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Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Bismuth posted:

Why are there so few pictures in this thread?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900105613881790504/954060639372984380/669228967_275265827_980275302848100_4321911878136668840_n.mp4

Real xfiles vibes here

# ? Mar 18, 2022 07:50

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# ? May 15, 2024 10:40

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bismuth posted:

Why are there so few pictures in this thread?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900105613881790504/954060639372984380/669228967_275265827_980275302848100_4321911878136668840_n.mp4

Nuts and Gum posted:

Real xfiles vibes here

Buttlieve it or Not.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 08:03

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

I really want to know why assman has a security detail of 3 MIB agents

# ? Mar 18, 2022 08:35

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nuts and Gum posted:

Real xfiles vibes here

# ? Mar 18, 2022 08:41

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Bismuth posted:

I really want to know why assman has a security detail of 3 MIB agents

I mean, have you seen his rear end?

# ? Mar 18, 2022 10:17

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Grendels Dad posted:

I mean, have you seen his rear end?

It's clearly a national asset.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 10:24

JesusGeorge: Apr 29, 2005; TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

Bismuth posted:

I really want to know why assman has a security detail of 3 MIB agents

He's *their* security. Don't anger dat rear end.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 11:19

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

JesusGeorge posted:

He's *their* security. Don't anger dat rear end.

rear end-remoras on an rear end-shark

# ? Mar 18, 2022 11:52

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Mar 18, 2022 12:19

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/9yJCKf7.mp4

# ? Mar 18, 2022 13:17

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Infinitum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/9yJCKf7.mp4

Hell, same.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 13:38

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Bismuth posted:

I really want to know why assman has a security detail of 3 MIB agents

I think it’s Putin.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 13:56

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Yeah man Putin those fat cheeks on glass

Scratch Monkey has a new favorite as of 14:14 on Mar 18, 2022

# ? Mar 18, 2022 13:57

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Not saying you did it but I really don't get why people crop out usernames when reposting. It's not like including that person's twitter handle hugely increases the size of the image.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 15:22

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Lobok posted:

Not saying you did it but I really don't get why people crop out usernames when reposting. It's not like including that person's twitter handle hugely increases the size of the image.

I didn't. I got this image as is from another site

# ? Mar 18, 2022 15:25

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Bismuth posted:

I really want to know why assman has a security detail of 3 MIB agents

That's the last time anybody messed with Tommy "Sweet Cheeks"!

# ? Mar 18, 2022 15:28

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Bismuth posted:

Why are there so few pictures in this thread?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900105613881790504/954060639372984380/669228967_275265827_980275302848100_4321911878136668840_n.mp4

The best thing about this is even the reporter is awestruck and ends up tongue-tied after looking at that absolute cake.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 15:54

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Bismuth posted:

Why are there so few pictures in this thread?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900105613881790504/954060639372984380/669228967_275265827_980275302848100_4321911878136668840_n.mp4

No way is that rear end real. There has got to be padding or implants going on.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:04

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Lobok posted:

Not saying you did it but I really don't get why people crop out usernames when reposting. It's not like including that person's twitter handle hugely increases the size of the image.

I'm not going to try to explain why anyone on the internet does things, but here's the original tweet:
https://twitter.com/KatysCartoons/status/1504463231380865031

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:29

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

1843 artist's concept of a Pterosaur

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:30

Backweb: Feb 14, 2009

Zero One posted:

1843 artist's concept of a Pterosaur

The tide of evolution goes:
possum > ???* > crab

*pastry?

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:38

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

We can have this back. The vast majority of the fossil record has no evidence of soft tissues one way or the other, so who's to say what animals did or did not have big round ears and hoary fur?

Make Pterodactyls Possums Again

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Trabant posted:

You're thinking of Harry of "Harry and the Hendersons."

ET was the one who kidnapped a child to be his "navigator" but left him for dead in the Florida Everglades with traumatic brain injuries.

What's this from?

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this from?

That was Pee-Wee Herman

e: ET was the one who buried a guy's pickup truck in mashed potatoes

# ? Mar 18, 2022 16:57

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:01

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Zil posted:

No way is that rear end real. There has got to be padding or implants going on.

He has the look and gait of someone that didn't know how visible it would be they're wearing a diaper.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:09

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

If that's what pants full of poo poo look like I'm flushing my bottle of Imodium down the toilet tonight

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:11

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I wish dumb horny guys could think of women as people. Wouldn't that be something.

Yeah, E.T.'s misogyny was pretty disgusting

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:15

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Data Graham posted:

That was Pee-Wee Herman

e: ET was the one who buried a guy's pickup truck in mashed potatoes

You're thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Pee-Wee Herman was the royal messenger bird in Lion King

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:23

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

flavor.flv posted:

Sound extremely on

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8wptpR3Ho1xsy66d.mp4

He's right

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:35

InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I wish dumb horny guys could think of women as people. Wouldn't that be something.

uh, women are still people when i'm in a relationship with them, thank you
that's even the point of the joke in futurama, kiff is a legitimate good being who's sad, zapp and fry are dumb horny guys who are conflicted. it's the entire point of the joke. it's why i didn't label the veiwpoint as for "smart, capable men". christ.

credburn posted:

Also are we talking about the character Elvira or Cassandra Peterson?

cassandra peterson recently told a story about being drawn to the energy of a stranger at the gym who turned out to be a woman and later became her partner despite her misgivings and shock, all because of her partner's energy, it was really brave and something she's never shared before

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this from?

"flight of the navigator"! i got to ask dee snider about twisted sister being a cultural touchstone for establishing the era (the kidnapped boy's first exposure to the "future" of the 80's is a twisted sister video he hates). he had no idea what i was talking about.
just like every other human interaction i ever have

# ? Mar 18, 2022 19:22

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Fun Fact: he's speaking English

https://twitter.com/this_is_jordan_/status/1504324530336055298

# ? Mar 18, 2022 19:58

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

He's like a trashy Alan Carr

# ? Mar 18, 2022 20:17

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Shop the glasses on him to be sure

# ? Mar 18, 2022 20:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I couldn't understand 90% of that

# ? Mar 18, 2022 20:43