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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1493099540945129480

oh no, pasqualo's self-loathing is now being directed towards anyone else she perceives as being sufficiently kind to be like herself! Murdering her doppelganger was a gateway drug!

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Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1493815527172571138?s=21

lol

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dammit Katie.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Does Maggie the Magma Spider eat puppies? She eats puppies, doesn't she.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

I’m calling that her secret is she retained her memories from her It Hurts incarnation and retains her love for Pasq.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
If we can't have giant lava spider yuri what's the point of webcomics as a mediuml

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
The urge to emptyquote that essay in the comment section is intense but I don't actually have $10. More importantly, I still want Maggie to be a good guy and I hope Katie can get over her enormous hatred of Maggie's noble spider heritage.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Ragnar34 posted:

The urge to emptyquote that essay in the comment section is intense but I don't actually have $10. More importantly, I still want Maggie to be a good guy and I hope Katie can get over her enormous hatred of Maggie's noble spider heritage.


quote:

“Wait, what was that last part?”
That, you bird nosed Dexter, was the writer himself projecting his racism™ through you.
Inb4 “just a joke i’m actually __% polish myself so relax it was a ~funny~ prank, bro”

I’m not the social busybody “stick up butt” type, I don’t care about the overly misused topic that is “racism” as its meaning has been widely shifted and corrupted to fit the utility of certain groups who, under the narrative of: have you realized a negative pattern regarding Xs under or during Y circumstances and or situations? Regardless of how certain, logical and reasonable it may be? Too bad, Xs sensitive ego & feelings will get brushed should people (and X) notice that and become aware of it as well (forbid the day when X becomes self aware enough to do something about it and fix themselves without having to be babied into self improvement by an overly meddlesome (for purely egotistical and self righteous reasons) forces who insist it’s never X’s fault, but Y’s, thus as X drowns in excuses and Y is made to feel guilty about something they have no reasonable control, influence or responsibility over, the vile status quo perpetuates).

Katie’s argument here is obviously reasonable, yet certain groups, by which Pasqualo here falls in line with, won’t have any of it, they are so deeply absorbed in their own hubris of “ideals” and “societal norms” that the fail to realize the blatant bias and blind spots of their dogmatic-like mentality which is both cultivated and perpetuated by corporate media, destructive government gone rogue long ago and sadly enough, academia (by extension of the other two).

You couldn’t convince followers of this cult-like neo social dogma mentality, such as Pasqualo here, that a cold blooded, mercilessly effective and under certain circumstances, blood thirsty Gorgon, that it’s dangerous, or aware of their threat potential at the drop of an act, they’ll simply give you that “you’re just a crazy hater, dood” look in disapproval before they raise their index finger, close their eyes half way, slightly tilt their heads up and back before dropping their parroted dismissal (mostly consisting in crossing you off as an “-ist”, “-phobic” or “anti-” ) while wearing a smog (yes, smog, like in that South Park episode Smog-Francisco) look on their faces as if fully drunk on their corporate media entity fed think koolaid that they are 100% right and the remote possibility of you, or Katie here, having a point worth considering is 0%, because that would meant that their mentality deals in a curious form of absolutes, black or white, no context ever applicable, not even when the Gorgon girl menacingly threatens to slice your guts open and slurp your entrails out like spaghetti, or the fiery magma spider smothers you in its high temperature body heat leaving first to second degree burns on you and burned hair. No. Katie must be an insane racist™, there is no other way about it, logics and reasoning be damned.

“… what was that last part?”

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i call it poo-land

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I must inform you that this is a Wawa parking lot.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Pasq, go see the doctor.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Poor Katie, her noodle arms weren’t built for this.

They were built for holding the enormous weight of her magma spider prejudice.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hey Gob, wrt the tiny tablet / sticky note idea,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q-BH8j06pM

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I'm pasqualo in panel three (always)

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Hey Gob, wrt the tiny tablet / sticky note idea,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q-BH8j06pM

Haha, I love this skit.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1502166653995401223

No but for real

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1504672318429179906

man, maggie really is the best :sparkles:

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Okay yeah I'm on team Maggie now.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Yeah, I did not that course of action.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
pardon me is not quite as catchy as pow gangsta poo poo

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

jsoh posted:

pardon me is not quite as catchy as pow gangsta poo poo

It turns out this guy is the NJ governor and since she asked so nicely, she gets a pre-emptive pardon for this.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1505758431730298881

oh, nice callback!

.....wait, does that mean we're getting the equivalent of comic 100 soon

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
so it goes :allears:

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

A big flaming stink posted:

.....wait, does that mean we're getting the equivalent of comic 100 soon

I've been assuming PFG!!! was in a post-100 state from the beginning, no cataclysm required.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I agree with Maggie. Yes she did.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, sound logic there

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Now I wonder how much time is happening on this page. Is it a slow and painful process, where Pasquallo is unable to form opinions for minutes, or is it all happening in 5 seconds, while Pasq talks in hyperspeed?

cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Mar 23, 2022

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Come on now Katie, no reason to get the cops involved.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Katie and I, we are two peas in a pod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEPgLkzhwE

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Ha I didn't know what song she was listening to, this rules

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
http://gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/278-cop-tops/#comments



pasqualo should make a japanese style shrine in cassies house except instead of an urn it's the husk in front of a picture of her dad

A big flaming stink fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Mar 26, 2022

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah well, I need to see the tractor before I can pass judgment.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ragnar34 posted:

I'm pasqualo in panel three four (always)

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Not so much these days but that was definitely my college look

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1520977927542050816

comic's back! :toot:

and cops are racist bastards even in the pasqoverse

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Congrats on beating Celeste. It's a great game.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
HR Pufnstuf belongs to the same phylum as Mr. Blobby and Gritty, and while he's a man of the establishment and therefore ultimately an enemy of the people, he's sure as hell cooler than any cop

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/1521709374959341568


least deranged criminal investigator

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Gob you lying sack of poo poo I know you've played Legend II and Mystic Quest! Don't you hide from me!!!

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Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
http://gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/283-the-murderer/
Retweet if you're proud of Deputy Petes

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