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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Prurient Squid posted:

If you were super into small penis humilliation but just had a massive wang then that would probably be a kind of nightmare.

That actually came up in the reddit thread in gbs. A guy was actually editing the pics to make the ruler seem larger than it actually was. Had a big dong, but wanted to be humiliated like he had a tiny one.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Boba Pearl posted:

Is it clay or... How did you make it look like it was made out of the weirdest hot dog casing on earth.

It's duct tape, paper, and liquid latex drenched cotton over some metal rings joined with zip ties and decorated with wooden eyes.

Wings are some random digital asset off YouTube once I gave up on making stop motion wings.

The blinking is done in post by goon Feedmyleg.





Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Zil posted:

That actually came up in the reddit thread in gbs. A guy was actually editing the pics to make the ruler seem larger than it actually was. Had a big dong, but wanted to be humiliated like he had a tiny one.

Is this from that big dick problems reddit where everybody claims to have a 9 incher but is all "it's really not great guys you don't understand how hard it is to have a dick so big it scares women away for real though"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Heath posted:

Is this from that big dick problems reddit where everybody claims to have a 9 incher but is all "it's really not great guys you don't understand how hard it is to have a dick so big it scares women away for real though"

Apparently it was a discord offshoot of a similar subreddit

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3854752&pagenumber=492&perpage=40&highlight=humiliation#post518154940

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Prurient Squid posted:

I kind of agree with the Calvinist interpretation of Ezekiels vision. That is, he saw a wheel and that symbolises fortune which man takes to be blind and fickle, but the wheel is full of eyes, that is a seeing concious process. As angels are nothing but the hands of God it follows that the cycle of fate and it's highs and lows are really all part of God's plan. So God is sending the vision as a rebuttal against the opinion of mankind that curses fortune as unjust and meaningless.

Calvinists suck poo poo and if they had aids back then I wish John Calvin caught it

nvm

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Mar 19, 2022

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Mournful Oatmeal, the breakfast cereal of Calvinism.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

This seems so weird to me because he could still indulge in the humiliation and degradation without pretending his penis is small, make a post complaining about how no one will gently caress him because it's too big. People could just as easily ridicule his gross big dick, so why the need for deception?

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔
Double post

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Sorry to realpost about dongs on a comedy forum, but are you out of your mind? Nobody is gonna try to seriously make fun of a big dick to the point of humiliation. A big dick is like a loving modern day Michaelangelo you see that poo poo and you're like HUWOOOAWGH. Girl or dude it doesn't matter, people appreciate exceptional examples of human physiology and they always have. 'Just make fun of it for being big' Jesus christ IMAGINE

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

Sorry to realpost about dongs on a comedy forum, but are you out of your mind? Nobody is gonna try to seriously make fun of a big dick to the point of humiliation. A big dick is like a loving modern day Michaelangelo you see that poo poo and you're like HUWOOOAWGH. Girl or dude it doesn't matter, people appreciate exceptional examples of human physiology and they always have. 'Just make fun of it for being big' Jesus christ IMAGINE

ok sure whatever dude

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Calvinism makes sense because if God exists Free Will is impossible if he is all-knowing but if he isn't all-knowing he isn't God.

On the other hand Calvinists are a bunch of dweebs.

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Dongs are cool and good

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Mister Speaker posted:

I'm aware of the Trek timeline. First Contact is an excellent movie, one of maybe two in the original Trek timeline that you can actually show to non-trekkies and not have them completely tune out. Just figured there was some context to the meme that wasn't "physics forbids this."



One of the best two-word line readings in cinematic history.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

Sorry to realpost about dongs on a comedy forum, but are you out of your mind? Nobody is gonna try to seriously make fun of a big dick to the point of humiliation. A big dick is like a loving modern day Michaelangelo you see that poo poo and you're like HUWOOOAWGH. Girl or dude it doesn't matter, people appreciate exceptional examples of human physiology and they always have. 'Just make fun of it for being big' Jesus christ IMAGINE

I like big dicks more than most people which is why I would happily ridicule someone for their big dick. I think lots of people would, try it it's fun.

Someone shows you their giant penis and admits they have a humiliation fetish, you could make it even bigger and harder just by talking about how it's too big for anyone to want, or too curved, or not curved enough, or literally anything about it just act like it's bad, hell even your own post would work. If you think it's too big to be ridiculed just say that, that's also degrading. Refusing to humiliate them because their dick isn't an acceptable target of humiliation would itself be humiliating. "I'm not going to interact with this person because I'm incapable of degrading a large penis" Jesus Christ IMAGINE

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

I can only simply say that both of your posts made me laugh out loud and I genuinely thank you for it. I know my post reads like an attack or something but I just wanted to post about big dongs if that was on the table.
Lol read your second post again and laughed again that's good stuff

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy


Could you two please stop being like this. or at least do it somewhere else. thanks

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nothing wrong with a big cock.

https://i.imgur.com/dVjMyYN.mp4

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

I like big dicks more than most people which is why I would happily ridicule someone for their big dick. I think lots of people would, try it it's fun.

Someone shows you their giant penis and admits they have a humiliation fetish, you could make it even bigger and harder just by talking about how it's too big for anyone to want, or too curved, or not curved enough, or literally anything about it just act like it's bad, hell even your own post would work. If you think it's too big to be ridiculed just say that, that's also degrading. Refusing to humiliate them because their dick isn't an acceptable target of humiliation would itself be humiliating. "I'm not going to interact with this person because I'm incapable of degrading a large penis" Jesus Christ IMAGINE

i missed this meme, 2022 is loving weird

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

Sorry to realpost about dongs on a comedy forum, but are you out of your mind? Nobody is gonna try to seriously make fun of a big dick to the point of humiliation. A big dick is like a loving modern day Michaelangelo you see that poo poo and you're like HUWOOOAWGH. Girl or dude it doesn't matter, people appreciate exceptional examples of human physiology and they always have. 'Just make fun of it for being big' Jesus christ IMAGINE

Check your privilege; people make fun of my massive hog all the time. Kids called me Max Rebo all through junior high and by the time I got to high school most of my classmates thought it was my real name.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

I used to work with a guy who would claim he had a huge wiener which he would call "The Anaconda". Of course he would never show us and he never had a girlfriend that we could ask to corroborate it. We ended up turning it into a big joke. "Need help carrying that? Ask Steve if The Anaconda can carry that for you." If someone needed directions we would tell Steve to lay The Anaconda on the ground and they could follow it to their destination, it's long enough. He liked telling us about his huge penis, but he didn't like us joking about his huge penis.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer

LifeSunDeath posted:

there was an episode recently where griff just wouldn't do the ad reads, and was talking poo poo about the companies, and the podcast, and I was certain the whole operation was about crumble, and the spell would finally be broken. sadly they came back and did another episode since then.

sorry to ask so late, do you know which episode this was?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

fps_nug posted:

sorry to ask so late, do you know which episode this was?

I also wanna hear this. As much as I like Griffin, I kinda wanna hear him flip out on Justin and Travis since they're a couple of hypocritical shitlibs.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Screaming Idiot posted:

I also wanna hear this. As much as I like Griffin, I kinda wanna hear him flip out on Justin and Travis since they're a couple of hypocritical shitlibs.

shitlibs? but those are the worst kind of libs!!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I suppose you could do it greek style like "big hog huh, what are you, some kind of idiot hurr hurr"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

fps_nug posted:

sorry to ask so late, do you know which episode this was?

MBMBaM 596: Smartles
https://maximumfun.org/episodes/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-596-smartles/

quote:

Don't get into the loving podcast business
- griff @11:30

the spend most of the episode talking about how bad their ad reads are and how doing sponsors sucks and their tv show was a failure.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

FreudianSlippers posted:

I made my own interpretation for a sketch in 2020.


I've seen this before?

Where have I seen this?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Groda posted:

I've seen this before?

Where have I seen this?

Project thread maybe

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

christ i never knew fred durst turned into julian assange

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

FreudianSlippers posted:

It's duct tape, paper, and liquid latex drenched cotton over some metal rings joined with zip ties and decorated with wooden eyes.

Wings are some random digital asset off YouTube once I gave up on making stop motion wings.

The blinking is done in post by goon Feedmyleg.







cool!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LifeSunDeath posted:

MBMBaM 596: Smartles
https://maximumfun.org/episodes/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-596-smartles/

- griff @11:30

the spend most of the episode talking about how bad their ad reads are and how doing sponsors sucks and their tv show was a failure.

Thanks! The schadenfreude will flow like wine!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Screaming Idiot posted:

I also wanna hear this. As much as I like Griffin, I kinda wanna hear him flip out on Justin and Travis since they're a couple of hypocritical shitlibs.

*Lowers voice*

Can I also see these libs? Are they in the room with us right now??

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Screaming Idiot posted:

I also wanna hear this. As much as I like Griffin, I kinda wanna hear him flip out on Justin and Travis since they're a couple of hypocritical shitlibs.

I still remember Travis shilling for his sponsor Hello Fresh on Hello From the Magic Tavern, a show that he does not host and they were not even doing ad copy for at the moment. Just in the middle of a bit, talking about how great they were with fresh ingredients brought right to your door.

What a tool.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I thought they owned polygon or something why do they need sponsors?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

OwlFancier posted:

I thought they owned polygon or something why do they need sponsors?

They don't own poo poo.

Except maybe the patent on a machine for huffing their own farts.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

They're inoffensive, consistently funny, and ads pay the bills. Whaddaya want from them?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hyperlynx posted:

They're inoffensive, consistently funny, and ads pay the bills. Whaddaya want from them?

Well, two of them are.

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I have no idea who bean dad is or what he did to apparently kerplow his own lovely internet stardom but watching his friends turn on him was really funny for some reason.

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