Last Chance posted:Fork jail is one of my fave moments in GarfieldEats lore Honestly fork jail is just incredible, it's the product of a truly entergaged mind
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Last Chance posted:my fave moment in GarfieldEats lore This one is just so alien to me. So far from my understanding of reality. One of the greasiest things I can think of being left out in a common area to distribute tissues? What if you needed something to clean up lasagna sauce?
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Mar 21, 2022 01:08
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Matlack Radio posted:This one is just so alien to me. So far from my understanding of reality. One of the greasiest things I can think of being left out in a common area to distribute tissues? What if you needed something to clean up lasagna sauce? It's like it was thought up by a guy who has no idea how boxed food works because he's so well off he never had to eat greasy food from a box in his life.
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Mar 21, 2022 01:11
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mneow!
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Mar 21, 2022 01:12
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's like it was thought up by a guy who has no idea how boxed food works because he's so well off he never had to eat greasy food from a box in his life. This is exactly what happened
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Mar 21, 2022 01:15
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Elephant Ambush posted:This is exactly what happened 
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Mar 21, 2022 01:27
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Steadiman posted:I'm literally unable to parse what he's saying at the end there and I can smell toast. I wonder if the two are related Watch out, it sounds like trying to read and understand https://www.entergagecapital.com has caused you to have a stroke. Steadiman posted:Also not buying that Viacom told him to C&D the NFT of his face, they literally couldn't. I'm betting he's pulling all of them cause nobody is buying. Viacom probably objected to a photo of Mr 'Nathfield' sporting his Garfield-themed suit, and Nathen is just bitching about it. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Mar 21, 2022 |
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Mar 21, 2022 02:40
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BigBadSteve posted:Watch out, it sounds like trying to read and understand https://www.entergagecapital.com has caused you to have a stroke. That sounds dangerously close to full entergagement. You never go full entergagement.
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Mar 21, 2022 02:48
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it's very simple, Entergage is a based "cool" innovation hub and an In-Kind Human Captial (IKHC) building entergaging ideas for life. After all - 75% of early START-UPS fail and TRY to go UP, but we ❤ F.A.I.L = "First Attempts in Learning". Now it's time to market, scale, and bring investors on board who love what you created. The Entergage compliance team will start their engines to work with independent qualified investment teams with adequate technological resources needed to create AIDA (Awareness, Interest, Desire, Action) among their global list of investors best suited for your try-outs/start-ups. All it takes is 1 human to change your life. Human Capital is a wealth of knowledge & wisdom available for the people by the people to reach their goals. LET’S CREATE ENTERGAGING VIABLE BRANDS IN TODAY’S DIGITAL CLUTTERED meCONOMY!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Garfield R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
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Mar 21, 2022 02:48
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LET’S CREATE ENTERGAGING VIABLE BRANDS IN TODAY’S DIGITAL CLUTTERED meCONOMY. OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
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Mar 21, 2022 02:55
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I don't regret joining this discord at all
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Mar 21, 2022 03:50
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I’m sorry, what?
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Mar 21, 2022 03:58
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Beached Whale posted:I don't regret joining this discord at all 
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Mar 21, 2022 03:58
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BigBadSteve posted:Watch out, it sounds like trying to read and understand https://www.entergagecapital.com has caused you to have a stroke. I clicked this link, and there's a huge embedded video of some guy talking to Nathen about something, but we'll never know what because there's no controls and no way to enable the sound. Which is a great way to present a video comprised mainly of long static shots of just a torso and head with a moving mouth. Edit: of the sites listed as clients at the bottom, none work except the farm2skin shown above. The only one I hadn't seen previously associated with (created by) Nathen was https://www.vanhoutteme.com/, which... see for yourself their incredible prospects. Akratic Method fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Mar 21, 2022 |
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Mar 21, 2022 04:01
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Beached Whale posted:I don't regret joining this discord at all nathen this is not the correct 'try-up' attitude
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Mar 21, 2022 04:02
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Beached Whale posted:I don't regret joining this discord at all Quoting this for new thread title material
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Mar 21, 2022 04:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Quoting this for new thread title material Oh god yes. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > GarfieldEats: I was proud till he fuked the cat
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Mar 21, 2022 04:04
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lol why is there a daddy issues channel
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Mar 21, 2022 04:41
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Oh wow, I just realized he got Rick the Temp, an old MuchMusic VJ, to shill for him on an old video. I knew that guy looked familiar.
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Mar 21, 2022 04:42
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Akratic Method posted:Oh god yes.
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Mar 21, 2022 04:43
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Sherbert Hoover posted:lol why is there a daddy issues channel What does your heart tell you?
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Mar 21, 2022 04:51
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Sherbert Hoover posted:lol why is there a daddy issues channel doesn't every discord have one by default?
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Mar 21, 2022 04:52
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Elephant Ambush posted:What does your heart tell you? walk into the kitchen rn and eat all the olives?
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Mar 21, 2022 04:53
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Sherbert Hoover posted:walk into the kitchen rn and eat all the olives? Your heart has guided you away from Nathfield. It is true and shall aid you in living a pure and moral life.
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Mar 21, 2022 04:57
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Akratic Method posted:
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Mar 21, 2022 05:09
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Who fuked the cat?
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Mar 21, 2022 06:39
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everdave posted:Who fuked the cat? Surprisingly, not Nathen? I really have no clue what he's talking about (I refuse to countenance the idea that it's literal) but it sounds like he means the GarfieldEats investor. Beached Whale posted:I don't regret joining this discord at all
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Mar 21, 2022 06:45
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History repeats itself.
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Mar 21, 2022 06:51
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hellp kitty
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Mar 21, 2022 07:20
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Is fuked supposed to be some clever way around saying hosed? That’s as bad as “sexcy”
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Mar 21, 2022 07:23
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The other suggested thread title is great and all, but The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > GarfieldEats: lol why is there a daddy issues channel
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Mar 21, 2022 08:56
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I’m getting a lot of questions already answered by the channel name
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Mar 21, 2022 09:05
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Akratic Method posted:Surprisingly, not Nathen? I really have no clue what he's talking about (I refuse to countenance the idea that it's literal) but it sounds like he means the GarfieldEats investor. Of the seven websites linked to on Entergage Capital, four don't exist anymore and just bring up various errors, one is just an empty page with a mailto: link on it, and the working two are placeholder sites. Seems like not the best way to encourage investors.
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Mar 21, 2022 09:33
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Knormal posted:Seems like not the best way to encourage investors. 
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Mar 21, 2022 10:28
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I hope not
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Mar 21, 2022 10:31
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Beached Whale posted:I don't regret joining this discord at all Que sera sera
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Mar 21, 2022 12:06
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Akratic Method posted:I clicked this link, and there's a huge embedded video of some guy talking to Nathen about something, but we'll never know what because there's no controls and no way to enable the sound. Which is a great way to present a video comprised mainly of long static shots of just a torso and head with a moving mouth. He's nicked it from here, probably without permission. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvwnkQNDcr4
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Mar 21, 2022 12:23
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Please don’t point, Nathen. It’s rude.
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Mar 21, 2022 13:03
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Is fuked supposed to be some clever way around saying hosed? That’s as bad as “sexcy” I'm gonna guess a misspelling. Not everything Nathen does needs to be interpreted like an oracle
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Mar 21, 2022 13:16
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Thinking on this I think Nathen was trying to make a play on "screwed the pooch" which, in typical Nathen fashion, he completely took to a horrifying new level
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