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That makes me feel better because evangelicals aren't allowed into heaven due to a "NO DIPSHITS" clause mentioned in Revelations that they've been totally glossing over since Jimmy Dean, Colonel Sanders and Frank Purdue founded the Evangelical Christian movement back in the fifties.
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You know what would be really ironic and also unlikely is if 'they' made a Heathcliff movie and tapped Nathen to be the voice of Heathcliff.
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kntfkr posted:I agree with his hatred and jealousy of Chris Pratt. I'm better than Chris Pratt. I deserve what he has more than he does. So I get it. gently caress Chris Pratt. Does she look like goose?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Does she look like goose? 
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kntfkr posted:That makes me feel better because evangelicals aren't allowed into heaven due to a "NO DIPSHITS" clause mentioned in Revelations that they've been totally glossing over since Jimmy Dean, Colonel Sanders and Frank Purdue founded the Evangelical Christian movement back in the fifties. Wait until you hear about the founding pastor of his church. You may want to sit down backwards in a chair for this one. Wikipedia posted:Chad Veach is an American evangelical pastor and the founder of Zoe Church, a youth-oriented Christian congregation that is based in Los Angeles, California. Veach has been the subject of significant mainstream press coverage, which often focuses on Veach’s taste in streetwear[1] and sneakers[2] and his links to celebrities like actor Chris Pratt[3] and singer Justin Bieber, which have been chronicled on Veach’s Instagram.
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Escape From Noise posted:Wait until you hear about the founding pastor of his church. You may want to sit down backwards in a chair for this one. 
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EL BROMANCE posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1456959922915119114?s=20&t=20iuAtFHtWZo6dRrqDu5DQ lol settle down nathen
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I want to hear Nathen's audition for Garfield. You know he made one
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Elephant Ambush posted:I seriously wonder how Nathen thinks he would have gotten cast to be the voice of Garfield. Like have we ever seen or heard him do an impression of Lorenzo Music or Bill Murray? Or would Nathen have tried to audition with just his normal voice and some random "mneow"s thrown in? It's not like like Chris Pratt is any more suited for the role and didn't get picked simply because he appeals to gammons.
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Chris Pratt was picked because he'll get middle America off their tractors.
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Good Sphere posted:
Jim Davis thirsty af https://twitter.com/DaRealJimDavis/status/1505711618885582848?s=20 I dunno why this won't embed and I'm tired of trying sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Mar 22, 2022 |
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SgtScruffy posted:
I dunno. He says he's the real one.
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Lol gently caress that is not in fact a checkmark
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I think that's really Jim Davis.
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kntfkr posted:I think that's really Jim Davis. I want to believe.
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kntfkr posted:I think that's really Jim Davis.
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Elephant Ambush posted:I seriously wonder how Nathen thinks he would have gotten cast to be the voice of Garfield. Like have we ever seen or heard him do an impression of Lorenzo Music or Bill Murray? Or would Nathen have tried to audition with just his normal voice and some random "mneow"s thrown in? I hadn’t thought about any of this. I couldn’t tell if he was serious or not. I figured he was just @ing people to hype up his brand in a way intended to be playful but fully coming off as threatening
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Escape From Noise posted:Wait until you hear about the founding pastor of his church. You may want to sit down backwards in a chair for this one. "I was talking with my niece and some of her skateboarding friends..."
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol gently caress that is not in fact a checkmark The perfect disguise....
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SgtScruffy posted:
It’s a shame because that brief moment I thought it was real was the most respect for Jim Davis I’ve ever experienced.
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Jim Davis seems to be cool with Lasagna Cat, at the very least. He only had one of their videos taken down and it was because they posted his real life address or something. He really doesn't give a poo poo about all the hosed-up things people do with Garfield, as long as he keeps making money. See how GarfieldEats was allowed to exist despite Nathen's constant insanity until Nickelodeon/Viacom got the rights and had to deal with this guy.
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lasagna cat was the best, here's the video that was removed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxcpicWI95o
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Last Chance posted:lasagna cat was the best, here's the video that was removed Lol
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Last Chance posted:lasagna cat was the best, here's the video that was removed lmfao
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Last Chance posted:lasagna cat was the best, here's the video that was removed Holy lmao
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Last Chance posted:lasagna cat was the best, here's the video that was removed lol, ok, 1:05 just full on "write to this real address to ask about poo poo we made up." I see how that got them in a little trouble. Although I wouldn't put it past Youtube for actually having it down over the song.
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Mega64 posted:Jim Davis seems to be cool with Lasagna Cat, at the very least. He only had one of their videos taken down and it was because they posted his real life address or something. I like to think even he got sick of how boring and banal Garfield is and decided to just let people go crazy with it for shits and giggles.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I like to think even he got sick of how boring and banal Garfield is and decided to just let people go crazy with it for shits and giggles. Same but also the Heathcliff guy. That strip is totally surreal now and it works
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Mega64 posted:Jim Davis seems to be cool with Lasagna Cat, at the very least. He only had one of their videos taken down and it was because they posted his real life address or something. anything that becomes popular he can just license. the machine eats its critics. I thought I remembered a story about that video getting taken down but instead I found whatever this is: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13681294/1/Garfield-Doesn-t-Want-Breakfast-with-Mickey
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Same but also the Heathcliff guy. That strip is totally surreal now and it works I'm pretty sure the original Heathcliff guy died and his son took over. Either way good on him for giving the strip some strong Far Side energy.
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Empty Sandwich posted:anything that becomes popular he can just license. the machine eats its critics. poo poo fan fiction is what it is. Almost no action, and Mickey Mouse doesn't gently caress Garfield. Not even a handjob. 
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BigBadSteve posted:poo poo fan fiction is what it is. Almost no action, and Mickey Mouse doesn't gently caress Garfield. Not even a handjob. spoilers, jeez
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1506705172424187910 https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1506269708684865543 sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:anything that becomes popular he can just license. the machine eats its critics. Hell, Jim Davis got a Garfield Without Garfield book published when that was a big thing for awhile, and he infamously held back on suction cup Garfield car toys a long time ago just to stop Garfield from becoming a fad. Guy's managed a hell of a shrewd business out of a mediocre comic strip.
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WE’RE BACK BAYBEE
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