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Harvey TWH
Sep 6, 2005

Want some peanuts?
Probably cried a lot as a baby.

A long-lost princess, I hope. Was she named before or after fall 2012? I'm not sure which answer is worse.

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
After, she's like 6.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Wanwisa Boonchub

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gun Björk

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The surname Beaglehole.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

now there's a mental image

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

Came across someone with the last name Outlaw recently.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Laocius posted:

Came across someone with the last name Outlaw recently.

I take it that's who's in your avatar.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Serene Fountain
Smith Brickhouse

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H_b0htn5DE

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

THANK YOU; was looking for this.

"Nice to meet you! I'm British" in an American accent is the best impression of me I've ever seen. Well done, Ms. Bowden.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


at work I saw a common first name that had all the vowels except for one taken out :confused:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Kren?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Was one of their parents a reporter or a secretary ? My mum spent a good chunk of her life writing predominantly in shorthand, and sometimes forgets not to shorthand-ise words (ie. removing unnecessary letters) when writing them in the latin alphabet.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Today I learned about a judge who attempted to put a stop to the horrific abuses in the Texas juvenile justice system.

His name was William Wayne Justice.

Billy Wayne Justice.

One assumes he owned multiple huge hats.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Lady Disdain posted:

Was one of their parents a reporter or a secretary ? My mum spent a good chunk of her life writing predominantly in shorthand, and sometimes forgets not to shorthand-ise words (ie. removing unnecessary letters) when writing them in the latin alphabet.

That’s neat, I’ve always wanted to learn shorthand! Also I don’t know, I didn’t get to speak to them.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Probably just parents with bad taste. But it would be a neat story were that the case.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Dellicastelli is not a weird or unusual surname, but it's a lot of fun to say.

e: also, the surname "Luck"

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Triple posting.

New client at work who shares a full name with the main character from a really popular teen drama of the late '90s/early '00s. He's just the right age to've been in the target demographic when the show was popular, too. Poor lad.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



A co-worker had a kid recently with the name 'Alfred'.

You don't often see that nowadays.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I think I've mentioned it itt before, but a kindergarten class I taught had a Ned, and it was easily the oddest name I came across as a teacher, despite the array of snowflake names. It's also a name that really doesn't "fit" on a 5-year-old.

I also know someone who named their son Stanley, which was slightly odd. But the fact that they used the nickname Stan for their infant was jarring every single time I heard it.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



A few years ago I met a pre teen neighborhood kid named Elmer. The only other Elmer I ever knew of besides Fudd was a weird old man who drove the school bus and was missing a thumb.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I knew a kid named Elmer in summer camp who was a few years older than me

he was a junior, so he went by EJ because he hated being called Elmer.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Back when I thought we'd be having a kid at some point I bounced the idea of farmer names off my wife and she put the kibosh on it. No Henries, no Susans, no Wilfords.

Also no Hectors, which I regret even more than losing the farmer names.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
One of my brother's real first name is Frank but he goes by his middle name since he hates being named after his shithole dad but mostly because he thinks of it as an old man name and that no one under 30 is named Frank.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Phy posted:

Back when I thought we'd be having a kid at some point I bounced the idea of farmer names off my wife and she put the kibosh on it. No Henries, no Susans, no Wilfords.

Also no Hectors, which I regret even more than losing the farmer names.

Wilford is a pretty baller name IMO

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Ralph Hurley posted:

Wilford is a pretty baller name IMO

My paternal grandpa's and his dad's were both Wilfords. Wilford Sr's dad was Valentine, though.

Remulak posted:

Holy loving hell:
https://cla.umn.edu/about/directory/profile/ewf
Elizabeth Wrigley-Field

Can't decide if it would be better or worse if her first name was Addison.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Whenever I see posts about young people with old names, Mamie Gummer (Meryl Streep's daughter) always comes to mind immediately. It's just so aggressively matronly.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

venus de lmao posted:

I knew a kid named Elmer in summer camp who was a few years older than me

he was a junior, so he went by EJ because he hated being called Elmer.

EJ itself is a weird thing to go by

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

YeahTubaMike posted:

aggressively matronly

good username material

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Samovar posted:

A co-worker had a kid recently with the name 'Alfred'.

You don't often see that nowadays.

I think the old man names are coming back into fashion generally.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Mabel/Mable is also coming back in for girls and that's also a very matronly, sweater knitting grandma name.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

OwlFancier posted:

I think the old man names are coming back into fashion generally.

Names come in cycles like that. A generation actively avoids the names old people had when they were growing up, so their kids never hear them and don't have any negative associations.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Milo and POTUS posted:

EJ itself is a weird thing to go by

:confused: It's no weirder than CJ or AJ.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
There are a lot of little Alfies around here but not many are actually called Alfred.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

venus de lmao posted:

:confused: It's no weirder than CJ or AJ.

Ajay is already a name so that one is the least weird, officially.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

venus de lmao posted:

:confused: It's no weirder than CJ or AJ.

I had a manager that went by CJ once. Apparently his name was Cornelius John and he hated it.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

venus de lmao posted:

:confused: It's no weirder than CJ or AJ.

Time to bring back OJ.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Names I've only ever seen on people over 60 or under 6:

Betty (short for Elizabeth, which doesn't fall into this category)
Winston
Malory
Beverly
Susie
Ned
Olive
Barnaby
Rudyard
Otto (strictly in Anglophone countries; definitely more common elsewhere)
Otis
Berenice
Margaret
Shirley
Dougal (possibly more popular in other Anglophone countries)
Mary
Opal
Pearl
Henrietta

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I know quite a few Marys my own age (40ish)

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