tom Bristol from Under the Black Ensign
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See the Face of a Man Whose Skull Was Mounted on a Stake 8,000 Years Ago I'm not the only one seeing it right?
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General Dog posted:See the Face of a Man Whose Skull Was Mounted on a Stake 8,000 Years Ago https://www.uhhyeahdude.shaman Anyone remember from years ago the segment “Hipster or Hobo?” (or something like that) that was footage of Jonathan window shopping? And they couldn’t decide which one he was? Does anyone have that link around?
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