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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Tagra posted:

For real though, webpages should be viewed vertically so we don't have so much wasted space on the sides. Change my mind.

it's okay though because they just fill all that space with ads. And then also ads in between paragraphs. And also on top of the text :yayclod:

webpages have ads?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the problem is that phone manufacturers embed the phone's orientation into the video. if they had never done that, phone vids would still be horizontal. thanks for listening to my ted talk

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Kamrat posted:

webpages have ads?

what the gently caress is an Ad?

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
It was a typo he forgot the i

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Who the gently caress is Adi?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

SiKboy posted:

Who the gently caress is Adi?

Not much Adi, what's up with you?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/EgzKVMf.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/aUgiUir.gifv

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

fishing with the fam posted:

It is me. The one angry about aspect ratios.

:same:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/jW2fdkB.mp4

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

:smith::respek::smith:

This is the one thing I've noticed that I'm getting old man style grumpy about.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
This lady is very calm for being on fire several places at once.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

SubponticatePoster posted:

This lady is very calm for being on fire several places at once.

When being presented with trick candles, using them to self immolate is a real power move. YOU put the fire out, rear end in a top hat.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



this made my whole body ring.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Jesus. This is why you typically don't see canned or bottles beer sold at festivals.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



The greatest innovation of Incredibly Strange Wrestling was supplying the audience with corn tortillas, so there was a limitless supply of harmless crap the crowd could throw at the wrestlers. Before they did that, people were getting the bottom of a vodka tonic splashed in their eyes while they were standing on the top turnbuckle.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Carthag Tuek posted:

Yeah you just have to be minimally aware of your surroundings. In Denmark, we knock candy from a barrel before lent (Fastelavn), though tbf we don't wear blindfolds. The one who makes the barrel spill the candy gets to be queen of cats, the one who destroys the final bit of barrel becomes king of cats.

As for the schadenfreude part, my grandpa hosted the event once & for some reason he wanted to demonstrate to the kids how to do it so he knocked down the barrel in one hit.

I refuse to believe you didn’t make that up and write the Wikipedia article yourself.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

This girl has the worst fight or flight instinct I've ever seen :kingsley: The shout at the end was choice comic timing however.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

she's smokin'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

fishing with the fam posted:

It is me. The one angry about aspect ratios.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Takes No Damage posted:

This girl has the worst fight or flight instinct I've ever seen :kingsley:

Yeah drinking lots of alcohol will do that to you

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Cursed as gently caress. :flame:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



SubponticatePoster posted:

This lady is very calm for being on fire several places at once.

Adult tiaras - do they go to your head? Tune in at 5 for the full story!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/hUKIlga.mp4

E: most of the sites posting this video link it to a 2018 incident where a woman took the keys from a cherry picker and stranded the worker up in the air and was later charged with harassment, false imprisonment, disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing but it looks like this is a different incident, the local news station interviewed the 2018 woman and it seems to be a different person

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

SubponticatePoster posted:

This lady is very calm for being on fire several places at once.

"White Girl Wasted" is a frightening phenomenon.

e: $5 says she called herself "the birthday bitch" at least once during what she called her birthday month

BasicLich fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Mar 19, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BasicLich posted:

"White Girl Wasted" is a frightening phenomenon.

e: $5 says she called herself "the birthday bitch" at least once during what she called her birthday month

Almost username/post.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
close enough, the two are what Karl Marx might have called "dialectically linked"

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
Tom Brady wants to give bidder - who paid $518K for his 'last' touchdown football hours before un-retiring - Bitcoin to donate to charity of their choice

Uh, thanks Tom? Which 'charities' are even accepting bitcoin seriously? NFTs 4 Refugees has a nice ring to it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10628933/Tom-Brady-wants-bidder-paid-518K-touchdown-football-Bitcoin-charity.html

And also, about that ball that was auctioned off for, "....who paid $518,000"
"If the football were to go on sale now it would be worth only around $20,000, just four per cent of the sale price"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qfmxv9GJ4f1vmobp0.mp4
“When you give your bird a healthy fruit salad with a little chip as a treat at the bottom”

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The thwacks are amazingly, perfectly loud.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Birds are bastards, cockatoos most of all.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

SubponticatePoster posted:

This lady is very calm for being on fire several places at once.
About ten years ago I was washing dishes while my wife was cooking something on the gas stove. In a very calm voice she suddenly said 'Hey I'm on fire'

I look over pretty causally (because she said it so calmly I assumed whatever was going on wasn't a big deal) just in time to see a woosh of flame shoot up the side of her head.

I practically jumped across the room and smacked her head with my wet suds covered hands fortunately getting the flames out before anything more then a slight singe happened. I was full of adrenaline and sat down shaking. She just very calmly looked at me and said 'wow you're more upset than I am' and went back to cooking.

I helped her clip out the burn hair after I calmed down. It's also funny because typically in our relationship I'm the one that massively underreacts to things but drat seeing your wife on fire really flips all the primal circuits in your brain.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Hyperlynx posted:

Birds are bastards, cockatoos most of all.

ABAB?

Cockatoos are like toddlers though, so ATAB as well?

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

All Birds Are Beautiful

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Darkhold posted:

About ten years ago I was washing dishes while my wife was cooking something on the gas stove. In a very calm voice she suddenly said 'Hey I'm on fire'

I look over pretty causally (because she said it so calmly I assumed whatever was going on wasn't a big deal) just in time to see a woosh of flame shoot up the side of her head.

I practically jumped across the room and smacked her head with my wet suds covered hands fortunately getting the flames out before anything more then a slight singe happened. I was full of adrenaline and sat down shaking. She just very calmly looked at me and said 'wow you're more upset than I am' and went back to cooking.

I helped her clip out the burn hair after I calmed down. It's also funny because typically in our relationship I'm the one that massively underreacts to things but drat seeing your wife on fire really flips all the primal circuits in your brain.

I’ve never seen my wife on fire but we don’t have any plans tonight.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

ekuNNN posted:

sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qfmxv9GJ4f1vmobp0.mp4
“When you give your bird a healthy fruit salad with a little chip as a treat at the bottom”

I don't keep pets for this exact reason. Living things aren't meant to be subjected to the captivity we endure on a day to day basis, much less the captivity we enforce upon on things like Cats, Dogs and Birds to make them easy to keep within the context of our own captivity.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

GotLag posted:

All Birds Are Beautiful

All Birds Are Bogus :tinfoil:

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

BasicLich posted:

I don't keep pets for this exact reason. Living things aren't meant to be subjected to the captivity we endure on a day to day basis, much less the captivity we enforce upon on things like Cats, Dogs and Birds to make them easy to keep within the context of our own captivity.

domesticated animals probably have the best lives of any conscious beings on the planet since in nature it's a constant struggle for survival but a wild animal in captivity goes insane from not having to deal with nature's bullshit every day. but domesticated animals are perfectly happy sitting around all day and having everything served to them

in conclusion, domesticate all animals

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

ELTON JOHN posted:

domesticated animals probably have the best lives of any conscious beings on the planet since in nature it's a constant struggle for survival but a wild animal in captivity goes insane from not having to deal with nature's bullshit every day. but domesticated animals are perfectly happy sitting around all day and having everything served to them

in conclusion, domesticate all animals

Oh god, yes. I saw something recently which really resonated: when I was a child I wanted to be an adult. Now I’m an adult I want to be a cat.

Our cat has a VERY nice life.
Cat tax

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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

How can fruit falling make that much noise? Is their floor a drumset or what?

Back in the day we gave our family dog some leftover cantonese rice, it took her some time to through it because:
-fish all the ham pieces out and eat them, and nothing else
-then fish all the omelet pieces out and eat them, and nothing else.
-then eat only the rice
-and finally leave the peas at the bottom of her bowl, untouched
A rather painstaking process especially when you have no hands, only a mouth

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