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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

"Nah bro all natty, just hard work and clean eating bro"

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/NYYVgsr.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Hi Bob!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I love kitties, but lynx's and bobcats look all weirdly proportioned to me.



E: still want to cuddle with them though.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

The goofy proportions just makes them more adorable.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
The kitty stretch moves are universal to all kitties :3:

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



Not enough pockets

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F1Xz20B4vU

Eight German Shepard puppies are horribly abused and tortured with BATHING.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CXNfacm.mp4

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



I'm pretty sure that's Muddy Cat[

edit: holy poo poo this shirt you can buy

https://twitter.com/antiknock1985/status/1502604813808246785?s=20&t=jy0ov235_LuV5teqvSKd8A

GATOS Y VATOS has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Mar 19, 2022

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Old Noodles, sitting next to me as I type this, is 17. He had a stroke or something when he was 11, and went blind in an hour.

It took less than a week for him to figure out how to negotiate the house. Figure he did it by smell (following scent tracks; we had 3-other cats at the time to add to the pheremone trails) as well as feel & sound. You'd never know he was blind - his eyes work but no signal gets through.

The only two drawbacks: he can't free-jump up onto other surfaces; he can mount stuff he can reach with his forepaws, and hop his rear end up...so that young cat is inspirational if he/she is able to leap up onto a table.

The other is that he packed on a ton of weight because no more zoomies (if he panics, he runs into things); he doesn't eat that much more, but is not burning it off.



The raised, timed feeder was to keep him isolated from the food. In the last year or so, however, his eating has slowed considerably, so out with the table & feeder, and back to endless hopper.

Noodles as a young lad, in 2006:

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Good cat.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/ZT5WwyY.mp4

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Good dog

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/H98rr23.gifv

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Cats are bullshit.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



McCracAttack posted:

Cats are bullshit a non-Newtonian fluid.

Fixed.

e: Noodles doing some yeoman fostering while I work:

https://i.imgur.com/lVn8MdI.mp4

no wonder my laptop fan was clogged with cat hair

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Mar 19, 2022

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

PainterofCrap posted:

Fixed.

e: Noodles doing some yeoman fostering while I work:

https://i.imgur.com/lVn8MdI.mp4

no wonder my laptop fan was clogged with cat hair

Have I seen this video before? It's a very cute video :)

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



https://gifsound.com/?gifv=DAihrSr&v=GXFSK0ogeg4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

I had a dog like this(eyes had to be removed because they were going to blow up due to glaucoma), really freaked out people when they saw it. He was already blind so it wasn’t a big change for him, and he could get around the house just fine with no eyes.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
https://i.imgur.com/6BIKsZh.mp4

Tiny winged rhino

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/X7ULYox.mp4

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
potatoes don't taste good after they've sprouted

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
https://twitter.com/kitakitsunefarm/status/1504986010546892800

:kimchi:

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Oh man, blind cats, I love them.

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1299441984805826560

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1425984624623198208

https://twitter.com/katrinaltrnsl8r/status/1387510046616031232

:kimchi:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Abi was "helping" me sow grass seed today

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/GuqwdiY.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Thereisnocat_/status/1505304387819823110

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

https://youtu.be/sD8HkzG-h08

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I finally figured out who the mystery burrower in my bushes is thanks to some wildlife cams.

https://i.imgur.com/fJTWI3d.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/wjztPgz.mp4

There are actually two of them in there. I wouldn't mind them except you can see my AC unit is what they're crawling under (and the sprinkler system is just behind that). I worry they're going to chew through a line and cause a really expensive headache for me, and/or kill the bushes by loving up the roots. We're attempting to trap them safely, but so far they just ignore the trap loaded with peanut butter and berries and nuts and JUST GO IN AND TAKE THE FOOD ASSHOLES!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I will never not be amazed at the size of rat balls.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



BaronVonVaderham posted:

I finally figured out who the mystery burrower in my bushes is thanks to some wildlife cams.

https://i.imgur.com/fJTWI3d.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/wjztPgz.mp4

There are actually two of them in there. I wouldn't mind them except you can see my AC unit is what they're crawling under (and the sprinkler system is just behind that). I worry they're going to chew through a line and cause a really expensive headache for me, and/or kill the bushes by loving up the roots. We're attempting to trap them safely, but so far they just ignore the trap loaded with peanut butter and berries and nuts and JUST GO IN AND TAKE THE FOOD ASSHOLES!

Load them with some winegums instead. Can't explain why but it's irresistible to rats and mice

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Chocolate is also very popular with rats, in my experience.

Used to use chocolate chips as training treats.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

RoboRodent posted:

Chocolate is also very popular with rats, in my experience.

Used to use chocolate chips as training treats.

Same.

Wait, did you mean for them?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

MrUnderbridge posted:

Same.

Wait, did you mean for them?

Them and me, most accurately.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
One for the rat for being such a good rat and one for the human for being such a good rat-parent!

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Adds Greater Pacific Octopus to the list of animals that love scritches:

https://i.imgur.com/aAHW5GF.mp4

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