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GWBBQ posted:do you think i would have posted it for everyone's amusement if i wasn't already fully aware of that? good job idiot
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Mar 14, 2022 17:05
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I love the idea of sensing magnetism, but not enough to implant something.
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Mar 14, 2022 17:17
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pseudosavior posted:As a fellow bird-surnamed human, i also stand alongside our eventual avian overlords. "My surname is a bird, your civilisation is invalid."
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Mar 14, 2022 17:28
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1503366303964348420
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Mar 14, 2022 18:02
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If you've ever met Tesla owners this is one of the last shocking things you'll ever read
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Mar 14, 2022 18:03
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Ham Equity posted:If only someone could come up with a way for you to see what items are in stock through one of those freezer doors... if only. They put these in near me. The one holding the Coke Zero - basically the only thing I open these shelves for - is always broken and dark.
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Mar 14, 2022 18:17
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https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/status/1503115031227121666
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Mar 14, 2022 19:18
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ulmont posted:They put these in near me. The one holding the Coke Zero - basically the only thing I open these shelves for - is always broken and dark. Turn on your monitor.
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Mar 14, 2022 20:18
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Never give up using pin code. gently caress biometrics.
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Mar 14, 2022 21:36
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Ham Equity posted:
Maybe some kinda of an app that lets you do AR xray vision inside the fridge through the screen door!
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Mar 14, 2022 22:46
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science person: we have at long last developed a translation device that can help us understand the language of crows. my crow friends, why do you attempt to destroy our machines? crow: yolo biotch
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Mar 14, 2022 22:48
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https://twitter.com/JosephPolitano/status/1503131005389099011
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Mar 15, 2022 00:36
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gonna change the password to stop and the stopword to walk 
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Mar 15, 2022 11:25
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Mar 15, 2022 19:32
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I will enjoy watching this trainwreck proceed lmao https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1503192965111599108
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Mar 15, 2022 19:45
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:I will enjoy watching this trainwreck proceed lmao inshallah
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Mar 15, 2022 19:48
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Perhaps it was wrong to conceive of a universe without genitals
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Mar 15, 2022 19:49
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the scam singularity approaches. new scams rise and fall faster than the human mind can comprehend. experts predict that in the future scams will emerge, rip you off, and then vanish before you even notice they were there at all.
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Mar 15, 2022 20:49
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https://twitter.com/GrantOB/status/1503515906730721280
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Mar 15, 2022 21:14
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what goddamn url needs a QR code that complicated
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Mar 15, 2022 21:15
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more falafel please posted:what goddamn url needs a QR code that complicated code:
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Mar 15, 2022 21:18
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Click here to see time
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Mar 15, 2022 21:20
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withak posted:
lol that they made UTM codes for this sign It's very important for us to track how much traffic this sign generated
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Mar 15, 2022 21:23
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PostNouveau posted:lol that they made UTM codes for this sign turns out its zero traffic
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Mar 15, 2022 21:49
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download our app and register for free to view opening hours right from your phone!
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Mar 15, 2022 23:09
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whoops https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1503490760607469576?s=20&t=wq8kjIIqwiizN9Yoe7oTXA
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Mar 16, 2022 00:09
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uber_stoat posted:whoops 
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Mar 16, 2022 01:05
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uber_stoat posted:whoops All I have to do is find a very large prime number and multiply.
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Mar 16, 2022 01:08
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https://twitter.com/pragdua/status/1503668343152074752
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Mar 16, 2022 03:49
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Milo and POTUS posted:Perhaps it was wrong to conceive of a universe without genitals the universe has had both male or female junk explicitly for large portions of western thought.
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Mar 16, 2022 05:15
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It’s not a pronoun at all. But I recommend “bastards”.
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Mar 16, 2022 05:45
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Changing my opinion on "guys" because I don't want to agree with slackbot
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Mar 16, 2022 05:53
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Platystemon posted:It’s not a pronoun at all. *comrades
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Mar 16, 2022 11:36
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Fellows in Suffering
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Mar 16, 2022 14:43
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y'all is triggering to me because it reminds me of americans
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Mar 16, 2022 16:57
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fellow sapient organisms i am trapped in the wework lift
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Mar 16, 2022 19:08
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Line Feed posted:fellow sapient organisms i am trapped in the wework lift Why is it the wework lift and not just the lift? Please say lifts don't have corporate sponsorship now.
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Mar 16, 2022 19:19
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He's probably hybrid working and trying to differentiate between the lift at his apartment and the lift at the office
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Mar 16, 2022 19:24
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dr_rat posted:Why is it the wework lift and not just the lift? Please say lifts don't have corporate sponsorship now. it's in a shared workspace building
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Mar 16, 2022 20:16
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dr_rat posted:Why is it the wework lift and not just the lift? Please say lifts don't have corporate sponsorship now. Instills dread and urgency to the people in his slack chat.
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