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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I planted a young Japanese maple in the front yard last year and I’m looking forward to watching it grow over the years.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The um…. bourbon and root beer ? I’m not a good drink namer.

How about 'Firehazard'.

Burn from the bourbon and um... it's a root... IDK. OH! Saspazilla!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




that's not why the trees on my street smell like semen

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I'm in northern California. I didn't think I could grow lemon tree but neighbor has one. I love fresh lemonade so thinking could be cool.

I like the multi citrus one.

I have to research the other ones for growing zones.

Thanks for the ideas!


And any tree can be a cum tree if you want it to be.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
As an ancient Celtic Druid you know I gently caress those trees.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


syntaxfunction posted:

As an ancient Celtic Druid you know I gently caress those trees.

How long does it take to gently caress entire neighborhoods worth of trees?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

I like the multi citrus one.

hell yea you do

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Zil posted:

How long does it take to gently caress entire neighborhoods worth of trees?

It's pretty easy if you just LINE EM UP.

Also if they're like a really hot tree I like to take my time. I can go raw and quick to make that tree split, or be a long and tender lover for the trees that make me photosynthesize, if ya know what I mean.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Prepare the tactical shitposts

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3997089

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Gonna need to bomb this thread with anime snipes

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Valko posted:

A aspazilla!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

The awesome sheep are in a far away field, I feel lied to. However I have named this one Aard Varkman

Ya you can see the pasta sauce on his foot.

Have I used that like before? I feel like I have.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
piss shirt bend bar -Owen Wilson

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



hello muffins

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Hello doc fission. How goes it?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
This thread is better than the other thread

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Doc Fission posted:

hello muffins

Hi Doc. How are you doing?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




by poo poo posting you're only playing into their hand, post in this thread about how bad that thread is

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I wouldnt be seen dead in that other thread for losers and BABIES

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
we should go mess them up BIG time

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

TIP posted:

by poo poo posting you're only playing into their hand, post in this thread about how bad that thread is

Perhaps we can negotiate an acquisition? Obviously the 11,969 page thread would be feared world wide

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TheSpamalope posted:

I wouldnt be seen dead in that other thread for losers and BABIES

Yeah it’s real bad and the OP is like the biggest LOSER of all time

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yeah it’s real bad and the OP is like the biggest LOSER of all time

i bet he even never drank a beer before

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

I hear ghe 6969 page thread op is a landlord

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Prof. Crocodile posted:

Hello doc fission. How goes it?


DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Hi Doc. How are you doing?

I'm good :shobon: I have to wake up early tomorrow for a work event but I only have to be there for two hours so it'll be fine

How is everyone this fine Friday

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AKZ posted:

I hear ghe 6969 page thread op is a landlord

:guillotine:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



fartknocker posted:

This thread is better than the other thread

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



not even an original knockoff

remember the 1001 page thread that didn't make it past page one? :lmao:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

I could, OR I could spend my time petting these mamajamas instead of the lying sheep

(this one sneezed on me)

I feel like you gotta go hang w/ this mamajama

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TIP posted:

not even an original knockoff

remember the 1001 page thread that didn't make it past page one? :lmao:

I gave my one post which is a suggestion to change the thread title, here is a second post to make up for that post. luv u tip

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
im invadin that thread hard they got no chance at this point

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.humblebundle.com/stand-with-ukraine-bundle

For those who are unaware, Humble Bundle has a Stand with Ukraine bundle going on, $40 and the list of games is loving HUGE. Like 70+!!!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I posted once in the other thread so I’ll post twice here to balance that out

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Here’s the second post

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress it, this thread is good, have a third

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TheSpamalope posted:

im invadin that thread hard they got no chance at this point

If you wanted to become part of the fam all you had to do was ask

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

This 5000O Page Tread: like SpyMace sect Tam Naem boom bip

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
dude nice is that a new thred your gonna invent?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I’m gonna create a new thread about pigs whose balls are unremarkable in size. It’s gonna be huge, unlike the balls of the pigs that I will be discussing.

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



AARD VARKMAN posted:

What would be a better thread title for this thread? Anything goes. throw it at me

The 6969 Page Thread: look at this pig's huge balls

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