Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

"Hm, those moves... makes you wonder. He makes a lot of money off of Spider-Man showing up a lot. Have Jameson and Spider-Man ever been seen together?"
"Yes! Thousands of times! Over and over! Have you ever been to the Bugle? Spider-Man practically works there he shows up so much! I mean I don't even...it's like... what?! Constantly."
"Ok, geez..."

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:24

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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Lobok posted:

It's actually a genius move by Superman to figure out how posh and pretentious Lois is. If she is too hoity-toity for congealed chicken skin and ~~IGA~~ Faygo orange soda then he can move on.

Kal-El is down with the clown.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:47

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

I think that's Batman.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 23:28

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Darthemed posted:

Spider-Man Unlimited #15 (1997)

meanwhile Peter has had his Ron and Fez Big A.S.S. card for 20+ years
HOOWAH

# ? Mar 16, 2022 02:37

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

You should be reading Magilumiere Co. Ltd. (It's free)

R to L

_{Chapter 14}

# ? Mar 16, 2022 07:44

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Darthemed posted:

The X-Files Comics Digest #3 (1996)

Read that as X-Men at first. Made just as much sense as X-Files.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 10:33

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #25 (1975)

Spider-Man Unlimited #14 (1996)

Who does? The '60s Marvel crew.

Strange Tales #126 (1964)

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:49

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Darthemed posted:

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #25 (1975)

Spider-Man Unlimited #14 (1996)

Who does? The '60s Marvel crew.

Strange Tales #126 (1964)

I believe you posted this in the wrong thread.
The inspirational panel thread is over here.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 18:04

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

Seventh Arrow posted:

Kinda want to see Superman chug all 2 liters of that soda - "I'm also invulnerable to SUGAR"

No wonder he's more powerful than Best-man.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 02:26

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Friend linked me this, from the latest issue of Nightwing, so I'm spoiling it.

Gangsters have kidnapped Barbara Gordon (and threw her in a refrigerated truck) to try and stop Dick Grayson's bid for mayor of Bludhaven.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 06:47

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dareon posted:

Friend linked me this, from the latest issue of Nightwing, so I'm spoiling it.

Gangsters have kidnapped Barbara Gordon (and threw her in a refrigerated truck) to try and stop Dick Grayson's bid for mayor of Bludhaven.

There's on the nose and there's on the nose.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 07:20

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

_{Earthchild - Chapter 4}

Read for free here

# ? Mar 17, 2022 11:19

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Skwirl posted:

There's on the nose and there's on the nose.

Those are actually glasses, not a fridge

# ? Mar 17, 2022 13:16

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Quasar #29 (1991)

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #28 (1975; Hostess ad)

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #31 (1975)

# ? Mar 17, 2022 15:35

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Darthemed posted:

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #28 (1975; Hostess ad)

Who greenlit the Anti-Mummy Gun project?

# ? Mar 17, 2022 15:57

Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

Bucnasti posted:

Who greenlit the Anti-Mummy Gun project?

Alfred, I guess?

# ? Mar 17, 2022 16:23

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Bucnasti posted:

Who greenlit the Anti-Mummy Gun project?

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 16:26

40Inch: Aug 15, 2002

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

Good grief. :dogstare:

# ? Mar 17, 2022 16:49

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

Boo! Boo, I say!

# ? Mar 17, 2022 16:57

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 17:25

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 19:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M

# ? Mar 17, 2022 19:39

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

ImpAtom posted:

Bruce. He has a lot of experience with Mummy being shot with a gun.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 20:10

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Darthemed posted:

Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth #28 (1975; Hostess ad)

In the timeless words of Seanbaby, if a Special Mummy Ray Gun is ineffective against mummies, what is it supposed to do?

HERBIE #12: No one does detective work quite like Herbie Popnecker.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 01:01

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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I'll bet Batman and Robin misread the instructions and it actually causes mummification. It can't make a mummy even more mummified.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 01:10

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Obviously the gun was built in a Commonwealth country...

# ? Mar 18, 2022 03:55

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Keromaru5 posted:

I'll bet Batman and Robin misread the instructions and it actually causes mummification. It can't make a mummy even more mummified.

This reminds me of an episode of the Spider-woman cartoon where a mummy attacks a city and uses beams to turn people into mummies as well. Spider-man guest stars, and at one point gets hit with the mummy ray, but it only gets him a little, so there's bandages on his arms. Then he sits with a doctor who very carefully removes the bandages with tongs.

https://youtu.be/w7MGqRts4l8

Oh, the mummy was an alien too and pyramids were spaceships. That cartoon ruled.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 07:24

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spider-Man Unlimited #16 (1997)

Captain Marvel #27 (2002)

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:44

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Darthemed posted:

Spider-Man Unlimited #16 (1997)

Ah, the same way she likes her coffee, then?

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:16

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Keromaru5 posted:

Ah, the same way she likes her coffee, then?

a flat white

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:30

MasterBuilder: Sep 30, 2008; Oven Wrangler

That's how I like my women, all legs and no feet.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 18:05

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

MasterBuilder posted:

That's how I like my women, all legs and no feet.

No, no - you want legs that go all the way UP, not DOWN.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 18:09

Joe Fisto: Dec 6, 2002; And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Dareon posted:

Friend linked me this, from the latest issue of Nightwing, so I'm spoiling it.

Gangsters have kidnapped Barbara Gordon (and threw her in a refrigerated truck) to try and stop Dick Grayson's bid for mayor of Bludhaven.

Tom and Gail Simone are bitter enemies, he enjoys putting references to her in his books.

(spoilers for the super sensitive)

# ? Mar 18, 2022 18:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Wait, really?

# ? Mar 18, 2022 23:32

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Nah they just like to tease each other on Twitter a lot

# ? Mar 19, 2022 00:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rhyno posted:

Wait, really?

No, they joke about being bitter enemies with each other on Twitter.

# ? Mar 19, 2022 00:01

Joe Fisto: Dec 6, 2002; And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Search their names and �blood feud� on Twitter

# ? Mar 19, 2022 00:21

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/ZachBurrell10/status/1504858442162442264

# ? Mar 19, 2022 07:18

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/ZachBurrell10/status/1504858442162442264

Okay, don't panic, there's no hinges on this side so maybe she...

new theory: that's a closet in the bathroom and not the main entrance. The way to her bat-arsenal hidden in plain sight.

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:24

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Maybe it's a murphy bath?

# ? Mar 19, 2022 08:28

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