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Even if he did it he should get away with it because the opposition is the Chicago pd. However it's funny to think Smollett had himself beat up to prop up his career, and it seems like the kind of very dumb scheme a desperate c list celebrity would come up with. I hope they make a madcap black comedy about his misadventures and he gets a lot of money so he wins in the end.
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Nix Panicus posted:it seems like the kind of very dumb scheme a desperate c list celebrity would come up with. I hope they make a madcap black comedy about his misadventures and he gets a lot of money so he wins in the end. well, there is a guy who amputated his own arm so he could more convincingly play a disabled veteran on TV
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Nix Panicus posted:Even if he did it he should get away with it because the opposition is the Chicago pd. However it's funny to think Smollett had himself beat up to prop up his career, and it seems like the kind of very dumb scheme a desperate c list celebrity would come up with. I hope they make a madcap black comedy about his misadventures and he gets a lot of money so he wins in the end. like a lovely better call saul subplot
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Atrocious Joe posted:I did not believe Smollett would actually order an invasion of Ukraine
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Atrocious Joe posted:I did not believe Smollett would actually order an invasion of Ukraine I agree - this is definitely the most shocking part of the Smollett case, at least for me. I don't think anyone was expecting Jussie to not only call for the armed forces of Russia invade Ukraine, but for them to actually follow his command. Was Empire more popular in Russia than we had believed?
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Nix Panicus posted:Even if he did it he should get away with it because the opposition is the Chicago pd. However it's funny to think Smollett had himself beat up to prop up his career, and it seems like the kind of very dumb scheme a desperate c list celebrity would come up with. I hope they make a madcap black comedy about his misadventures and he gets a lot of money so he wins in the end. the dude outed the Fantastic Nigerian Bodybuilding Bros, reduced the credibility of future hate crime victims, and gave the CPD a public "win". He sucks
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he didn't do it
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wasting CPD resources is in fact the highest form of praxis
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Suspicious posted:he didn't do it
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The real criminal is whatever parents would take an innocent baby and give it a name like "jussie"
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ikanreed posted:The real criminal is whatever parents would take an innocent baby and give it a name like "jussie" drat yeah
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ikanreed posted:The real criminal is whatever parents would take an innocent baby and give it a name like "jussie" people find different names appealing, that’s ok. Siblings: Jurnee Smollett, Jake Smollett, Jojo Smollett, Jocqui Smollett, Jazz Smollett
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Private Cumshoe posted:wasting CPD resources is in fact the highest form of praxis It’s not a waste if they get a publicized conviction and can sue the guy recover the costs of the investigation. That’s literally the opposite of wasting their resources actually
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mawarannahr posted:people find different names appealing, that’s ok.
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Juche Smollett
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Suspicious posted:he didn't do it
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:It’s not a waste if they get a publicized conviction and can sue the guy recover the costs of the investigation. That’s literally the opposite of wasting their resources actually and Jussie ends up in jail, that's praxis
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SorePotato posted:Juche Smollett
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why did jake smollett get so unlucky?
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this is great content https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1504241376732590082?s=20&t=GOtuHEKtGZf2IMcU_VTX6w
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Atrocious Joe posted:this is great content
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ikanreed posted:The real criminal is whatever parents would take an innocent baby and give it a name like "jussie" do you think he gets mad if you call him "juicy" also jussie smollet probably shouldnt go to jail tbh who cares
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He needs a ticker tape parade
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![]() the one pic of the brothers every news story used kicks so much rear end these guys rule
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just lmao if you believe the chicago loving pd over jussie
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Suspicious posted:just lmao if you believe the chicago loving pd over jussie
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TenementFunster posted:class reductionism is undefeated
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Varinn posted:
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Suspicious posted:just lmao if you believe the chicago loving pd over jussie I believe the Fantastic Nigerian Bodybuilding Bros (FNBB) ![]()
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I too unquestionably believe what people who've been interrogated by the CPD for 16 hours have to say, yes
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El Pollo Blanco posted:I too unquestionably believe what people who've been interrogated by the CPD for 16 hours have to say, yes That's cool, but I wasnt talking about Jussie
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lmao if the Cpd is so corrupt that they reflexively framed him for a crime he actually committed just because they don’t know any other way to make a case
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Atrocious Joe posted:this is great content honestly this is the perfect opportunity to beat the guy up. anyone else want in?
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christmas boots posted:lmao if the Cpd is so corrupt that they reflexively framed him for a crime he actually committed just because they don’t know any other way to make a case this is why this thing is so loving funny
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christmas boots posted:lmao if the Cpd is so corrupt that they reflexively framed him for a crime he actually committed just because they don’t know any other way to make a case I choose to believe this is what happened
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christmas boots posted:lmao if the Cpd is so corrupt that they reflexively framed him for a crime he actually committed just because they don’t know any other way to make a case There's no way they could resist the trifecta of gay black immigrants, in any case. The police coercion instincts just kicked in.
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Suspicious posted:just lmao if you believe the chicago loving pd over jussie If Chicago PD told me the sky was blue I'd get suspicious
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they aren't immigrants, both brothers were born in chicago. also i think it was 39 hours of interrogation not 16, wasn't it? also how did the cops 'frame' smollett , ive never heard a theory on that besides 'they framed him'. im sure the hypothetical motive may have been wrong but that isnt a frame job mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 15:09 on Mar 17, 2022 |
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mastershakeman posted:they aren't immigrants, both brothers were born in chicago. also i think it was 39 hours of interrogation not 16, wasn't it? Mostly comes from the two trainer brothers having gone into a blacksite that cpd has been known to operate, but it was spooky at the time because news reported they went to Nigeria, and lmao rofl lololololol they had no ties to Africa we were just told that because they had the hard gay bodybuilder muscles, but they wernt gay with Jussie pre-trial I remember the tmz article, but then in the trial they both describe going to bath houses to J/O with each other and lmao lol That coming out concurrently with the Ghislaine trial was a comedy nexus. I have no idea what to believe when I read a Jussie Smolette story but I know it will be delightful.
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mastershakeman posted:they aren't immigrants, both brothers were born in chicago. They also don't identify as gay, but that wouldn't make a difference to cops.
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