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They finally got it right with Elden Ring, giant crabs are large and wholesome and just want to protect their tiny crab friends, but giant lobsters are hideous monsters from the deep.
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Happy women's day, crab friends!
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Every lady deserves a crab friend today!
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Slaan posted:Every lady deserves a crab friend today!    
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I swear I saw a continuation of that comic where the crab takes the tiny bride from the cake
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SuddenCactus posted:I swear I saw a continuation of that comic where the crab takes the tiny bride from the cake peench
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Someone cut off the end of the comic he still gets his girl in the end
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Thanks to this thread, I have new art up in my house: Sincerely, —a Pincerlicker
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nurrwick posted:Thanks to this thread, I have new art up in my house:  e: those are some good crabitalism facts
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https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1503383036041195521
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view my tip top get the eye pop
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ultrafilter posted:It's a shame there are no crabs intelligent enough to tell us what it's like being a crab. Maybe our feeble minds cannot comprehend all that is crab
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Xenomrph posted:Maybe our feeble minds cannot comprehend all that is crab Their silence is a mercy.
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Being crab is 50% scuttling and 50% having tiny mouth hands in addition to your large snoppers 
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Crustacean phone
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Pentaro posted:Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Crustacean phone I would buy one of these right now
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Captain Hygiene posted:Being crab is 50% scuttling and 50% having tiny mouth hands in addition to your large snoppers Mods plz change my name to “tiny (awesome) mouth hands” tia E: our only hope to achieve this is to have tiny robot arms built onto our Fully Automated Transport chairs like in Wall-E REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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naem posted:mouth hands with even smaller hands inside 
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PokeJoe posted:The New Crab Tank Fantasy Resin GK Model Kit Unassembled Steampunk Crab Chariot Mini Modeling Assembly DIY Toy Hobby Tools
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This one too. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000277899783.html I’m sorely tempted by steampunk crabs (hell I have one tattooed) but trimming, polishing, and painting is probably beyond my artistic skills. Also: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000042867685.html crab resin model + German Panzer IV armament REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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lick my crab stamp get the claw clamp
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https://i.imgur.com/faklrlb.mp4 Unmute for snip snop conservation knowledge.
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Ror posted:lick my crab stamp get the claw clamp 
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/faklrlb.mp4 neat
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