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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD



If they decide to use one of Sarah's suggested names I am dropping this strip.

You know they are going to do exactly that, or at the very least her suggestion will wind up being a middle name.

Anyhow, looking forward to 2 months from now when Rene Belluso attempts to Rumplestiltskin that baby by claiming the name was his creation

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Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

Storm P

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



I would have immediately gone to HR to cover my rear end here.
Toby's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?


Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD



If they decide to use one of Sarah's suggested names I am dropping this strip.
Why stand on ceremony? This strip has been "The Sarah Morgan Show" for months now and it's goddamn insufferable.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


This one got me pretty good.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Vater und Sohn: The far too fancy family (1937)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Murdstone posted:


The Phantom




Looks like they made the rookie mistake of bringing guns to a fist fight.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Rex Morgan special guest: Charlie Kirk.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
It is 100% guaranteed that they will use one of the names Sarah comes up with, because the entire world must revolve around the Morgans, since everything they do is the best ever.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

If they decide to use one of Sarah's suggested names I am dropping this strip.
They won’t use her suggestions. They’re gonna name that baby Sarah.
Sarah Doggo Rowling.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery



That girl ain't right.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks




Retail




Popcom


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Hey Freakazoid, wanna go build a Go-cart?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Morgan Organism Designed Only for Killing

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.


An eight-year-old girl.

Modesty Blaise: The Gabriel Set-Up



Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Cheer Up Boss Dharma

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny Online Senate Debate

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Zits

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Absolutely. 100%.



Excellent

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Incredibly good mom-burn there.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
And He Did! March 27, 1919


Outbursts of Everett True March 29, 1919


Cat Tales March 7, 1925


Oaky Doaks September 11, 1936


Mopsy November 19, 1937


Up Front February 8, 1945


Bootsie’s Big ‘50s


So It Seems May 27, 1952

Nice bird.

Those Were the Days July 9, 1959

No! Not my sassy face!

Wee Pals June 3, 1966


Dogbert February 6, 1967

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Big Nate Year 1 (Jan 18-19, 1991)






Old School Peanuts (Jun 4, 1953)




Calvin and Hobbes (Nov 3-4, 1990)






No Blind Alley today

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Slammy posted:

Those Were the Days July 9, 1959

No! Not my sassy face!

I know I'm not the first to say this but Beeman really just had a femdom fetish, right?

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Pearls Before Swine


Skippy (June 22, 1934)


Peanuts (March 20, 1975)


Les Moore's Unearned Victory Lap


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (October 17, 1938)


Out Our Way (May 28-June 1, 1938)






Toonerville Folks (November 11-13, 1918)






In case you slept through world history in school, November 11, 1918 was kind of a big deal.


Kurt Vonnegut (in Breakfast of Champions, 1973):

"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

"It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.

"Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.

"So I will throw Veterans' Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don't want to throw away any sacred things.

"What else is sacred? Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance.

"And all music is."

:patriot:

Dok's "Kurt's Sacred Day Is Still In Our Hero's Future" Duck (January 5, 1914)


Little Lefty (March 19-22, 1936)





Blondie (From Zero) (September 24-26, 1931)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 18, 2022

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Murdstone posted:

Apartment 3-G



my predictions of her name suggestions:
* Hermione
* Heathcliff
* Catillac Cat
* Mortimer Mo
* Turbo Teen
* Keith Moon
* Jurassic Park
* Slimbo
* The Guzzzzz
* Nightman

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Slammy posted:

Those Were the Days July 9, 1959


Slammy posted:

Those Were the Days September 18, 1958


Is Art Beeman the guy from Memento? Did he have some sort of short term memory loss? This isn't even the first time it's been brought up but it's still loving incredible to see. He literally just makes the exact same joke repeatedly, "I can't afford a raise, my taxes will be too high!" "We should get rid of this old junk, oops my wife just rebought it at an antique shop!" "Kids used to walk uphill in five feet of snow both ways to get to school, now they're so lazy they won't do it because it looks like rain!"

Just over and over and over and loving over again.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Those Were The Days!

Back Then: Femdom Aficionado Art Beeman submits the same ten jokes ad nauseum for decades. For Pete's Sake, Hedwig!

BUT NOW, WOW!: Goons shriek at the heavens that they can't believe Mozz is still telling his hypothetical 6+ months later, the Morgans win again or that Les Moore is getting jerked off by the universe! I guess these cats aren't hip to change, daddy-o!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Thank you

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Hey, yeah, whatever did happen with those murder hornets?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Darthemed posted:

Hey, yeah, whatever did happen with those murder hornets?

Disappeared about the same time as Super Frog, I believe.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
IRON FIST


1979 comics
Whoever brought up those newfangled erasable pens was right!



I half considered skipping this one, but the final panel being illegible kind of works for the joke imo

Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


It's been a while since I've trawled GC comments, and unfortunately this led me to be reminded that Working Daze exists.

At least its artist has good taste in other comics?

Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Mandrake


Johnny Hazard


Computoon: Origins

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Garfield


Heathcliff


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Compu-toon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Blueberry: The lovers re-unite..., or Pearl is in a tight spot, or Our boys sure know how to make an entrance!



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I wish just one of these days, the editor of whatever paper Rex Morgan appears in accidentally replaces it with one of these.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life







Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Uramachi Sakaba



Night Visitors


Monya the Grey


Although Dorothy continues calling Monya "Monya-nyan" throughout the comic, Q-Rais' love of thin vertical speech balloons basically forced me to just use "Monya" - and even then (as you can see here) it has trouble fitting sometimes.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Giant Ethicist posted:

Dorothy continues calling Monya "Monya-nyan" throughout the comic

And what does that signify? I can see that Monya has a strong reaction to it.

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